93: "Best of Curry & The Keeper"

0:00 Unknown: And she can keep in line. Everything's fine. You got all that you need Karianna keeper Yeah. Gorilla keeper for June 19 2024. This is episode 93 Sir Brian and Sir TJ: Hello my queen Dame TJ the wrathful Oh, okay. Well Hello my love Sir Brian with a guy. I mean, I have lunch occasionally. Whatever, dude. Got it. Well as you are well aware there's no curry in the keeper this week, so I thought maybe we should do a best of how do you feel about that? Hey, yeah, let's do another co lab. Yes, cool. Labs are key. All right. Well, how do you think we should start? Hmm, Unknown: you know, you steal the donut so well, let's start with Tina filling the donut or trying to that was my idea as well is kind of booboo. So let's go ahead and hit it.

1:03 Tina Curry: Why if a guy ever started this podcast Oh, can Adam Curry: you feel the donut? Tina Curry: Can I fill the doughnut? Yeah, so Adam Curry: it's like carrying the keeper. Karina keep it then you got to say hello. No, no, no that you have to say. Karina keeper for August 30 2023. Episode 54 Curry in the keeper boom we just fill in the dome. Tina Curry: Hello Adam Curry: my cute was tested. Here we go here. Let's see if you can do Wait wait wait. is currently keeper August 30 2023. Episode 54. Can you remember that? Currently keeper August 30 2023 episodes that people Okay, after this curry in the keyboard ready to go. There we go. Oh, curry Tina Curry: is the key for for today. August 30 2023. Episode 54. You Adam Curry: blew over the donor. To totally ruin the donor. You weren't getting fit in the hole?

1:57 Tina Curry: Oh, well, I have any practice. Adam Curry: It's gonna be so disappointing when Brian puts a lot of effort into something that I'm just not going to use. Yes. That's how it goes. I see. I'd made a terrible mistake. What I did not bring the wine bottle into the studio and probably need to get back being a version of Lucien and Ricky. Tina Curry: I like sharing. And the thing that that I love more than anything is when we laugh together. Yeah. And we laugh a lot. And this is just another avenue that we can share Adam Curry: a day without laughter as a date. And I lived as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, really? Did you come up with that? No, but, but I remembered it from a long time ago.

2:39 Tina Curry: What else you got on your list there dog? Adam Curry: Dog while I was a dog. Tina Curry: I burnt my hair. Adam Curry: I actually spit in Sarah's face today. It's Tina Curry: usually she's dragging ass the dog drags as she slowest dog ever. You're gonna shoot dogs. Adam Curry: Shoot him shoot anybody? I don't know. That's what I was being very careful. I wasn't armed the last time this. This guy is throwing rocks at his dog. Who knows what he's going to do. Unknown: We had retarded broccoli. Adam Curry: One minor note for both. Julie and for Brian. Yeah. And of course, I love them both dearly. As Quark soakers they are both cork soakers I don't understand why they still left the lid up. Oh.

3:27 Tina Curry: Yeah, here, Brian. I Adam Curry: think it was Julie. Oh, I think it was Julie. Tina Curry: Oh, Julie, I got reprimanded on a second date for that. You know, we've Adam Curry: talked about it. That's one thing they should know. They should know. they've listened to the show. Because Tina Curry: Peggy knows Peggy's like, Oh, I think I left the lid up. Adam Curry: Peggy definitely. Let's let's lit up keep the lid down. Tina Curry: We talked about that last show or Adam was like somebody left lit up and I think it was totally Julian. You put it in the show notes. And apparently she looks at the show notes before she listens in the show. And she goes I'm so nervous. I see that in the show notes. Did I like did I go to the bathroom not flush the toilet. She was so worried.

4:17 Adam Curry: I love the trauma that I create. I'm so proud of myself. I have an 800 credit score and I can traumatize a woman with a single idea Tina Curry: it's very fun and you redeemed yourself. yelled at me on our third date. The room around here Bay no Adam Curry: doubt if we all put the toilet seat down. There's never an argument about mustard. That's what I said by the way, it's a podcast so if i snot dripping out of my nose you don't have to motion to me like the snot coming on your nose because I know it. But no one sees it on camera. Tina Curry: Do you have a Kleenex come looking right at you Oh So you get a visual Adam Curry: so I'm like reading off a spreadsheet and she is like, you got a little bit of a snot coming out your nose and food. I know. This is in we're in the trenches here, okay? You don't even like Tina Curry: I'm looking at it like it's gonna roll into your mouth.

5:21 Adam Curry: You want to have one who Teresa is. Tina Curry: Teresa is one of my dearest friends. We've been friends for 35 years we met when we both worked at the bank Adam Curry: you know you were the terror twins. You Were Trouble you're good. No, you weren't. You were you know, like so I'm listening cork So Chris, let me tell you so I'm sitting at this table they're talking good times right? Hey, remember those guys? We convinced we're stewardesses are what you're making up all these horrible stories. You are exactly what men are worried about. Believe me. She lied to me met you give out fake phone numbers probably too. Wouldn't surprise me. Tina Curry: Yeah, we had we had a good time. So Adam Curry: yes, I love Teresa. She she's very funny family.

6:05 She's Tina Curry: like my sister. And then Adam Curry: I got really tired and as I need to lay down, but I couldn't. Teresa was in my spot. I'm just kidding. So this is from Gerard just one of the no agenda producers. And he says Adam glad you feeling better. I listened to some keeper pods. So I'm already like I'm not I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna keep her pods. Pods show title keeper pod it almost sounds like a sanitary napkin Tina Curry: keep whatever do probably my most embarrassing moment but funny at the same time. So when I moved to Austin in 2014 and I had my own little apartment, really in a brand new building and so you know, I wanted to just make sure it was nice and so I went to Target and I bought a little stuck succulent plant in a in a glass container. And diligently I watered that plant and when we were moving Adam Curry: look great is always Tina Curry: my I was moving out of that apartment moving into new part of my daughter Elise was helping me move and she dropped it and it rolled under the car and I was really mad at him. I go be careful with my plant moves into my apartment, which I affectionately called Hogwarts. That's when we met right lived at Hogwarts. And then I moved into another apartment and I was hanging the plant up and I'm looking at this plant that I took care of nurture nurture took care of for

7:36 three years and I'm looking at it when they watered and I realized it was a plastic succulents Adam Curry: Where did the water go Tina Curry: and my sisters think that is the end Am I pretty Adam Curry: much everybody. That's a funny story. I Tina Curry: even share that I did this. I did this rich retreat with David Sutcliffe. A lot back in November and before I had to get up and kind of pour my heart out. I started with that story to make everybody laugh so they thought it was pretty humorous. So yeah, yeah, that's my thing was plastic. I had no idea and I never stopped to think like why is this thing that growing? I've never had a speeding ticket ever. I've only been pulled over once and I think that was in me. You know, I've been pulled over here Adam Curry: right from the school. What are you talking about? You're seeing flashed your boobs. Philosopher.

8:38 Tina Curry: I've only been pulled over three times. So we went to the town highlight of the vaudeville holiday party. You were drunk before Adam Curry: we got was we had to leave you were like No, it was not it it gave me such gas my hope you went to the bathroom. I went right out on the porch and let one rip. Tina Curry: I don't need to know this. We ruining my image view in my head. Adam Curry: Oh, baby. Listen, I don't think about when YouTube okay. I know you do it. I know you fly around the room and I'm not looking. I think I need emergency surgery.

9:20 Tina Curry: Go to the ER I know dude, you're constipated. Smooth. Adam Curry: You You lose if you want to poop quick just pick up a McDonald's. And I did. And boy you are right. Tina Curry: From the bathroom. Yes is working good suggestion. Adam Curry: Because he didn't want you to think that I'd passed out in there and died on the pot like Elvis Tina Curry: and then the guy Paul who services or septic tanks and really good friends now and so I'm looking out the buyer driveway and I'm like, Who is this guy's looking at our generator and I walk out and I go, I go Hello. He goes yeah, I'm Paul. He goes I'm waiting for Adam he's in the can Adam Curry: and you're gonna get like a really bad taste in your wallet. That's what's gonna happen with the green one the wrong color and get the wrong ring. I'm just gonna be wrong but okay, go ahead. Risk IT risk risk is I Tina Curry: got yelled at shop by me Christmas presents Adam Curry: because it's interested me. I can only think I guess who thinks I have for you too cuz there's Tina Curry: nothing under the tree for me. It's all for Adam.

10:27 Adam Curry: The peep he's got your your mouth jackhammer is I know, but there's nothing but by Christmas time you will have forgotten about my mouth. You'd be like, where's my presently like, where's my prison? Yet, Tina Curry: I had to calm him down. I had to send him a link and show him and I was right over his shoulder while he ordered them. Adam Curry: No, that's not true. That's not it was not your screen. Let me tell you what happened. You sent me this link. And and I know that you wanted the the gold colored ones. And the link comes through as silver. And so I decided to say it came through a silver here one gold. He say yes. Tina Curry: Okay came over and said right by you and you selected the gold you put purchase? No, Adam Curry: I did not. You went away. And then in the evening, you said, did you buy that? And I said, sure. You are really the worst person. It's like you walk me next time. Why don't you just hold my hand and click the mouse button. So we make sure I purchased the right.

11:30 Tina Curry: You ask me which color and you invited me over and I was looking on your screen? Oh, here we go. Adam Curry: I need some help. Please help me out. Part of the part of the story was at MTV. They instead of just asking me for mtv.com to have it back after they said they weren't interested and go ahead, do whatever you want. They sued me over it. Yeah. And, conversely, Lisa Marie had to call because I'd elvis.com along with a couple others like curry.com and clam bumping.com. Right. So the girls call one of the girls, his ladies calls me from the office and says, Hey, you good. Next Tuesday, I was called a week ahead of next Tuesday. I was great. And then as a hang up like, did you say 1040 or 1140?

12:20 Because I have 1140. I call back I get I get like the head lady. Hey, Adam, how you doing? I just checking his 11 Oh, yes, it's 1140. So you and Dr. Mitch can talk as long as you want because the last time you were here talking about airplanes, and the whole day got pushed back. And we love you. And we know Dr. Mitch loves talking to you. But we really we have to schedule you and love before lunchtime so he can chat with you as long because we can't be be ruining our schedule for the day. I don't even know if he knows that. I'm going to tell him. Girl. Look at my look at my panel panel on the play. Let me show it. Speaking of the holidays, Yes, tomorrow is Thanksgiving and we have a number of misfits dropping by and we have Allison Allison coming for another bite? Yes.

13:12 We'll put the muzzle on Phoebe put the muzzle on. Yes. Tina Curry: That was the first person. Adam Curry: I'm gonna put the muzzle on CD tomorrow. And Tina Curry: then my friend Dale is coming and Dale was the one that wrote me the song for my birthday saying pretty much how miserable I am. You're a horrible person. And then of course my BFF Brian, Adam Curry: he's coming. You know, okay. Tina Curry: Oh, yes. I have some things to say. Adam Curry: Here's what's interesting. Yes. I've noticed that you have a particular laugh that you only use when you're laughing about or with with Tina Curry: Brian. He's funny. He cracks me up Adam Curry: no deal set grace, which was really nice. And we all held hands and we have different denominations. And we all everything is there. So it was great. But what I what I liked the most is we all know each other and are comfortable enough with each other we can give each other just like family does. Yeah. And so it felt very much like family. Well, I got all kinds of hemp treats for her. By the way. Yeah. Speaking of because I just remember I still have the THC gummies in in the fridge. Yeah. You ate my gummy Brian has sent me a bag of dicks, which was pretty funny. Actually. It's a bag of gummies like, I like a nice gummy from time. It's just open up ahead.

14:43 Now it's a little difficult with my man with like two scenarios. So I'll have I want to have kind of like a cat that's eating chewing gum, you know, cut and when it tastes good, and like came home and I Tina Curry: know you'd were doing the show on Sunday. I've literally Adam Curry: had three gummies and You ate the whole Tina Curry: there wasn't that many there was maybe like a Adam Curry: crack at it 15 was a full bag minus three minus three. Well, Tina Curry: I had a weak moment because I was sick. And I missed Adam Curry: my penis. And I was did and I was Tina Curry: and I opened the cabinet and I'm like, I'm just going to try a few of these. So I took these ridiculous shaped me one Adam Curry: for the taste when I had a Tina Curry: few and I was like, wow, these are these are pretty fresh. These are good. I will get some more. I'm like, wow, he won't miss him. I'll just finish tomorrow. Aside from the upside from the little gummy candy incident that I had. That's the only I don't Adam Curry: think we talked about this.

15:53 Tina Curry: Because yes, he said that you ate my bag. Adam Curry: That's almost like you knock my block off my Rockem sockem robots. QA my bag of Dick's new burgers strange Tina Curry: because I be considering the shape of them. I didn't care. They were just so fresh. They were good. But you know, they do refer to me as gummy candy Tina, in the seventh I have been referred to as gummy candy teen because I confessed to eating your your penis shaped gummies I'm not Adam Curry: even thinking of replacing them or anything. Tina Curry: I don't know. I don't know where Brian got them. I won't use your BFF Adam Curry: you could text him say hello. I need to replace my husband's dicks. Okay, Tina Curry: guess what you're getting for Valentine's Day.

16:34 Adam Curry: Thank you so much that the love is thick. She offered Tina Curry: to feature my blog posts about doing the bootcamp 75 hard and so I just outlined it Adam Curry: six Yes. picture of you. I might add I might add I'm because did I approve that? Tina Curry: I didn't know you do. Because you know, it's like Adam Curry: you could fantasize about. Tina Curry: So yes, you Adam Curry: do realize you're smoking hot, right? This is something that you really don't have to actually explain this to you every single time. You're Tina Curry: very sweet baby. It's the right thing for you to say the Adam Curry: truth. Adam, you have no idea how many parents asked me to train their dog to find drugs? I know. You guys would like that too. Because I often misplace my drugs. Could you please? Of course. You know me and then he immediately had a little wink to you.

17:28 Unknown: To this day when I get around certain individuals. I want to know more about them. What makes them tick? Why do you have peace? Why do you have patience in this crazy world? Why are you so kind why? How can you be gentle and when there's road rage to be had? How can you be gentle when you're dropping? The power of the Holy Spirit? I'm telling you. Adam Curry: That was for you. I know it 100% I heard I heard him in his mind go let me let me mess with Tina now for a second hold on when there's road rage. Tina Curry: We have people who help us and clean the house and they're not that great. had some issues. Right So Adam reached out to to show what are the owners of one of the really nice restaurants here in Fredericksburg to ask him if he had any recommendations. Okay, Adam Curry: so Rashard, by the way best name in the universe if you're if you're running an upscale restaurant. Yeah. Hello, I'm Resharper Yes, Tina Curry: and he is a handsome and another way Adam Curry: we should introduce him to he's got Tina Curry: a husband are back out and he's gotta gotta.

18:39 Adam Curry: Just kidding. Just kidding. So I said hey, Rashard weird question, because, you know, I have a relationship with Rashard. I can text him about this. We're looking for a real house cleaner or service, one that actually clean stuff? Well, he's b&b teams. Just don't cut it. He says, haha. He just cried quite impossible, minus a drunk and brings your dog with her to work. We don't even have a dog and we find bones under the sofa. But she doesn't steal. It's the best we can do imagine. And so finally said, Kathy, it's just you match your personality. Your whole character is all off. She doesn't like you at all. So we were just joking about it. But then this customer came in with like a pink tracksuit. And she went right away. I got a CVS like, Oh, that's nice. Like, how does that work? I mean, it was it was a very aggressive move. I'm like, wow, okay. I was literally saying I can't believe that she's okay with what you're doing here because normally she's backed off. She's skittish. She might even make a noise now. Wow. Know what she liked her pink tracksuit. Well, it was not Juicy Couture. But it could have been but it helps you see Tina Curry: on the but no, Adam Curry: I didn't look at her but it was Tina Curry: like the email that you sent earlier today to somebody when you said thanks. Say hello to your Mom This is Addison from from April's right. And so Alison

20:11 says, you know, my mom loves Corinne to keep right hit her in the mouth a while back and she, she left she tells me almost every time we talk about shooting choices so Adamson thinks stay home to your mom. Stay home. Adam Curry: Stay home all the ladies say whoa. Tina Curry: Email Rebecca go love that your mom loves Korean the keeper my producer meant to say hi to your mom and you wonder that hold your mom and Adam Curry: you wonder why I'm the way I am. You produce her? Yeah, Tina Curry: met a few Korean the keeper fans including dirty Jersey horse. Adam Curry: Man, the dirty. Isn't it? Awesome? Yeah, Tina Curry: he's great. I Adam Curry: didn't picture him like that. eight feet tall. 250 pounds. Yeah, beard, bald. Fantastic.

20:58 Tina Curry: And then a guy named Bubba came up to me you were away from the table. He goes, Hey, I just want to let you know that I like your show. Your show? Because I'm producing yours pretty good. I like your show that your producer Adam Curry: left the table. Let me approach you. Tina Curry: And then Adam. Adam Curry: There's this guy named Mr. Mr. Robot Adam. Tina Curry: Yes. He came up to me and told me he liked being a quark soaker. Yeah, I was like, Oh my gosh, this is so cool that so many people listen to our show. When I Adam Curry: have no idea you're you're a celebrator. You can't help it now. Make the biggest faux pas in my life. Right. I have that. Hey, you want something to drink and Weldon, so he's fasting for 72 hours. 36 hours, hours. That's nothing but he was drinking whiskey. So but whiskey doesn't count. He brought whiskey in in drinking with the glass with whiskey. I didn't know. It was his glass with whiskey. Yep, I'm good. And so Annalise and a little glass of wine. So I'm pouring it and we're chatting. I'm drinking wine and we're just chatting.

22:06 Awesome. Like, crap. And then I just take your wife out for you. She said yes. So what do you say? Oh my gosh, such a douchebag I really didn't realize what had happened. I felt so stupid. It was really crazy. Tina Curry: Didn't say anything. You're just drinking her wine. Now. She's so she's so gracious. Adam Curry: I'm better. Better. No, I'm better now. Tina Curry: I know, babe. I know. Adam Curry: Here's the funniest story of all. My friends Robin Tiffany. So we're supposed to go to Switzerland? Yes, that's what you ruined it. Yes. I did. They for her birthday. In January, they have a chalet with a chef and you know, stab, beautiful.

22:55 Like, come on out. It's gonna be a couple, couple, couple couple of friends of theirs. Tina Curry: And I was so I was so honored that we were in college and that we really loved them. Adam Curry: So I'm looking, I said, you know, it's gonna be a couple of weeks into the first surgery. I don't know, I'm gonna have to be kind of under observation. If something happened, you know, the sutures have to come out because they're not self dissolving for all kinds of reasons. Because they're great. I don't feel comfortable being away from you know, Hollywood and Mave. In case something Oh, no, we wouldn't. It wouldn't matter Oh, title. In case something happens, yeah.

23:41 Tina Curry: You don't want to be in another country. So Adam Curry: she says, Well, you got to tell him. Yeah, I was like, well, it's your mouth. So So I call up Rob. I said, Hey, man, how you doing? Chatting. I said, and I say ha man, I gotta tell you what's going on with my mouth. And and I go through this whole thing that I just explained. And then I say so this kind of sucks. It's kind of bad news because I really don't feel I mean, it's I really can't We can't come to Switzerland because I have to be kind of close to to the team here in case something happens to us. Oh. Oh, man. I thought you're gonna ask me to donate bone. He literally thought that he was gonna ask him to donate.

24:22 Tina Curry: His either his mom or dad needed a kidney. And Tiffany told him no. You're not giving up your kidney. stuff. I'm sure if you were asking for bone. She'd be like, Nope, you're not giving up your bone. Adam Curry: That guy, buddy. Oh, so funny. I love this so much. Oh, Tina Curry: so when are you shaking? When are we going? Adam Curry: Ah, you didn't want to go in this kind of playing. You said you don't like getting in over the wing. Oh, Unknown: you gotta get an over the wing. Well, that's where the Adam Curry: door is. Oh, this is just Tina Curry: luxurious. Sounds like Snoopy plane. Is that what it is? Is there a close cut?

25:06 Adam Curry: Yes. Okay. Air conditioning It has bluetooth you can listen to your dirty music. You can text Brian in the back. You want like, Oh, this is no fun. There's not even a lavatory. Oh, Tina Curry: there's no bathroom. Adam Curry: Oh goodness. Oh, Tina Curry: is there a place for your luggage? Yes. Adam Curry: Oh he does have a luggage compartment with a keyless entry system. Tina Curry: Oh wait to see this I'm working my ass off Adam Curry: literally but but the cool thing is you're asked is like the death thing gonna pop? I see buddy I see no there's a couple other things we have to talk about. Now we had a fun conversation about that was out this morning. Darling Could you please sing the opening track? Tina thinks that she knows the track can you just sing me Come on because cuz this morning I was like here's how you do living up in a down world Yes, yes yes yes okay, sing it and then I'm not gonna say give you so weak right now because you're like I wish I'm not bad I'm not a bad singer. No you're not a bad singer you just don't know the melody you do this with songs unit by the way you know every single lyric no to man I will give you that hands down but just since I'm not sitting down where are you going living

26:36 up and down? We just played for this part we all never do that and now you're still pretending like we don't do cards we do cards got admitted admitted admitted the card Tina Curry: Meister you Adam Curry: are you are in cards are your love language hearts and everybody Tina Curry: words of affirmation is my love language. So imagine my my look at my face was like, Oh, no. You Adam Curry: and you didn't even need me like give me a shitty card later. No. Not even like a makeup card. And he brought me a nice bottle of ours Chile, so I'm very very happy. It's exactly what I wanted. Yeah. Oh, even though we have dozens of bottles of grapes. No, Tina Curry: that is not true. You've been sucking it down even sucked down the lover Palooza bottle yesterday. I did which is the one that Brian gave us when we went to Charles Adam Curry: that I kept the bottle though I couldn't I couldn't bring myself to talk.

27:55 Tina Curry: Sorry, Brian was talking about his date who ended up he only saw him in the neck up and then when I finally met her she was on the dating app. She was not quite not quite represented the way that he thought Adam Curry: she was like my first my first my first Tinder date was 49 Tina Curry: He's getting shorter every time you tell the story. She literally came Adam Curry: in out of a I don't want those cards a clown car. A Fiat 500 with a whole bunch of people I rolled out Tina Curry: keep this story just keeps chasing keeps getting shorter shorts. Really, really? Little. She Adam Curry: was half my size. A little person. Let's just put it this way. She could have easily gone to the Game of Thrones Tina Curry: audition? No, she wasn't a little person when she close.

28:41 Adam Curry: She was very, very and not like tiny. Just yeah, Tina Curry: people Adam was on Tinder for brief for a brief moment, Adam Curry: but enough about last month. Tina Curry: Cheers Amy. Also known as Damon Damon Dave de Chris, also known as Burnett of the Sonoma crush. And the coolest thing I read their their card and they're having a baby girl in May. Oh, Adam Curry: love baby girl. They're gonna name her Adam. I love it. sweetbreads is his testicles. Is it? Tina Curry: No. sweetbreads are like fried kidney fried organs. Well, what Adam Curry: is testicles? Just testicles yak balls that's what you want. No, nope, nope. Nope. Getting a whole bunch of cornstarch just throw it into water like please make paste Tina Curry: make flowers whatever. You got like little balls on there Adam Curry: and cornstarch it No wonder my gravy is no good. So he was working with Tommy and Matthew is you know, born and raised Fredericksburg. You know, total. I mean, you could not be more redneck than Matthew. Even though he's of course. is a sweetheart of a guy really Tina Curry: nice guy. But he's, he's put he's leveling out the pole and I'm watching him I look at his arm. He's got this tattoo on his arm that is shockingly vulgar. That's all I can say. At

30:15 times you're looking at it like what the thing needs clothes on it to some pants on that Adam Curry: Tommy and I are looking at each other. We're looking at it as a dude. And Tommy's like, Oh my God, and then you go inside. Matthew, man, what are you doing? You gotta put that you gotta put clothes on that thing. He was really embarrassed. Tina Curry: I know, because I looked I looked out the window as he was he was pretty sure. He Adam Curry: was really embarrassed about it. And he really needs a tattoo. We were it was thing is as over the eye. Tina Curry: Let's just say I've never quite seen anything like it. Adam Curry: Right. So anyway, so the cement dries and then now he was a gross miscommunication. Oh. Now, it was going to be ready Monday morning. And um, so you have to understand how excited about this is like the another piece of the puzzle of me becoming a full Texan is you got to have your flagpole with you. Yeah, I got my ar 15 I got all this I need to flagpole with your Texas flag. And so I'm super excited. But Monday was a all flags have to be at half mast, right. And then you get called out particularly in Fredericksburg, certainly by veterans, if it's on a certain day where it should be half mast. And I was like, this was national firefighter day. I was like, I don't want the first time I raised my flags to be half mast. This doesn't feel right. So I waited another day, Tuesday morning, you go off for your walk. I'm like, oh, yeah,

31:49 I'm gonna Tina Curry: put the flags up real quick. And then I came in I was in the bathroom. But I was like, Oh, I'm Adam Curry: gonna I'm gonna go surprise to you. I'm gonna put the flags up said look, they're already up. They're already flying because I was excited to have them flying. And we had some wind and everything so they would flap in the wind. And then you come home. And then all I hear is oh, you ruined my moment. No, no, I practice this is exactly. Exactly how you mean to your wife ruin my moment? I like Tina Curry: did I ruined my moment?

32:36 Adam Curry: Yes. You're in the bathroom. And you said you ruined my moment. I Tina Curry: did. I said, you ruined it. I wanted to I wanted to film it. That's what I said. I wanted to film you putting you raising your flags. It's what I said. It was Adam Curry: all about you. It was my flag. Tina Curry: So I film and he's like, Wait a minute. Do I have the Texas flag? Right? No, I was upside down. Adam Curry: No, no, wait, hold on a second. This is not how that went down. So you're you weren't all of a sudden all like happy again? No, you got that sourpuss face. And then you say, you can make it up to me by boiling eggs. Yep. And then when you came home, the eggs not only boiled, they were peeled. They were peeled. The yolks had been extracted. I'd even waited with the egg whites to get into the dye.

33:35 Tina Curry: Because I guess you ruined my moment. Adam Curry: I ruined your moment with my presence. What is wrong with women? Women are weird. It makes no sense. Tina Curry: Building I wanted to capture the memory. Okay, so we got the memory. Yeah. Well, we filmed the memory and then you realize you had the Texas flag upside down. Why Adam Curry: go bust me like that? What do you want to do? I've been floating Tina Curry: the idea of doing the rim to rim and now Grand Canyon. Hiking it. Adam Curry: You always got a follow rim to rim with Grand Canyon. Sure. Tina Curry: You looked at me speaking of Brian. Oh, really?

34:17 Do we have to speak up and tell you the story? This is so. So Brian wants he's going to open up our merch store. Adam Curry: Oh, please. Yes. He's not going to do anything of the sort. He's already Tina Curry: he's already doing the challenge coins. He's working on it. Show me the money. Okay, show me. So, so Jake, who is in our 75 Hard group only guy. He's the guy in Hawaii. He's the Submariner Submariner. And Jake messaged me on Instagram. He said, I can help out. You know if Brian I know how to get them or I divert them. Yes, the challenge coins. And I said Well, can I give Brian your number? And he said absolutely. So I gave Brian his number and Jake is now Brian's vice BFF Oh, Jake, Adam Curry: Jake. Only I'm sorry, Jake, because I know Jake Jake. If I had known I would have I would have thwarted this because here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea. And believe it or not, somehow Brian's DM is going to come through then you're gonna come topside and it's gonna be clean, clean, clean, clean, clean clean. Your phone's gonna be blown up so Brian so I'm sorry i If I had known I would have stopped that right away Tina Curry: this is the funny part so so they're texting and and Brian screenshots and Jake goes you're gay right

35:50 because I said it on the show. Wait. Adam Curry: Now I feel bad maybe Jake was trying to Tina Curry: bribe Oh cheeks Mary's Adam Curry: got four kids. doesn't mean he's not good. Oh, don't Tina Curry: say that. Jake. He doesn't mean it. That's mean. I mean, Adam Curry: everything I say. I have no problem. You really have no problem with Jake being gay with Brian at all? Tina Curry: I thought it was hysterical. Now Adam Curry: all of our gate listeners are rolling their eyes. Tina Curry: To joke it was just a joke. I just thought it was funny that Jake actually believed that but but Jake also says Brian's a hoot. I said yeah, Adam Curry: he's definitely very long feel bad now. It's actually sticking on Brian. I should I should. I should pump the Brian loves Tina Curry: to talk about him. So anyway, I thought that was I thought that was hysterical. All the dairy you've been consuming because I Adam Curry: have so much gas, power, all of the European Union who needs who needs Putin's gas? The left side of my pelvis is just as like, what is this? No. No, no, no. Okay, so I'm looking at my list for today. And I'm looking at this I'm like Beano.

37:04 What is Urbino? I can't remember why I wrote. You know, I've never heard of when you say Pastor Jimmy and Annette it has it mean, it doesn't sound right. Tina Curry: And that needs a title. Yes, Pastor Adam Curry: Jimmy and Dame Annette or something. Thank you. So I'll take it on me. It was my fault that that we didn't do the show because you went. You want to do the show? And I was like, Tina Curry: Well, we went out to dinner last night. It was home at nine o'clock was a bad Adam Curry: producer. I should have said no. Get in there. We have to do this. Get in there get work at a woman. Tina Curry: Yeah. But it was nine o'clock and I knew I knew you weren't going to be able to bring it. So I let you off the hook. Let you off the hook.

37:50 Adam Curry: Thank you. I'm so grateful. Tina Curry: So it was a connect group. So they talked about all the different groups that you can get involved in which I'm going to do but I'm a little I'm a little got a lot on my plate right now. And Pastor Jimmy called me over and he's like, Tina, he goes, I got an email from your friend Peggy lightning. Oh, yeah. I said I took I brought Peggy to a service a couple of weeks ago. He was just he goes, she told me about the Korean, the keeper podcast. And the you talk about the bridge church. He goes, I know who your husband is. I remember him from MTV with the big Adam Curry: thanks. There we go. And Tina Curry: he said, and he wasn't I was doing I was supposed to be doing something. He goes and I was listening to the show. And I was laughing. The show, right? Yes. And he goes and I was laughing. It's so funny. And so we started in on this conversation and very lovely people, he and his wife and that and he said we have to get together and go out. So yeah, so I'm GRH right? Yeah. See ya. So Adam Curry: oh, I'm the youngest.

39:00 Tina Curry: Yes. So I mean, I was such a lovely conversation. I really feel connected to the group. You told Adam Curry: them that I watch right? Yes. Tina Curry: I told them that you watch online and that you do the viewer podcast on Sunday always gives Adam Curry: a shout out to the people watching online always feel very special at that moment. Yeah, that's me. And yeah, one other people. Tina Curry: So I really, really felt connected. But another interesting thing happened to me the other the other night, it was kind of complaining that I don't have any friends here. Like I have no friends from the Adam Curry: I wrote that. Oh, okay. Go ahead. No, no, go ahead. No, I Tina Curry: was just talking about how I have a lot of amazing friends in my life, but nobody lives here. My closest friend is in Austin, which is Adam Curry: yeah, 70 miles away. Yeah. Which Tina Curry: is Allison, but you know, and then there's Ledi.

39:46 And, but I have no friends in Fredericksburg. We've been here for 15 months and it'd be nice to just have a friend that you could go out and have a drink with, you know, just you know, get away from the Adam Curry: house and the house was the husband's. And by the way, completely understand, not that I have a whole bunch of friends here. It's interesting because you say, Well, you have this and this and I'm like, women are women friends are different. Tina Curry: Different, like, I wish I had just a girlfriend to walk with Adam Curry: and whatever. We need an intervention with you. We're very, very concerned Tina Curry: at this point. Oh, oh, my mukbang videos, I Adam Curry: decide to, like, Hey, I'm gonna go sit out in the sun here this morning. It's nice. You know, we hadn't 50 degrees this morning. By the time I got there. I was like, not quite 70 I'm gonna sit in the sun. And I'm just sitting there I got I've had a coffee or a joint or both. And I'm just sitting like, Ah, okay, this is really nice. And I and you're sitting on the porch, which is at least at least five feet away. 30 feet away. And then I'm the screen port. And I don't have my hearing aids in but still I hear this. And three times I say Tina, Tina, and I can see your face above your iPad. And you're not saying Are you watching mock bank videos.

41:12 It was grossing me out 30 feet away without my hearing aids. These little Chinese chicks were there with their gloves on eating Tina Curry: their microphones clipped to their neck. This was completely I was watching it to send it to my sister Lisa because you need an Adam Curry: intervention. This is addicted to it to what is the addiction? Tina Curry: I think because I can't have cake. I mean, they only do Adam Curry: this. I mean, there's anime and then below that, as far as I'm concerned, it's like I felt mad. I mean once in a while a mock bang video but in the morning, I'm watching someone. Chinese chick. And I say chick specifically for my next story. A Chinese chick. Oh goodness, with a microphone clip to her neck eating whipped cream cake with rubber gloves.

42:09 Do you understand that? There's something very sexually perverted and twisted about No, it Tina Curry: hasn't. I don't you think of it that way? I don't think of it that way. I'm looking at like, wow. Adam Curry: Then it's you know, it's Tina Curry: I want one. Adam Curry: That's really all it is. And when I gave you the opportunity to mock bang a cake. Tina Curry: I can't I just know physically I can't. But I'm so intrigued by it. And my sister Lisa. I got her hooked on it too. So we're both hooked on it. Now. I'm going to be a closet. Mock banger? No, no, you can be now now I know. You're watching me. You're listening. Adam Curry: I respect your identity. I respect your choices. You can love whoever you want to love baby when it comes to food. I understand. You're a muck banger. You're also a misogynist. Oh, Tina Curry: why she's what is the skewer Tina tonight. You Adam Curry: gotta learn how to podcast. Okay. So I go to Bernie, and I take my introduction flight and I meet everybody at the flight school. I'm very excited about this because I want to get back into aviation so I can fly us at least me we'll see if you ever want to come along. You know, I'm done with it. And I want to have that freedom again. So I'm gonna get back into want to get my instrument rating. Very excited. I come home. And of course, I'm jacked. Oh, so great. And so that was really, really cool. You know, my instructor and her mom. She worked her mom works. There is Tina Curry: what knows, you know, you go my instructors, Amy

43:42 Baba mine, Amy Lynn. Adam Curry: Yeah. Anyway, some chick. You're taking lessons from some chick. And then the next question is, Is she cute? Tina Curry: All valid questions. None Adam Curry: of these are valid questions. That is that is your turf. Just sounds cool. The trans exclusionary radical female. I was I was like, wow. But here's the worst thing instead of me saying, which I should have said was, she's my daughter's age. Instead of saying that I said, she's five foot two. I don't know why I said that. Like that's just qualified. Cute. I was just like, Wow, you are quick to say some check. Well, Tina Curry: bib well.

44:35 Adam Curry: Let me ask you a question. Yeah. Do you really have any, any fear or doubt about me and some shit? Tina Curry: No, I don't. But I think it's kind of good to have that in a relationship like Yeah. I mean, I'm protective of you. And I think that you know, I think that's a good thing is the Adam Curry: fact that I knew that you were going to do that before it happened was I don't like It's exactly what I expected it to happen. Tina Curry: I am sorry. That's just who I am. You know? Oh, I'm sorry. Adam Curry: I also said, you know, hey, it's good that I have you as my instructor because you know, chicks like flying with chicks. Too much more comfortable with Chick. Oh, geez, literally our daughter, I guess Tina Curry: when I said that you immediately pulled out your phone and made a note.

45:22 Adam Curry: Yes, I did, actually. Nice. Nice. Tina Curry: So anything else you have for me? Well, the Adam Curry: contrast is of course that for the past 48 hours, all I've heard is Brian, this Brian that your BFF which is, you know, I have no problem. No problem whatsoever. Oh, well. Well, don't you have anything to say about Brian? Tina Curry: We can talk about him a little bit later. I have a few things to say about him. This Adam Curry: show was based initially on purely wine. It's turned into your show, which I produce. Okay, because there are production Emmys and stuff so I can always get an award for this work that I'm doing. Adam Tina Curry: you're always telling me that I've ruined the show. Here is a Adam Curry: clip that I picked up from a very popular podcast with two friends of ours. Oh, the podcast is known as D H.

46:18 unplowed lovelies Have a listen, Unknown: wait, Adam curry and Tina have a show they do to now? Yeah. Which I gotta say say it takes some serious balls. If I was to do a show with my wife, it would be I don't think I'd do it. Let's say that. Adam Curry: No kidding. Can you imagine him with Jill doing your podcast? Alright, we continue. Okay. Unknown: It'd be rough. A little wine. And they talk about the liberals. A lot of one lot. And now TIA is on I think the 75 day no alcohol. Yeah, it's ruining the show. Proof? How's that work? Things like that. The podcast goes on, under all circumstances. To me, I mean. Yeah. faddish stuff, I guess. 75 days so 75 days and Vida know what? No drinking. So what's going to happen in the market?

47:22 Adam Curry: I laughed my ass off when I heard that this afternoon. I got a clip that Tina Curry: they released yesterday. Well, apparently, I mean, well, at least you know, Andrew is supportive. Does that John? Certainly is it? Adam Curry: John John's just pragmatic like me. She's ruining the show. Oh, my gosh, it's not is not ruining the show at all. So the wine that I am drinking, which I am doing out of solidarity for the show, Tina Curry: I thought you were gonna bring up how we are talking about in bed the other night about the word fine. When I say I'm fine. Any man any man Adam Curry: knows this is the this is part of the third rail that we are very careful with this.

48:02 Tina Curry: So every time I say I'm fine, Adam thinks that it's a negative connotation. I said no, it's incorrect. Stop. Adam Curry: Sorry, I'm gonna have to pause you right there. Every single time you say fine, Adam has to roll the tape back, analyze, zoom, rotate, enhance. Was there a slight nuance in the fine? Was there a grimace in the fine? Was it? Was it actually maybe fine? Or was it fine, like in fine wine? Or was it just it's fine. Only set in a different way. There's no way to accurately do that every single time. I provided some Tina Curry: clarity, though, for you. Right? Oh, would you please share because I said if I go, I'm fine. Everybody knows that there Adam Curry: is a lot more nuanced. There's Tina Curry: different ways. I'm fine, which means back away. And then if you go, I'm fine. That means really no.

48:54 Adam Curry: Oh, yes. You so fill it. I'm fine. What is that? Tina Curry: Neutral. This? Adam Curry: No. Find me. I'm fine means I really want you to do it for me, but I'm fine. I can do it myself. But I would prefer you Tina Curry: get Yes. No. Get it? I'm fine. No, I will. Adam Curry: Never No, no, no, that's what you think you would say. But that's not how it comes out. It sounds like you think you're saying I'm fine. But no, it comes out like I'm fine. It doesn't. Tina Curry: That's neutral. But you mean Adam Curry: I'm fine. And it comes out I'm fine. It's just it's so slight. Tina, it's impossible. I need a color code. Fine. Green fine, yellow Tina Curry: fine red. Okay, then we'll do three three of them.

49:37 Then I'll go or how about this. Wait, hold on. I'm fine. Which means I'm not fine red red zone. I'm fine with orange. And then I'm fine. Adam Curry: No, see, that's green. No, I'm fine. That means like nothing. Nothing to see here. This is this would be a great game show. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another exciting Episode. She's fine. All right, Contestant number one. Listen to what she says. Did she really like meeting your friend? I'm fine. What do we think hands on buzzers, I'm sorry times up. But then I saw you know, Molly, episode four, five. It looks like it gets pretty. Pretty crazy coming up.

50:22 What? Oh, industry? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Are you gonna say bad sisters? Oh, you're all jacked about that. Oh, like I like it. Tina Curry: Listen to you. So I started watching the show called you and your sisters Adam Curry: are? I don't know, bad. Oh, is what's going on here? Hey, by the way, if you'd like to know exactly what the Indiana, the Kardashians of Northwestern Indiana are about, go watch this show. Tina Curry: Anyway, it's a good show. And so I watched the first three episodes and like, Adam, you have to watch this. You will like it. You will like it. I'm like, You got to watch and he kept saying now, now like a goat.

51:05 Adam Curry: Even without one. Tina Curry: He's like, alright, let's watch it anyway. Did you like it? Or did you not like it? No, I Adam Curry: like it's not. I mean, it's a chicks thing. It's like, everyone's out to kill one one of them or their husbands like yeah, that's really great. I love the idea that women bond together. Instead of passing around a stupid pair of blue jeans. They go kill one of their husbands. I really liked this idea. Tina Curry: Anyway, it's a good it's a good shake. I know because you've never been you've never been put under ever. No. Adam Curry: I don't know what it is. Never had a broken bone. This is so cute. Tina's like you're in bed the other night. Just so wrong. You have no smoke you drink. Do you just do not exercise? You don't have any aches or pains? No aches. You have no pains. I'm always happy. I don't like I can face Tina Curry: Can I just want I just like want the old Sex in the City back or Miranda? Row we're Miranda with the with the guy and they win eight Dunkin Donuts. They had the glazed donut. That episode. Do you remember that? Yes, Adam Curry: I do. Darling. What's what I'm what I'm trying.

52:19 What I'm trying to connect is not everyone over 50 has the kind of sex life that you and I have like last night which is why I knew this would be a great show. I told you I'd do it you double dog dared me I told you I'd do it. I remember those women aren't having so big carries husband Unknown: is not having Tina Curry: sex. Wait one second. Who is the target audience here? Me me me. Adam Curry: 60 year old man. Tina Curry: The target audience I do you think the 30 year olds the 25 year olds are watching them? No, they're not watching that. Sorry about the language. But I also got in I got a really nice email from my sister. And she wants me to read it. Which one Tony? Of course.

53:11 Adam Curry: What'd you say? Of course Tina, what are you trying to say about Tony? Tina Curry: She says Hello, sister. First I want to say that I couldn't stop laughing at all the jokes hysterical. It's great to hear your voice with Adam and which I predicted a long time ago remember? Adam Curry: Oh, okay. So it's her idea. Yes, she is she goes before I Tina Curry: get into detail. I would like to say when I come to visit, which they're arriving next week, I will come bearing Adam's birthday gift, which I'm aware was almost four or five months ago, and some delicious treats for Miss VB. Back to the story. When we talked on the phone when I informed you that you should do a podcast with Adam, you shut that down. You said that's his thing. Now look at you $17 richer and full of energy. I love the dynamic of YouTube. The stories the shout out and my manager Sarah enjoys the show to always complimenting your radio voice. Press one for checking. Well. She goes I know that you're probably cringing at my grammatical errors in this email. But I'm from Gary. Ah, Adam Curry: she's not from Gary. Next Door, your next door crossed. Could you hit me again on that because you're not doing a very good job with Tina Curry: the barkeeper too in addition to a Adam Curry: bomb running the board bit Tina Curry: when I was single in the city in Chicago, and so I had been married. I had married my high school sweetheart, or in the early 80s And who actually gave you a huge gift. Yes, he did. So his last name was savage and so when we got a divorce, I decided to keep the last name and we're the divorce court and

54:42 the judge goes you're gonna keep the name I'm like Adam Curry: yeah, he was savage everybody's Tina Curry: name it's it's my marketing strategy. Adam Curry: You DJ name, baby. It's like everybody had said Tina Savage here on 100 Tina Curry: Everything Hey baby. Adam Curry: You could do that is the night. Tina Curry: Oh my god, it seems so long ago, but anyway kept the name because I thought oh my god good for dating What the hell you know why not? Because you're seven. Yeah, so my name was Tina savage in Chicago and and I had volunteered at a American Heart Association event one one day, I was with a really good friend of mine and we had name tags and the name tag. The person had to hand wrote the names and so hi my name is yes so my name was very it was a very vertical the way that she wrote it and this guy had come up to me and he looked at my nametag and he's looking at it and he goes to the sausage from then on, my friends helped me to the sausage show kind of took away the whole Tina savage sort of moniker that I was so proud of and I became tuna sausage.

55:59 Adam Curry: I'd be okay if you just change your name back to Tina savage. No. Tina savage sounds like someone who works with fire. Fire. Speaking of reality shows, so this is a this so here's, here's the difference between Tina Adam. There's a lot Have you have you seen Kim Kardashian on the cover of you interview? And, and this came up and discussed. You see Kim Kardashian. She's standing there and she literally has her blue jeans down with her ass hanging out that literally and Tina says can you believe she doesn't have eyebrows?

56:42 Tina Curry: She like blonde it out her eyebrows Adam Curry: shoot her butt crack and ask is hanging out purposely like she's letting the poop what is and you're like, Yeah, but the eyebrows. This was an amazing moment. And I just kept saying Did you see her ass hanging out of the jeans? I was. I Tina Curry: was just more amazed at how her face had changed. Adam Curry: Because she shaved off her eyebrows. They just wired them Tina Curry: by luck. Who knows? I don't know not my Are you gonna? Adam Curry: You're gonna do that? Tina Curry: Yeah, I'm gonna do right after the show. Disappeared. Am I posted? I'm gonna do it. Together No.

57:24 Eyebrows your first. Okay. I did want to mention though, that you said to me, about four years ago, I did a challenge with orange theory. And you said you notice I didn't put a ring on it until you drop the weight. Oh, that was Adam Curry: a joke. I said wait, what total Joe had to be there Tina Curry: I'm putting that on my list. Adam Curry: But listen, you know, it's like the third time I want to get it right. I'll make sure everything's Tina Curry: cool. It's the last time last time Adam Curry: best time and the last time you go. I remember Yes. Dammit I looks like I'm doing laundry every single day.

58:08 Tina Curry: I've been busy this is this Adam Curry: is are you are you how can you have 12 pairs of socks in one week Adam curry. What the heck is going on? Are you are you taking off your socks during the day and putting on fresh ones? Because it's like I'm doing laundry all day. Oh wait that was seven eight teen am Tina Curry: not that early. Oh okay. I'm sure you do laundry Adam Curry: don't say anything to add them in the morning except things like what do you do and how many pairs of socks the ominous costume to demonstrate fell sucking on ya.

58:50 Fasten your sock tables Tina Curry: Well, I must say I did I feel like I'm doing laundry all the time. So I what I do is I separate her clothes. And guess who has the biggest pile of socks? Amanda works from home has the biggest pile Okay, Adam Curry: all right now stop because I'm gonna tell you what's going on with that. Why is my pile bigger than your Why? Tina Curry: Why 12 pairs of socks in a seven day stretch this Adam Curry: this? I'm not quite sure what happened there. But Tina Curry: sometimes they step in water my socks get wet. Adam Curry: Correct. That happened two times this week. I'm very annoyed by myself. Here's what typically happens.

59:30 You've been working a lot during the week, like more days than typical. So I get up in the morning. I get dressed to take the dog out. And that's typically when I might put on a pair sock I know what's crazy 18 degrees outside and and I put on a t shirt and a sweater and whatever. And then you go to work. Regardless, before you come home. I always change Ain't make sure I look nice for you. Is that true or not? That Tina Curry: is very true. Hence, the double load of Adam sucks laundry. So Oh, seek the truth comes out now. No, because I'm like, What the hell? Why are there so much? I feel like I'm doing laundry all the time. That's Adam Curry: then because I'll take off the T shirt, which I've been wearing them for most of the day. But now I gotta put in the hamper. This isn't. I'm good wearing stuff two, three times.

1:00:25 And you know, I have no problem with that. But I'm like, No, this has to go. So that's part of it. So I hope you feel really guilty now. Tina Curry: Okay, I understand and I appreciate the Adam Curry: so the thing that I keep telling Tina is, there's certainly some service we can get. Every time Tina Curry: Adam does a podcast, none of the lights can be turned on in the house. None because they're all on dimmers, and they create this sort of buzz for him. So I'm actually cooking by flashlights because I can't turn on the damn kitchen like I'm I'm doing a slow burn in the kitchen as he's yapping away. Adam Curry: I I've calculated that I walked the dog quite a bit because of a home more than you are. But I've calculated I do close to a 4k every day walking, walking, but it's close to a 4k.

1:01:14 Tina Curry: Yeah, yeah. That's not bad. Yeah. What do you think? Appreciate that? Yeah. And you're really good at picking up the poop too. So Adam Curry: the poop scoop Meister I have the the reverse heb bag. Down to the side. Tina has to shine the flashlight. Tina Curry: We all need to evaluate like, Oh, it's a five dropper? Adam Curry: Yes, it's a five droppers. I'm very big. I'm looking at the poop for consistency. Dog looks healthy. Sometimes like Tina Curry: little. We need to worry when you want to know we need to hold Adam Curry: back on the teriyaki snack. Holy crap, dawg, what's going on inside you? 5000 SATs, Brian nice. And he says boost boost. That's what I want to thank you. I'm gonna record that I've been waiting to record you do that because you Tina Curry: go Adam Curry: boost. I'm going to use that. That's great. Again, we started this show because we thought it would be fun to do and people might listen like listening to it. And that turns out to be true so far. Sophomore show you never know.

1:02:16 Tina Curry: Yeah, we don't know where it's going. We still we haven't we haven't gotten her legs under us. We are gonna we Adam Curry: are gonna get guests in. We're definitely gonna have guests on the show for sure. And there'll be a variety of people. Oh, man. Tina Curry: Oh, man. We should get my sister on here because she's got all those plastic surgery Adam Curry: stories. Well, she will she says she devolves received advice. She doesn't say any names. It's like a HIPAA violation. Any name your sisters or what? She has shit on her phone. Look at that as oh my god, can you believe it? Look at this labia blast. This by the way is where my ears perk up. This is from like that one. No. And it's like let me not like that at all like luckily I have a lot of experience with the plastic surgery industry so I know some things I'm just because my ex wife was basically Mr. Potato Head all the pieces were stuck on you know, I paid for him to Tina Curry: Mrs. Potato Head.

1:03:18 Adam Curry: Yeah, but but it was it's interesting to know all the things and Tina Curry: but holy crap, she is funny, funny, funny stories. Just about the Adam Curry: pleasures like crazy. Like what the doctor Tina Curry: that she works for told the patient that she should take a bag of peas and use the pee to help the swelling and the woman turn to the doctor said should I take the piece out of the bag? Adam Curry: I was just trying to get to your lizard brain to activate you to hop in the sack right? Because Tina Curry: you said you had the player's Adam Curry: handbook. That's right. Here's like, here's how you get her in the sack. Like okay, I can do. Hey, don't worry. I've got the player handbook. It'll be a great day.

1:04:05 That's right. Tina Curry: That's right. I remember that. You told me that the first day that you had the player handbook. Adam Curry: I bought that thing too. Yeah, it was a PDF. Tina Curry: It wasn't even a book. He's pulling it up right now. Yeah, I think he talked to and John was disappointed that you were dating somebody because he wanted to live vicariously through your single Oh, Adam Curry: no. That was horrible. Yeah, he didn't like that. Yeah, he didn't know because you were Tina Curry: like, I liked this girl. And he was like, No. Adam Curry: Although he is the one that named you the keeper. Well, the only thing that pops to mind when I was about six is I think I've talked about this. I think I've told you I'd done a deal with Mark red mer, who's to sit on my head. It's called games. Now. Finally someone asked you to play faces sound in my head and Mark, Tina Curry: you want me to tell the whole story?

1:05:09 Adam Curry: Is that something that should be behind a paywall? Tina Curry: No, no, let's see. I remember okay, I started working at Ronald McDonald House charities in 2014. And the CEO had mentioned in a meeting that she was having a potential donor come by, and that he used to work for MTV. And I said, Well, who is it? And she said, Adam curry, and I'm like, Oh, I know who you who use because I remember him from MTV. And I remember having a little bit of a crush on. There it is. And then I remember him coming in with his second wife. And all I remember is I looked over and like pan, those people are really tall, tall they are. And I didn't really have a conversation with you wasn't until about six months later, and we were at a donor event. And that was November 2014. And I was already divorced. And I think you were in the throes of getting ready to bail. We just had a huge fight. Yeah. When before that, coming to the donor event. And I remember coming up to you, just because I wanted to make conversation because I that was my role. I had to mingle with the donors and you brought and I knew you were I knew you were celeb, and I was like, Hey, I walked over with these chocolates that were they were blueberry made out of blueberries, and they had a bunch of antioxidants. And I said, Oh, you need to try these chocolates are really great. They're filled with antioxidants. And Adam turned to me and he said, with that figure, you don't have to worry about that. And I was like, Oops, the wife was standing right next to him and boy if

1:06:42 looks could kill, she would have killed him right on the spot there. And I was like, All right, douchebag I'm walking away. Adam Curry: I can't believe you talk to me at all after it was like What a douche. Because if you ever go back to busted sausage I will still love you Tina Curry: exactly the same how busted cannabis gets baby. Adam Curry: Oh, what is the sauce is busted busted a can of biscuits. I was worse. When I Tina Curry: said Hey, Adam, I lost eight and a half inches. What did you say to me? That's Adam Curry: a familiar length to which Tina rolled her eyes turned on her heel and walks away. Tina Curry: 18 years old again. That's right.

1:07:25 Unknown: Now it's time to heat from the cold. So good. We got to hear from God. So now what did you say? What did you say? What did you say? Now it's time to heat from the cold Adam Curry: man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man, we have a lot of court soakers I believe we have some new ones here as well. Although no one is asking to be decanted but you should because we can't remember everybody. Value for value is how we like to roll with. I like trouble with all my podcasts. Honestly. No creepy corporate money or commercials or anything like that. If you if you get any value from what we're doing, send it back to us go to Kern the keeper.com. We have a donate page, also a newsletter. Sign up for that. It's funny, and you get cool pictures. Yeah, get cool pictures and you get a reminder that we're going to do the show even though we're pretty much on track doing it every single Wednesday evening. Well, right off the bat. We start with 333,333 Satoshis from the 75 hard group. Are you kidding me? Yes, this is n Jacob represented the group. And they have a booster gram to go with this.

1:08:42 Well, this is a great number on its own and equals about $75 and is from our 75 Hard group. Oh, we've been going for more than a week now. And just like the name says it's hard. Thanks so much, Tina for leading our group always encouraging us and being a phenomenal person. Oh my gosh. Sweetie, so I got all kinds of messages. Like we're trying to send a booster gram and then different people were texting me that way. Oh, no. Jacobs got it covered. Like okay, yeah, Jake. Tina Curry: Yeah, he's, Adam Curry: he's a Submariner. He's Tina Curry: going on a submarine in two weeks. And so we were he was questioning whether he could do the both of his work workouts underwater. And Adam Curry: what world is is being a submarine or not Tina Curry: 75 Marina or Submariner?

1:09:31 Adam Curry: I have heard from them. It's Submariner. Okay. Unless that's changed. Can you confirm that please? Because I remember sayings Submariner like, no, no, we say Submariner. I learned two things. It's Submariner and it's not gay if it's underway. That's all I know from these guys. They will all tell you Unknown: really, really nice. Oh, yeah, I Tina Curry: love that Adam Curry: second class citizen comes in with 1800 Thank you for my decanting. I'm only a newcomer on the donating front. been listening from the first time Episode of loving Oh, I think you dare I say Namaste Zelicah podcast around. You understand that maced Zelicah podcast around no Tina Curry: I have no idea you know for Zilla? Yeah, I don't know what it means. It's Adam Curry: like cozy cool. Yeah, like the Dutch word. Mais the most Coast zealous the. Sorry, I, I always think I've taught you something. No, Tina Curry: I just know lekar and toasty Hunka Adam Curry: that's all I know. Like grilled cheese. What else do you need in any country? That's Tina Curry: all I know. Here's me. I don't even know.

1:10:48 Adam Curry: 50,000 SATs from Jeff. Jeff monks. And he says question. Yeah, does the title keeper signify that Tina is the one that Adam chose to keep? Or is it more like she's his keeper in the sense of a zookeeper taking care of her crocodile or Ranga Tang? Have you listened to the show? Either way, can I get a droopy boost boost? For my own Keeper's amusement? In our case? It's definitely more of the zoo metaphor. Well, the story of Korean the keeper we were dating dating. Yes, we Tina Curry: were dating about three months.

1:11:30 Adam Curry: And we were going to go to Chicago to visit your sister go to Chicago. Was it before? Before was after? Yeah, right. And I was talking about you on the show. Of course. Tina Curry: Yes, of course. Yeah. That's when people first I think that's it. You had a girl. Adam Curry: I really liked this girl. Didn't I say something like that? I might have said that. Possibly. Yeah. Tina Curry: John, why don't you just stay single forever so he could live vicariously through you. Oh, Adam Curry: when I told him he's like, Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, I think he actually said I was hoping you'd be single a little longer. Yeah. And as we're talking about today, you know, I noticed something they say she can pack a family of five into a carrier. He says what I say yeah, because this is a very she's a keeper. He says this is a very important skill you find a woman that can do that she's a keeper yep and right down I said There you go. She's the keeper Tina Curry: and data average and what I love and we talked about this I think on previous shows that people have stopped started using that moniker for their keepers. Their rapid Yes, and I love that I love that so yeah, it's the keeper Adam Curry: This is ILUV Wushi loop No, he loves I love sushi I'm sorry. He Tina Curry: actually donated Adam Curry: hit me up babe. I need some more. Clearly, I need

1:13:01 some more. And the first one is always the top. You know what you get when you're when you're top of the list? Sakala 20 is blades on the Impala This is Sir Brian with an I O doesn't know him. Tina Curry: Yes, he's my new BFF and he does not need to be de canted. Adam Curry: What do you mean new BFF he's been texting you for months. This is not new. And he says, oh, dear Adam, that's first a super row of ducks. 222,200 And Holy smokes. Perfect. And I know he went through some trouble to figure it out. So I appreciate it. Wow, I recently suffered an attack from a pure bread pod monster. Please help resolve this. And so he sent me now getting now this is now this is interesting because he sent me a screenshot of a text message with you my wife. Here's some dude, texting my wife. Now he's smart enough to keep the timestamps off because I know that this is probably it's either probably one in the morning when I'm sleeping or sometimes I'm not. I don't think so. And he says Becky the tree line. Oh no. He says tree line slot and you say Becky the tree line hoe get it right. And he says I'm gonna have to clip it. I knew it was Becky. But I'm pretty sure Adam said slot and you say um, she's my dog. She's a hoe. So this is

1:14:36 the productive conversation you have with Brian. And he accompanied that with a clip. That he's right. Wondering Tina Curry: what her dead Adam Curry: name is. Already you already told me is Becky Becky. Becky just thought it was my fault she is Becky the tree line hoe but that is the resolution of this bit. Tina Curry: wait to hear from me. Brian Adam Curry: now here's the worst part. Oh there's more he's texting me. Unknown: Did you get my bit I've got I've got the picture good did you get the clip Adam Curry: and he's like trying to write comedy for me now. Tina Curry: He is pretty funny All right he's very right All right dude. Very funny. He wants to join our 75 Hard group and I told him no he's not allowed. No Adam Curry: all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin Unknown: that's right everybody. You know that sound? You know what time it is. Let's go ahead and land this plane on episode 93 It's time for the question don't you Corkers worry Adam and Tina is going to be back with you on Wednesday and if you do get any value from Korean the keeper please share your time your God given talent and your treasure. I love even your nation.

1:16:06 Tina Curry: stories we threatened our kids with I have Adam Curry: Okay, can I go first? Yeah, my story Tina Curry: first. A nice segue into oh my gosh, I Adam Curry: only got one good one is my favorite. We were living in Belgium. So we had a lot of this was the castle. Yes. And Christina had always been an avid horseback rider. She did competitions. She was very serious. He's gotten very frustrated. She had her own horse princess who was exactly that so and of course it was always the horses fault if something didn't go right. But anyway so spoiler little Christina we had no I moved the stable with this horse into the back of the house just like now in the back of the house behind the house. Okay. 23 acres and you can ride over there and you got that stable is here that a big place for the horse to run around and shit whatever he does, and we got a mule companion, Daisy. Daisy call updates 2019 years old.

1:17:11 Tina Curry: Had a cough Adam Curry: literate old hag that she needs companion companionship one day. 11 Crab age and she wouldn't see that she was like I'm now go feed the horse man. To the horse is hungry. Go feed your lips just wouldn't do it. You know one of those moments? Yeah. Okay. You're not gonna feed the horse. I'm gonna put it out of its misery and I took my shotgun. And I walked outside and I'm like, nothing like the sound of a pump action shotgun into this day to this day, she's still traumatized. So proud of myself. Of course, I Tina Curry: never want a shot. No wonder she's in therapy.

1:18:09 Probably my claim to fame and I use this one a lot. Now, is Adam Curry: this a question someone sent in? No, no, no. We were just thought it would be fun. We were just talking Tina Curry: about and you're like, oh, put that on. Right. Okay. When Ellen and Elise the fight, they would just you know, kids fight all the time. I would pretend like I was calling the adoption agency for them to come and pick them up. And Adam Curry: would you you would just be pretending Yeah, I Tina Curry: pick up the phone. That's when we had landlines. Yeah, do it. Do it Do Yes. Yes. Yes, I'm calling I have two daughters age 10 and eight. And yes, I'm looking. I'm having issues with them. And I'm looking for a new home for them.

1:18:50 I wonder if they remember that? No, of my poor girls. I Unknown: feel so bad about that. They'd be flipping Adam Curry: this should be in a book somewhere. That's I love that one. That's good. Tina Curry: Yeah, not my not my proudest moment. Adam Curry: Why? I think that's Tina Curry: when you look back and it was so cruel. But you know, at the time as as a parent with young kids, you're like, oh my gosh, you just want them to stop fighting. Adam Curry: Do you want to stick them behind the wallpaper? Exactly. And just paper over them? Exactly. Baller move I have to say it's a ballroom Yeah, that's something Adam curry would do. Tina Curry: Yes, yes. Ballroom look at that Brian. Levels Adam curry.

1:19:31 Adam Curry: Brian, chill out. Unknown: She can keep in mind. Everything's fine. Got all that you need. Karianna keeper