93: "Best of Curry & The Keeper"

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Unknown: And she can keep in
line. Everything's fine. You got

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all that you need Karianna
keeper

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Yeah. Gorilla keeper for June
19 2024. This is episode 93

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Sir Brian and Sir TJ: Hello my
queen Dame TJ the wrathful Oh,

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okay. Well Hello my love Sir
Brian with a guy. I mean, I have

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lunch occasionally. Whatever,
dude. Got it. Well as you are

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well aware there's no curry in
the keeper this week, so I

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thought maybe we should do a
best of how do you feel about

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that? Hey, yeah, let's do
another co lab. Yes, cool. Labs

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are key. All right. Well, how do
you think we should start? Hmm,

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Unknown: you know, you steal the
donut so well, let's start with

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Tina filling the donut or

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trying to that was my idea as
well is kind of booboo. So let's

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go ahead and hit it.

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Tina Curry: Why if a guy ever
started this podcast Oh, can

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Adam Curry: you feel the donut?

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Tina Curry: Can I fill the
doughnut? Yeah, so

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Adam Curry: it's like carrying
the keeper. Karina keep it then

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you got to say hello. No, no, no
that you have to say. Karina

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keeper for August 30 2023.
Episode 54 Curry in the keeper

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boom we just fill in the dome.

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Tina Curry: Hello

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Adam Curry: my cute was tested.
Here we go here. Let's see if

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you can do Wait wait wait. is
currently keeper August 30 2023.

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Episode 54. Can you remember
that? Currently keeper August

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30 2023 episodes that people
Okay, after this curry in the

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keyboard ready to go. There we
go. Oh, curry

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Tina Curry: is the key for for
today. August 30 2023. Episode

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54. You

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Adam Curry: blew over the donor.
To totally ruin the donor. You

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weren't getting fit in the hole?

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Tina Curry: Oh, well, I have any
practice.

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Adam Curry: It's gonna be so
disappointing when Brian puts a

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lot of effort into something
that I'm just not going to use.

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Yes. That's how it goes. I see.
I'd made a terrible mistake.

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What I did not bring the wine
bottle into the studio and

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probably need to get back being
a version of Lucien and Ricky.

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Tina Curry: I like sharing. And
the thing that that I love more

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than anything is when we laugh
together. Yeah. And we laugh a

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lot. And this is just another
avenue that we can share

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Adam Curry: a day without
laughter as a date. And I lived

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as far as I'm concerned. Yeah,
really? Did you come up with

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that? No, but, but I remembered
it from a long time ago.

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Tina Curry: What else you got on
your list there dog?

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Adam Curry: Dog while I was a
dog.

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Tina Curry: I burnt my hair.

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Adam Curry: I actually spit in
Sarah's face today. It's

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Tina Curry: usually she's
dragging ass the dog drags as

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she slowest dog ever. You're
gonna shoot dogs.

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Adam Curry: Shoot him shoot
anybody? I don't know. That's

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what I was being very careful. I
wasn't armed the last time this.

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This guy is throwing rocks at
his dog. Who knows what he's

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going to do.

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Unknown: We had retarded
broccoli.

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Adam Curry: One minor note for
both. Julie and for Brian. Yeah.

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And of course, I love them both
dearly. As Quark soakers they

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are both cork soakers I don't
understand why they still left

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the lid up. Oh.

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Tina Curry: Yeah, here, Brian. I

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Adam Curry: think it was Julie.
Oh, I think it was Julie.

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Tina Curry: Oh, Julie, I got
reprimanded on a second date for

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that. You know, we've

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Adam Curry: talked about it.
That's one thing they should

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know. They should know. they've
listened to the show. Because

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Tina Curry: Peggy knows Peggy's
like, Oh, I think I left the lid

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up.

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Adam Curry: Peggy definitely.
Let's let's lit up keep the lid

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down.

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Tina Curry: We talked about that
last show or Adam was like

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somebody left lit up and I think
it was totally Julian. You put

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it in the show notes. And
apparently she looks at the show

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notes before she listens in the
show. And she goes I'm so

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nervous. I see that in the show
notes. Did I like did I go to

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the bathroom not flush the
toilet. She was so worried.

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Adam Curry: I love the trauma
that I create. I'm so proud of

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myself. I have an 800 credit
score and I can traumatize a

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woman with a single idea

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Tina Curry: it's very fun and
you redeemed yourself. yelled at

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me on our third date. The room
around here Bay no

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Adam Curry: doubt if we all put
the toilet seat down. There's

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never an argument about mustard.
That's what I said by the way,

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it's a podcast so if i snot
dripping out of my nose you

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don't have to motion to me like
the snot coming on your nose

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because I know it. But no one
sees it on camera.

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Tina Curry: Do you have a
Kleenex come looking right at

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you Oh So you get a visual

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Adam Curry: so I'm like reading
off a spreadsheet and she is

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like, you got a little bit of a
snot coming out your nose and

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food. I know. This is in we're
in the trenches here, okay? You

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don't even like

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Tina Curry: I'm looking at it
like it's gonna roll into your

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mouth.

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Adam Curry: You want to have one
who Teresa is.

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Tina Curry: Teresa is one of my
dearest friends. We've been

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friends for 35 years we met when
we both worked at the bank

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Adam Curry: you know you were
the terror twins. You Were

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Trouble you're good. No, you
weren't. You were you know, like

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so I'm listening cork So Chris,
let me tell you so I'm sitting

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at this table they're talking
good times right? Hey, remember

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those guys? We convinced we're
stewardesses are what you're

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making up all these horrible
stories. You are exactly what

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men are worried about. Believe
me. She lied to me met you give

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out fake phone numbers probably
too. Wouldn't surprise me.

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Tina Curry: Yeah, we had we had
a good time. So

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Adam Curry: yes, I love Teresa.
She she's very funny family.

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She's

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Tina Curry: like my sister. And
then

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Adam Curry: I got really tired
and as I need to lay down, but I

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couldn't. Teresa was in my spot.
I'm just kidding. So this is

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from Gerard just one of the no
agenda producers. And he says

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Adam glad you feeling better. I
listened to some keeper pods. So

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I'm already like I'm not I'm not
gonna. I'm not gonna keep her

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pods. Pods show title keeper pod
it almost sounds like a sanitary

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napkin

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Tina Curry: keep whatever do
probably my most embarrassing

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moment but funny at the same
time. So when I moved to Austin

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in 2014 and I had my own little
apartment, really in a brand new

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building and so you know, I
wanted to just make sure it was

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nice and so I went to Target and
I bought a little stuck

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succulent plant in a in a glass
container. And diligently I

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watered that plant and when we
were moving

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Adam Curry: look great is always

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Tina Curry: my I was moving out
of that apartment moving into

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new part of my daughter Elise
was helping me move and she

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dropped it and it rolled under
the car and I was really mad at

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him. I go be careful with my
plant moves into my apartment,

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which I affectionately called
Hogwarts. That's when we met

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right lived at Hogwarts. And
then I moved into another

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apartment and I was hanging the
plant up and I'm looking at this

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plant that I took care of
nurture nurture took care of for

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three years and I'm looking at
it when they watered and I

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realized it was a plastic
succulents

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Adam Curry: Where did the water
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Tina Curry: and my sisters think
that is the end Am I pretty

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Adam Curry: much everybody.
That's a funny story. I

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Tina Curry: even share that I
did this. I did this rich

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retreat with David Sutcliffe. A
lot back in November and before

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I had to get up and kind of pour
my heart out. I started with

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that story to make everybody
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pretty humorous. So yeah, yeah,
that's my thing was plastic. I

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had no idea and I never stopped
to think like why is this thing

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that growing? I've never had a
speeding ticket ever. I've only

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been pulled over once and I
think that was in me. You know,

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I've been pulled over here

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Adam Curry: right from the
school. What are you talking

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about? You're seeing flashed
your boobs. Philosopher.

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Tina Curry: I've only been
pulled over three times. So we

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went to the town highlight of
the vaudeville holiday party.

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You were drunk before

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Adam Curry: we got was we had to
leave you were like No, it was

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not it it gave me such gas my
hope you went to the bathroom. I

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went right out on the porch and
let one rip.

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Tina Curry: I don't need to know
this. We ruining my image view

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in my head.

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Adam Curry: Oh, baby. Listen, I
don't think about when YouTube

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okay. I know you do it. I know
you fly around the room and I'm

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not looking. I think I need
emergency surgery.

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Tina Curry: Go to the ER I know
dude, you're constipated.

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Smooth.

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Adam Curry: You You lose if you
want to poop quick just pick up

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a McDonald's. And I did. And boy
you are right.

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Tina Curry: From the bathroom.
Yes is working good suggestion.

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Adam Curry: Because he didn't
want you to think that I'd

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passed out in there and died on
the pot like Elvis

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Tina Curry: and then the guy
Paul who services or septic

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tanks and really good friends
now and so I'm looking out the

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buyer driveway and I'm like, Who
is this guy's looking at our

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generator and I walk out and I
go, I go Hello. He goes yeah,

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I'm Paul. He goes I'm waiting
for Adam he's in the can

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Adam Curry: and you're gonna get
like a really bad taste in your

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wallet. That's what's gonna
happen with the green one the

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wrong color and get the wrong
ring. I'm just gonna be wrong

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but okay, go ahead. Risk IT risk
risk is I

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Tina Curry: got yelled at shop
by me Christmas presents

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Adam Curry: because it's
interested me. I can only think

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I guess who thinks I have for
you too cuz there's

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Tina Curry: nothing under the
tree for me. It's all for Adam.

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Adam Curry: The peep he's got
your your mouth jackhammer is I

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know, but there's nothing but by
Christmas time you will have

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forgotten about my mouth. You'd
be like, where's my presently

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like, where's my prison? Yet,

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Tina Curry: I had to calm him
down. I had to send him a link

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and show him and I was right
over his shoulder while he

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ordered them.

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Adam Curry: No, that's not true.
That's not it was not your

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screen. Let me tell you what
happened. You sent me this link.

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And and I know that you wanted
the the gold colored ones. And

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the link comes through as
silver. And so I decided to say

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it came through a silver here
one gold. He say yes.

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Tina Curry: Okay came over and
said right by you and you

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selected the gold you put
purchase? No,

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Adam Curry: I did not. You went
away. And then in the evening,

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you said, did you buy that? And
I said, sure. You are really the

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worst person. It's like you walk
me next time. Why don't you just

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hold my hand and click the mouse
button. So we make sure I

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purchased the right.

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Tina Curry: You ask me which
color and you invited me over

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and I was looking on your
screen? Oh, here we go.

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Adam Curry: I need some help.
Please help me out. Part of the

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part of the story was at MTV.
They instead of just asking me

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for mtv.com to have it back
after they said they weren't

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interested and go ahead, do
whatever you want. They sued me

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over it. Yeah. And, conversely,
Lisa Marie had to call because

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I'd elvis.com along with a
couple others like curry.com and

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clam bumping.com. Right. So the
girls call one of the girls, his

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ladies calls me from the office
and says, Hey, you good. Next

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Tuesday, I was called a week
ahead of next Tuesday. I was

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great. And then as a hang up
like, did you say 1040 or 1140?

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Because I have 1140. I call back
I get I get like the head lady.

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Hey, Adam, how you doing? I just
checking his 11 Oh, yes, it's

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1140. So you and Dr. Mitch can
talk as long as you want because

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the last time you were here
talking about airplanes, and the

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whole day got pushed back. And
we love you. And we know Dr.

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Mitch loves talking to you. But
we really we have to schedule

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you and love before lunchtime so
he can chat with you as long

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because we can't be be ruining
our schedule for the day. I

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don't even know if he knows
that. I'm going to tell him.

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Girl. Look at my look at my
panel panel on the play. Let me

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show it. Speaking of the
holidays, Yes, tomorrow is

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Thanksgiving and we have a
number of misfits dropping by

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and we have Allison Allison
coming for another bite? Yes.

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We'll put the muzzle on Phoebe
put the muzzle on. Yes.

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Tina Curry: That was the first
person.

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Adam Curry: I'm gonna put the
muzzle on CD tomorrow. And

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Tina Curry: then my friend Dale
is coming and Dale was the one

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that wrote me the song for my
birthday saying pretty much how

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miserable I am. You're a
horrible person. And then of

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course my BFF Brian,

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Adam Curry: he's coming. You
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Tina Curry: Oh, yes. I have some
things to say.

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Adam Curry: Here's what's
interesting. Yes. I've noticed

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that you have a particular laugh
that you only use when you're

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laughing about or with with

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Tina Curry: Brian. He's funny.
He cracks me up

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Adam Curry: no deal set grace,
which was really nice. And we

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all held hands and we have
different denominations. And we

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all everything is there. So it
was great. But what I what I

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liked the most is we all know
each other and are comfortable

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enough with each other we can
give each other just like family

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does. Yeah. And so it felt very
much like family. Well, I got

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all kinds of hemp treats for
her. By the way. Yeah. Speaking

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of because I just remember I
still have the THC gummies in in

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the fridge. Yeah. You ate my
gummy Brian has sent me a bag of

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dicks, which was pretty funny.
Actually. It's a bag of gummies

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like, I like a nice gummy from
time. It's just open up ahead.

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Now it's a little difficult with
my man with like two scenarios.

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So I'll have I want to have kind
of like a cat that's eating

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chewing gum, you know, cut and
when it tastes good, and like

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came home and I

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Tina Curry: know you'd were
doing the show on Sunday. I've

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literally

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Adam Curry: had three gummies
and You ate the whole

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Tina Curry: there wasn't that
many there was maybe like a

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Adam Curry: crack at it 15 was a
full bag minus three minus

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three. Well,

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Tina Curry: I had a weak moment
because I was sick. And I missed

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Adam Curry: my penis. And I was
did and I was

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Tina Curry: and I opened the
cabinet and I'm like, I'm just

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going to try a few of these. So
I took these ridiculous shaped

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me one

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Adam Curry: for the taste when I
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Tina Curry: few and I was like,
wow, these are these are pretty

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fresh. These are good. I will
get some more. I'm like, wow, he

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won't miss him. I'll just finish
tomorrow. Aside from the upside

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from the little gummy candy
incident that I had. That's the

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only I don't

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Adam Curry: think we talked
about this.

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Tina Curry: Because yes, he said
that you ate my bag.

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Adam Curry: That's almost like
you knock my block off my Rockem

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sockem robots. QA my bag of
Dick's new burgers strange

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Tina Curry: because I be
considering the shape of them. I

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didn't care. They were just so
fresh. They were good. But you

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know, they do refer to me as
gummy candy Tina, in the seventh

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I have been referred to as gummy
candy teen because I confessed

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to eating your your penis shaped
gummies I'm not

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Adam Curry: even thinking of
replacing them or anything.

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Tina Curry: I don't know. I
don't know where Brian got them.

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I won't use your BFF

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Adam Curry: you could text him
say hello. I need to replace my

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husband's dicks. Okay,

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Tina Curry: guess what you're
getting for Valentine's Day.

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Adam Curry: Thank you so much
that the love is thick. She

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offered

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Tina Curry: to feature my blog
posts about doing the bootcamp

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75 hard and so I just outlined
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Adam Curry: six Yes. picture of
you. I might add I might add I'm

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because did I approve that?

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Tina Curry: I didn't know you
do. Because you know, it's like

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Adam Curry: you could fantasize
about.

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Tina Curry: So yes, you

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Adam Curry: do realize you're
smoking hot, right? This is

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something that you really don't
have to actually explain this to

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you every single time. You're

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Tina Curry: very sweet baby.
It's the right thing for you to

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say the

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Adam Curry: truth. Adam, you
have no idea how many parents

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asked me to train their dog to
find drugs? I know. You guys

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would like that too. Because I
often misplace my drugs. Could

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you please? Of course. You know
me and then he immediately had a

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little wink to you.

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Unknown: To this day when I get
around certain individuals. I

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want to know more about them.
What makes them tick? Why do you

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have peace? Why do you have
patience in this crazy world?

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Why are you so kind why? How can
you be gentle and when there's

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road rage to be had? How can you
be gentle when you're dropping?

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The power of the Holy Spirit?
I'm telling you.

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Adam Curry: That was for you. I
know it 100% I heard I heard him

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in his mind go let me let me
mess with Tina now for a second

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hold on when there's road rage.

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Tina Curry: We have people who
help us and clean the house and

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they're not that great. had some
issues. Right So Adam reached

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out to to show what are the
owners of one of the really nice

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restaurants here in
Fredericksburg to ask him if he

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had any recommendations. Okay,

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Adam Curry: so Rashard, by the
way best name in the universe if

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you're if you're running an
upscale restaurant. Yeah. Hello,

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I'm Resharper Yes,

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Tina Curry: and he is a handsome
and another way

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Adam Curry: we should introduce
him to he's got

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Tina Curry: a husband are back
out and he's gotta gotta.

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Adam Curry: Just kidding. Just
kidding. So I said hey, Rashard

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weird question, because, you
know, I have a relationship with

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Rashard. I can text him about
this. We're looking for a real

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house cleaner or service, one
that actually clean stuff? Well,

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he's b&b teams. Just don't cut
it. He says, haha. He just cried

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quite impossible, minus a drunk
and brings your dog with her to

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work. We don't even have a dog
and we find bones under the

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sofa. But she doesn't steal.
It's the best we can do imagine.

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And so finally said, Kathy, it's
just you match your personality.

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Your whole character is all off.
She doesn't like you at all. So

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we were just joking about it.
But then this customer came in

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with like a pink tracksuit. And
she went right away. I got a CVS

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like, Oh, that's nice. Like, how
does that work? I mean, it was

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it was a very aggressive move.
I'm like, wow, okay. I was

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literally saying I can't believe
that she's okay with what you're

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doing here because normally
she's backed off. She's

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skittish. She might even make a
noise now. Wow. Know what she

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liked her pink tracksuit. Well,
it was not Juicy Couture. But it

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could have been but it helps you
see

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Tina Curry: on the but no,

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Adam Curry: I didn't look at her
but it was

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Tina Curry: like the email that
you sent earlier today to

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somebody when you said thanks.
Say hello to your Mom

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This is Addison from from
April's right. And so Alison

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says, you know, my mom loves
Corinne to keep right hit her in

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the mouth a while back and she,
she left she tells me almost

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every time we talk about
shooting choices so Adamson

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thinks stay home to your mom.
Stay home.

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Adam Curry: Stay home all the
ladies say whoa.

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Tina Curry: Email Rebecca go
love that your mom loves Korean

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the keeper my producer meant to
say hi to your mom and you

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wonder that hold your mom and

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Adam Curry: you wonder why I'm
the way I am. You produce her?

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Tina Curry: met a few Korean the
keeper fans including dirty

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Jersey horse.

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Adam Curry: Man, the dirty.
Isn't it? Awesome? Yeah,

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Tina Curry: he's great. I

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Adam Curry: didn't picture him
like that. eight feet tall. 250

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pounds. Yeah, beard, bald.
Fantastic.

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Tina Curry: And then a guy named
Bubba came up to me you were

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away from the table. He goes,
Hey, I just want to let you know

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that I like your show. Your
show? Because I'm producing

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yours pretty good. I like your
show that your producer

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Adam Curry: left the table. Let
me approach you.

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Tina Curry: And then Adam.

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Adam Curry: There's this guy
named Mr. Mr. Robot Adam.

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Tina Curry: Yes. He came up to
me and told me he liked being a

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quark soaker. Yeah, I was like,
Oh my gosh, this is so cool that

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so many people listen to our
show. When I

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Adam Curry: have no idea you're
you're a celebrator. You can't

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help it now. Make the biggest
faux pas in my life. Right. I

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have that. Hey, you want
something to drink and Weldon,

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so he's fasting for 72 hours. 36
hours, hours. That's nothing but

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he was drinking whiskey. So but
whiskey doesn't count. He

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brought whiskey in in drinking
with the glass with whiskey. I

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didn't know. It was his glass
with whiskey. Yep, I'm good. And

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so Annalise and a little glass
of wine. So I'm pouring it and

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we're chatting. I'm drinking
wine and we're just chatting.

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Awesome. Like, crap. And then I
just take your wife out for you.

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She said yes. So what do you
say? Oh my gosh, such a

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douchebag I really didn't
realize what had happened. I

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felt so stupid. It was really
crazy.

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Tina Curry: Didn't say anything.
You're just drinking her wine.

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Now. She's so she's so gracious.

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Adam Curry: I'm better. Better.
No, I'm better now.

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Tina Curry: I know, babe. I
know.

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Adam Curry: Here's the funniest
story of all. My friends Robin

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Tiffany. So we're supposed to go
to Switzerland? Yes, that's what

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you ruined it. Yes. I did. They
for her birthday. In January,

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they have a chalet with a chef
and you know, stab, beautiful.

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Like, come on out. It's gonna be
a couple, couple, couple couple

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of friends of theirs.

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Tina Curry: And I was so I was
so honored that we were in

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college and that we really loved
them.

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Adam Curry: So I'm looking, I
said, you know, it's gonna be a

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couple of weeks into the first
surgery. I don't know, I'm gonna

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have to be kind of under
observation. If something

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happened, you know, the sutures
have to come out because they're

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not self dissolving for all
kinds of reasons. Because

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they're great. I don't feel
comfortable being away from you

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know, Hollywood and Mave. In
case something Oh, no, we

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wouldn't. It wouldn't matter Oh,
title. In case something

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happens, yeah.

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Tina Curry: You don't want to be
in another country. So

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Adam Curry: she says, Well, you
got to tell him. Yeah, I was

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like, well, it's your mouth. So
So I call up Rob. I said, Hey,

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man, how you doing? Chatting. I
said, and I say ha man, I gotta

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tell you what's going on with my
mouth. And and I go through this

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whole thing that I just
explained. And then I say so

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this kind of sucks. It's kind of
bad news because I really don't

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feel I mean, it's I really can't
We can't come to Switzerland

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because I have to be kind of
close to to the team here in

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case something happens to us.
Oh. Oh, man. I thought you're

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gonna ask me to donate bone. He
literally thought that he was

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gonna ask him to donate.

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Tina Curry: His either his mom
or dad needed a kidney. And

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Tiffany told him no. You're not
giving up your kidney. stuff.

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I'm sure if you were asking for
bone. She'd be like, Nope,

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you're not giving up your bone.

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Adam Curry: That guy, buddy. Oh,
so funny. I love this so much.

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Oh,

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Tina Curry: so when are you
shaking? When are we going?

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Adam Curry: Ah, you didn't want
to go in this kind of playing.

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You said you don't like getting
in over the wing. Oh,

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Unknown: you gotta get an over
the wing. Well, that's where the

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Adam Curry: door is. Oh, this is
just

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Tina Curry: luxurious. Sounds
like Snoopy plane. Is that what

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it is? Is there a close cut?

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Adam Curry: Yes. Okay. Air
conditioning It has bluetooth

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you can listen to your dirty
music. You can text Brian in the

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back. You want like, Oh, this is
no fun. There's not even a

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lavatory. Oh,

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Tina Curry: there's no bathroom.

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Adam Curry: Oh goodness. Oh,

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Tina Curry: is there a place for
your luggage? Yes.

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Adam Curry: Oh he does have a
luggage compartment with a

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keyless entry system.

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00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:31,530
Tina Curry: Oh wait to see this
I'm working my ass off

440
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,350
Adam Curry: literally but but
the cool thing is you're asked

441
00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:40,650
is like the death thing gonna
pop? I see buddy I see no

442
00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:43,320
there's a couple other things we
have to talk about. Now we had a

443
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,740
fun conversation about that was
out this morning. Darling Could

444
00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:50,670
you please sing the opening
track? Tina thinks that she

445
00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:55,710
knows the track can you just
sing me Come on because cuz this

446
00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:59,970
morning I was like here's how
you do living up in a down world

447
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:09,930
Yes, yes yes yes okay, sing it
and then I'm not gonna say give

448
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:19,770
you so weak right now because
you're like I wish I'm not bad

449
00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:21,990
I'm not a bad singer. No you're
not a bad singer you just don't

450
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:28,140
know the melody you do this with
songs unit by the way you know

451
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,020
every single lyric no to man I
will give you that hands down

452
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:36,660
but just since I'm not sitting
down where are you going living

453
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:41,190
up and down? We just played for

454
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,070
this part we all never do that

455
00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:05,760
and now you're still pretending
like we don't do cards we do

456
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:10,110
cards got admitted admitted
admitted the card

457
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:11,790
Tina Curry: Meister you

458
00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:14,880
Adam Curry: are you are in cards
are your love language hearts

459
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,540
and everybody

460
00:27:15,570 --> 00:27:18,030
Tina Curry: words of affirmation
is my love language. So imagine

461
00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:24,930
my my look at my face was like,
Oh, no. You

462
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,990
Adam Curry: and you didn't even
need me like give me a shitty

463
00:27:27,990 --> 00:27:33,510
card later. No. Not even like a
makeup card. And he brought me a

464
00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:36,300
nice bottle of ours Chile, so
I'm very very happy. It's

465
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,810
exactly what I wanted. Yeah. Oh,
even though we have dozens of

466
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:41,100
bottles of grapes. No,

467
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,740
Tina Curry: that is not true.
You've been sucking it down even

468
00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:47,130
sucked down the lover Palooza
bottle yesterday. I did which is

469
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,280
the one that Brian gave us when
we went to Charles

470
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,170
Adam Curry: that I kept the
bottle though I couldn't I

471
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,280
couldn't bring myself to talk.

472
00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:58,920
Tina Curry: Sorry, Brian was
talking about his date who ended

473
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,040
up he only saw him in the neck
up and then when I finally met

474
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,150
her she was on the dating app.
She was not quite not quite

475
00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:07,620
represented the way that he
thought

476
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:10,110
Adam Curry: she was like my
first my first my first Tinder

477
00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:11,670
date was 49

478
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,300
Tina Curry: He's getting shorter
every time you tell the story.

479
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:16,290
She literally came

480
00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:20,010
Adam Curry: in out of a I don't
want those cards a clown car. A

481
00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:22,980
Fiat 500 with a whole bunch of
people I rolled out

482
00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,410
Tina Curry: keep this story just
keeps chasing keeps getting

483
00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:29,130
shorter shorts. Really, really?
Little. She

484
00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:31,410
Adam Curry: was half my size. A
little person. Let's just put it

485
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,050
this way. She could have easily
gone to the Game of Thrones

486
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:40,080
Tina Curry: audition? No, she
wasn't a little person when she

487
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,830
close.

488
00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:44,580
Adam Curry: She was very, very
and not like tiny. Just yeah,

489
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:48,390
Tina Curry: people Adam was on
Tinder for brief for a brief

490
00:28:48,390 --> 00:28:48,900
moment,

491
00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:50,820
Adam Curry: but enough about
last month.

492
00:28:52,470 --> 00:28:57,420
Tina Curry: Cheers Amy. Also
known as Damon Damon Dave de

493
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:02,400
Chris, also known as Burnett of
the Sonoma crush. And the

494
00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:06,210
coolest thing I read their their
card and they're having a baby

495
00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:08,220
girl in May. Oh,

496
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:10,920
Adam Curry: love baby girl.
They're gonna name her Adam. I

497
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,560
love it. sweetbreads is his
testicles. Is it?

498
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,160
Tina Curry: No. sweetbreads are
like fried kidney fried organs.

499
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:17,760
Well, what

500
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,650
Adam Curry: is testicles? Just
testicles

501
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,230
yak balls that's what you want.
No, nope, nope. Nope. Getting a

502
00:29:28,230 --> 00:29:32,310
whole bunch of cornstarch just
throw it into water like please

503
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:33,240
make paste

504
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:40,830
Tina Curry: make flowers
whatever. You got like little

505
00:29:40,830 --> 00:29:41,610
balls on there

506
00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:47,070
Adam Curry: and cornstarch it No
wonder my gravy is no good. So

507
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:51,930
he was working with Tommy and
Matthew is you know, born and

508
00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:57,330
raised Fredericksburg. You know,
total. I mean, you could not be

509
00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:00,180
more redneck than Matthew. Even
though he's of course. is a

510
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,440
sweetheart of a guy really

511
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,010
Tina Curry: nice guy. But he's,
he's put he's leveling out the

512
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:09,900
pole and I'm watching him I look
at his arm. He's got this tattoo

513
00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:15,840
on his arm that is shockingly
vulgar. That's all I can say. At

514
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,800
times you're looking at it like
what the thing needs clothes on

515
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,700
it to some pants on that

516
00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:25,290
Adam Curry: Tommy and I are
looking at each other. We're

517
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,930
looking at it as a dude. And
Tommy's like, Oh my God, and

518
00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:30,900
then you go inside. Matthew,
man, what are you doing? You

519
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,960
gotta put that you gotta put
clothes on that thing. He was

520
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,100
really embarrassed.

521
00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:37,560
Tina Curry: I know, because I
looked I looked out the window

522
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,690
as he was he was pretty sure. He

523
00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:41,310
Adam Curry: was really
embarrassed about it. And he

524
00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:44,670
really needs a tattoo. We were
it was thing is as over the eye.

525
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,640
Tina Curry: Let's just say I've
never quite seen anything like

526
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:47,850
it.

527
00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:52,380
Adam Curry: Right. So anyway, so
the cement dries and then now he

528
00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:59,790
was a gross miscommunication.
Oh. Now, it was going to be

529
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:03,750
ready Monday morning. And um, so
you have to understand how

530
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:07,770
excited about this is like the
another piece of the puzzle of

531
00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:12,690
me becoming a full Texan is you
got to have your flagpole with

532
00:31:12,690 --> 00:31:16,320
you. Yeah, I got my ar 15 I got
all this I need to flagpole with

533
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:22,170
your Texas flag. And so I'm
super excited. But Monday was a

534
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,240
all flags have to be at half
mast, right. And then you get

535
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,940
called out particularly in
Fredericksburg, certainly by

536
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:33,270
veterans, if it's on a certain
day where it should be half

537
00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:38,310
mast. And I was like, this was
national firefighter day. I was

538
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:41,460
like, I don't want the first
time I raised my flags to be

539
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:45,030
half mast. This doesn't feel
right. So I waited another day,

540
00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:48,990
Tuesday morning, you go off for
your walk. I'm like, oh, yeah,

541
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:49,620
I'm gonna

542
00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:52,440
Tina Curry: put the flags up
real quick. And then I came in I

543
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,300
was in the bathroom. But I was
like, Oh, I'm

544
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,370
Adam Curry: gonna I'm gonna go
surprise to you. I'm gonna put

545
00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:58,350
the flags up said look, they're
already up. They're already

546
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:00,540
flying because I was excited to
have them flying. And we had

547
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:03,900
some wind and everything so they
would flap in the wind. And then

548
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:12,420
you come home. And then all I
hear is oh, you ruined my

549
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:12,990
moment.

550
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:26,310
No, no, I practice this is
exactly. Exactly how you mean to

551
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,490
your wife ruin my moment? I like

552
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,940
Tina Curry: did I ruined my
moment?

553
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:39,780
Adam Curry: Yes. You're in the
bathroom. And you said you

554
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:40,920
ruined my moment. I

555
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:46,320
Tina Curry: did. I said, you
ruined it. I wanted to I wanted

556
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,530
to film it. That's what I said.
I wanted to film you putting you

557
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,710
raising your flags. It's what I
said. It was

558
00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:55,140
Adam Curry: all about you. It
was my flag.

559
00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:00,930
Tina Curry: So I film and he's
like, Wait a minute. Do I have

560
00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:04,140
the Texas flag? Right? No, I was
upside down.

561
00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:07,650
Adam Curry: No, no, wait, hold
on a second. This is not how

562
00:33:07,650 --> 00:33:11,910
that went down. So you're you
weren't all of a sudden all like

563
00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:16,320
happy again? No, you got that
sourpuss face. And then you say,

564
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:23,790
you can make it up to me by
boiling eggs. Yep. And then when

565
00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:27,210
you came home, the eggs not only
boiled, they were peeled. They

566
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:31,890
were peeled. The yolks had been
extracted. I'd even waited with

567
00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:33,690
the egg whites to get into the
dye.

568
00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:38,010
Tina Curry: Because I guess you
ruined my moment.

569
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,330
Adam Curry: I ruined your moment
with my presence. What is wrong

570
00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:46,740
with women? Women are weird. It
makes no sense.

571
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:51,660
Tina Curry: Building I wanted to
capture the memory. Okay, so we

572
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:55,170
got the memory. Yeah. Well, we
filmed the memory and then you

573
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,390
realize you had the Texas flag
upside down. Why

574
00:33:57,390 --> 00:34:00,330
Adam Curry: go bust me like
that? What do you want to do?

575
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:01,230
I've been floating

576
00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:03,750
Tina Curry: the idea of doing
the rim to rim and now Grand

577
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,480
Canyon. Hiking it.

578
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,900
Adam Curry: You always got a
follow rim to rim with Grand

579
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,250
Canyon. Sure.

580
00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:17,490
Tina Curry: You looked at me
speaking of Brian. Oh, really?

581
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:23,310
Do we have to speak up and tell
you the story? This is so. So

582
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,120
Brian wants he's going to open
up our merch store.

583
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,310
Adam Curry: Oh, please. Yes.
He's not going to do anything of

584
00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:30,960
the sort. He's already

585
00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:34,020
Tina Curry: he's already doing
the challenge coins. He's

586
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:39,330
working on it. Show me the
money. Okay, show me. So, so

587
00:34:39,330 --> 00:34:42,960
Jake, who is in our 75 Hard
group only guy. He's the guy in

588
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:48,180
Hawaii. He's the Submariner
Submariner. And Jake messaged me

589
00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:52,980
on Instagram. He said, I can
help out. You know if Brian I

590
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:56,520
know how to get them or I divert
them. Yes, the challenge coins.

591
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,550
And I said Well, can I give
Brian your number? And he said

592
00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:03,360
absolutely. So I gave Brian his
number and Jake is now Brian's

593
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,670
vice BFF Oh, Jake,

594
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:09,780
Adam Curry: Jake. Only I'm
sorry, Jake, because I know Jake

595
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:13,500
Jake. If I had known I would
have I would have thwarted this

596
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,490
because here's what's gonna
happen. You're gonna be 20,000

597
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,820
leagues under the sea. And
believe it or not, somehow

598
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:24,480
Brian's DM is going to come
through then you're gonna come

599
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,140
topside and it's gonna be clean,
clean, clean, clean, clean

600
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:32,700
clean. Your phone's gonna be
blown up so Brian so I'm sorry i

601
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,040
If I had known I would have
stopped that right away

602
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,670
Tina Curry: this is the funny
part so so they're texting and

603
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:43,830
and Brian screenshots and Jake
goes you're gay right

604
00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:52,380
because I said it on the show.
Wait.

605
00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:55,950
Adam Curry: Now I feel bad maybe
Jake was trying to

606
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:58,320
Tina Curry: bribe Oh cheeks
Mary's

607
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,230
Adam Curry: got four kids.
doesn't mean he's not good. Oh,

608
00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:01,500
don't

609
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:04,140
Tina Curry: say that. Jake. He
doesn't mean it. That's mean. I

610
00:36:04,710 --> 00:36:05,010
mean,

611
00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:10,320
Adam Curry: everything I say. I
have no problem. You really have

612
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,750
no problem with Jake being gay
with Brian at all?

613
00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:18,360
Tina Curry: I thought it was
hysterical. Now

614
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,730
Adam Curry: all of our gate
listeners are rolling their

615
00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:21,210
eyes.

616
00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:24,570
Tina Curry: To joke it was just
a joke. I just thought it was

617
00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:28,050
funny that Jake actually
believed that but but Jake also

618
00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,640
says Brian's a hoot. I said
yeah,

619
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,100
Adam Curry: he's definitely very
long feel bad now. It's actually

620
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:35,580
sticking on Brian. I should I
should. I should pump the Brian

621
00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:36,000
loves

622
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:42,150
Tina Curry: to talk about him.
So anyway, I thought that was I

623
00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:45,360
thought that was hysterical. All
the dairy you've been consuming

624
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,200
because I

625
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,050
Adam Curry: have so much gas,
power, all of the European Union

626
00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:53,760
who needs who needs Putin's gas?
The left side of my pelvis is

627
00:36:53,760 --> 00:37:01,560
just as like, what is this? No.
No, no, no. Okay, so I'm looking

628
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,650
at my list for today. And I'm
looking at this I'm like Beano.

629
00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:08,490
What is Urbino? I can't remember
why I wrote. You know, I've

630
00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:12,750
never heard of when you say
Pastor Jimmy and Annette it has

631
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:14,880
it mean, it doesn't sound right.

632
00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:18,480
Tina Curry: And that needs a
title. Yes, Pastor

633
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,900
Adam Curry: Jimmy and Dame
Annette or something. Thank you.

634
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,560
So I'll take it on me. It was my
fault that that we didn't do the

635
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:31,380
show because you went. You want
to do the show? And I was like,

636
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,930
Tina Curry: Well, we went out to
dinner last night. It was home

637
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:35,280
at nine o'clock was a bad

638
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,740
Adam Curry: producer. I should
have said no. Get in there. We

639
00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:39,780
have to do this. Get in there
get work at a woman.

640
00:37:39,810 --> 00:37:42,090
Tina Curry: Yeah. But it was
nine o'clock and I knew I knew

641
00:37:42,090 --> 00:37:45,090
you weren't going to be able to
bring it. So I let you off the

642
00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:49,890
hook. Let you off the hook.

643
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,510
Adam Curry: Thank you. I'm so
grateful.

644
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,030
Tina Curry: So it was a connect
group. So they talked about all

645
00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:55,890
the different groups that you
can get involved in which I'm

646
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:59,670
going to do but I'm a little I'm
a little got a lot on my plate

647
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:04,380
right now. And Pastor Jimmy
called me over and he's like,

648
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,880
Tina, he goes, I got an email
from your friend Peggy

649
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:14,310
lightning. Oh, yeah. I said I
took I brought Peggy to a

650
00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:18,330
service a couple of weeks ago.
He was just he goes, she told me

651
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:22,830
about the Korean, the keeper
podcast. And the you talk about

652
00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:27,720
the bridge church. He goes, I
know who your husband is. I

653
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,790
remember him from MTV with the
big

654
00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:32,220
Adam Curry: thanks. There we go.
And

655
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:34,110
Tina Curry: he said, and he
wasn't I was doing I was

656
00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:36,360
supposed to be doing something.
He goes and I was listening to

657
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,470
the show. And I was laughing.
The show, right? Yes. And he

658
00:38:40,470 --> 00:38:43,470
goes and I was laughing. It's so
funny. And so we started in on

659
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:47,790
this conversation and very
lovely people, he and his wife

660
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:51,600
and that and he said we have to
get together and go out. So

661
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:56,760
yeah, so I'm GRH right? Yeah.
See ya. So

662
00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:57,870
Adam Curry: oh, I'm the
youngest.

663
00:39:00,390 --> 00:39:03,480
Tina Curry: Yes. So I mean, I
was such a lovely conversation.

664
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,300
I really feel connected to the
group. You told

665
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,680
Adam Curry: them that I watch
right? Yes.

666
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,720
Tina Curry: I told them that you
watch online and that you do the

667
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,670
viewer podcast on Sunday always
gives

668
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:13,920
Adam Curry: a shout out to the
people watching online always

669
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,530
feel very special at that
moment. Yeah, that's me. And

670
00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:17,730
yeah, one other people.

671
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:20,850
Tina Curry: So I really, really
felt connected. But another

672
00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:23,280
interesting thing happened to me
the other the other night, it

673
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,410
was kind of complaining that I
don't have any friends here.

674
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,210
Like I have no friends from the

675
00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:29,580
Adam Curry: I wrote that. Oh,
okay. Go ahead. No, no, go

676
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:30,060
ahead. No, I

677
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:32,370
Tina Curry: was just talking
about how I have a lot of

678
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:37,800
amazing friends in my life, but
nobody lives here. My closest

679
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,380
friend is in Austin, which is

680
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,680
Adam Curry: yeah, 70 miles away.
Yeah. Which

681
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,050
Tina Curry: is Allison, but you
know, and then there's Ledi.

682
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:49,530
And, but I have no friends in
Fredericksburg. We've been here

683
00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:52,650
for 15 months and it'd be nice
to just have a friend that you

684
00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:56,970
could go out and have a drink
with, you know, just you know,

685
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,930
get away from the

686
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:02,760
Adam Curry: house and the house
was the husband's. And by the

687
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,880
way, completely understand, not
that I have a whole bunch of

688
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,520
friends here. It's interesting
because you say, Well, you have

689
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,810
this and this and I'm like,
women are women friends are

690
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:13,200
different.

691
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:17,130
Tina Curry: Different, like, I
wish I had just a girlfriend to

692
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:17,730
walk with

693
00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:19,980
Adam Curry: and whatever. We
need an intervention with you.

694
00:40:20,010 --> 00:40:21,870
We're very, very concerned

695
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:25,470
Tina Curry: at this point. Oh,
oh, my mukbang videos, I

696
00:40:25,470 --> 00:40:28,740
Adam Curry: decide to, like,
Hey, I'm gonna go sit out in the

697
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:31,560
sun here this morning. It's
nice. You know, we hadn't 50

698
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,660
degrees this morning. By the
time I got there. I was like,

699
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:37,530
not quite 70 I'm gonna sit in
the sun. And I'm just sitting

700
00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:41,760
there I got I've had a coffee or
a joint or both. And I'm just

701
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,120
sitting like, Ah, okay, this is
really nice. And I and you're

702
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,110
sitting on the porch, which is
at least at least five feet

703
00:40:49,110 --> 00:40:53,370
away. 30 feet away. And then I'm
the screen port. And I don't

704
00:40:53,370 --> 00:41:00,870
have my hearing aids in but
still I hear this. And three

705
00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:05,730
times I say Tina, Tina, and I
can see your face above your

706
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:10,740
iPad. And you're not saying Are
you watching mock bank videos.

707
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,640
It was grossing me out 30 feet
away without my hearing aids.

708
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,590
These little Chinese chicks were
there with their gloves on

709
00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:23,490
eating

710
00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,760
Tina Curry: their microphones
clipped to their neck. This was

711
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,480
completely I was watching it to
send it to my sister Lisa

712
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,170
because you need an

713
00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:34,800
Adam Curry: intervention. This
is addicted to it to what is the

714
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,520
addiction?

715
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:37,620
Tina Curry: I think because I
can't have cake. I mean, they

716
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,130
only do

717
00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:40,590
Adam Curry: this. I mean,
there's anime and then below

718
00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:48,480
that, as far as I'm concerned,
it's like I felt mad. I mean

719
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,460
once in a while a mock bang
video but in the morning, I'm

720
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:59,040
watching someone. Chinese chick.
And I say chick specifically for

721
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,840
my next story. A Chinese chick.
Oh goodness, with a microphone

722
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:09,330
clip to her neck eating whipped
cream cake with rubber gloves.

723
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,630
Do you understand that? There's
something very sexually

724
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,700
perverted and twisted about No,
it

725
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,400
Tina Curry: hasn't. I don't you
think of it that way? I don't

726
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,320
think of it that way. I'm
looking at like, wow.

727
00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:22,020
Adam Curry: Then it's you know,
it's

728
00:42:22,050 --> 00:42:23,040
Tina Curry: I want one.

729
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,560
Adam Curry: That's really all it
is. And when I gave you the

730
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,150
opportunity to mock bang a cake.

731
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,080
Tina Curry: I can't I just know
physically I can't. But I'm so

732
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,320
intrigued by it. And my sister
Lisa. I got her hooked on it

733
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,320
too. So we're both hooked on it.
Now. I'm going to be a closet.

734
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,710
Mock banger? No, no, you can be
now now I know. You're watching

735
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:44,760
me. You're listening.

736
00:42:45,150 --> 00:42:48,090
Adam Curry: I respect your
identity. I respect your

737
00:42:48,090 --> 00:42:51,420
choices. You can love whoever
you want to love baby when it

738
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:56,490
comes to food. I understand.
You're a muck banger. You're

739
00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,500
also a misogynist. Oh,

740
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,130
Tina Curry: why she's what is
the skewer Tina tonight. You

741
00:43:02,130 --> 00:43:07,260
Adam Curry: gotta learn how to
podcast. Okay. So I go to

742
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:11,220
Bernie, and I take my
introduction flight and I meet

743
00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:13,560
everybody at the flight school.
I'm very excited about this

744
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,340
because I want to get back into
aviation so I can fly us at

745
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:20,760
least me we'll see if you ever
want to come along. You know,

746
00:43:20,790 --> 00:43:24,870
I'm done with it. And I want to
have that freedom again. So I'm

747
00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:27,270
gonna get back into want to get
my instrument rating. Very

748
00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:32,100
excited. I come home. And of
course, I'm jacked. Oh, so

749
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,160
great. And so that was really,
really cool. You know, my

750
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,670
instructor and her mom. She
worked her mom works. There is

751
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:42,480
Tina Curry: what knows, you
know, you go my instructors, Amy

752
00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:43,740
Baba mine, Amy Lynn.

753
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:47,910
Adam Curry: Yeah. Anyway, some
chick. You're taking lessons

754
00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:53,670
from some chick. And then the
next question is, Is she cute?

755
00:43:56,430 --> 00:43:58,200
Tina Curry: All valid questions.
None

756
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,260
Adam Curry: of these are valid
questions. That is that is your

757
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:06,420
turf. Just sounds cool. The
trans exclusionary radical

758
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,830
female. I was I was like, wow.
But here's the worst thing

759
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:14,760
instead of me saying, which I
should have said was, she's my

760
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,660
daughter's age. Instead of
saying that I said, she's five

761
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:22,050
foot two. I don't know why I
said that. Like that's just

762
00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:29,640
qualified. Cute. I was just
like, Wow, you are quick to say

763
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,380
some check. Well,

764
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,490
Tina Curry: bib well.

765
00:44:35,190 --> 00:44:38,790
Adam Curry: Let me ask you a
question. Yeah. Do you really

766
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:44,520
have any, any fear or doubt
about me and some shit?

767
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,030
Tina Curry: No, I don't. But I
think it's kind of good to have

768
00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:51,780
that in a relationship like
Yeah. I mean, I'm protective of

769
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:54,690
you. And I think that you know,
I think that's a good thing is

770
00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:54,750
the

771
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,790
Adam Curry: fact that I knew
that you were going to do that

772
00:44:56,820 --> 00:45:00,960
before it happened was I don't
like It's exactly what I

773
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,920
expected it to happen.

774
00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:05,790
Tina Curry: I am sorry. That's
just who I am. You know? Oh, I'm

775
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:06,270
sorry.

776
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,820
Adam Curry: I also said, you
know, hey, it's good that I have

777
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:12,120
you as my instructor because you
know, chicks like flying with

778
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:16,320
chicks. Too much more
comfortable with Chick. Oh,

779
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,350
geez, literally our daughter, I
guess

780
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,210
Tina Curry: when I said that you
immediately pulled out your

781
00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:22,230
phone and made a note.

782
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:25,500
Adam Curry: Yes, I did,
actually. Nice. Nice.

783
00:45:25,650 --> 00:45:28,620
Tina Curry: So anything else you
have for me? Well, the

784
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:31,980
Adam Curry: contrast is of
course that for the past 48

785
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:36,180
hours, all I've heard is Brian,
this Brian that your BFF which

786
00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:42,960
is, you know, I have no problem.
No problem whatsoever. Oh, well.

787
00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:45,810
Well, don't you have anything to
say about Brian?

788
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,020
Tina Curry: We can talk about
him a little bit later. I have a

789
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:50,760
few things to say about him.
This

790
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:55,140
Adam Curry: show was based
initially on purely wine. It's

791
00:45:55,140 --> 00:46:01,050
turned into your show, which I
produce. Okay, because there are

792
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:04,200
production Emmys and stuff so I
can always get an award for this

793
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,180
work that I'm doing. Adam

794
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,710
Tina Curry: you're always
telling me that I've ruined the

795
00:46:07,710 --> 00:46:09,210
show. Here is a

796
00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:13,560
Adam Curry: clip that I picked
up from a very popular podcast

797
00:46:14,490 --> 00:46:18,660
with two friends of ours. Oh,
the podcast is known as D H.

798
00:46:18,690 --> 00:46:21,150
unplowed lovelies Have a listen,

799
00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:24,510
Unknown: wait, Adam curry and
Tina have a show they do to now?

800
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,350
Yeah. Which I gotta say say it
takes some serious balls. If I

801
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:31,800
was to do a show with my wife,
it would be I don't think I'd do

802
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,430
it. Let's say that.

803
00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:36,030
Adam Curry: No kidding. Can you
imagine him with Jill doing your

804
00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:38,190
podcast? Alright, we continue.
Okay.

805
00:46:38,370 --> 00:46:43,110
Unknown: It'd be rough. A little
wine. And they talk about the

806
00:46:43,110 --> 00:46:50,010
liberals. A lot of one lot. And
now TIA is on I think the 75 day

807
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:58,740
no alcohol. Yeah, it's ruining
the show. Proof? How's that

808
00:46:58,740 --> 00:47:03,360
work? Things like that. The
podcast goes on, under all

809
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:13,680
circumstances. To me, I mean.
Yeah. faddish stuff, I guess. 75

810
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:19,200
days so 75 days and Vida know
what? No drinking. So what's

811
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,220
going to happen in the market?

812
00:47:22,110 --> 00:47:24,090
Adam Curry: I laughed my ass off
when I heard that this

813
00:47:24,090 --> 00:47:25,890
afternoon. I got a clip that

814
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,530
Tina Curry: they released
yesterday. Well, apparently, I

815
00:47:31,530 --> 00:47:35,190
mean, well, at least you know,
Andrew is supportive. Does that

816
00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:36,540
John? Certainly is it?

817
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:39,420
Adam Curry: John John's just
pragmatic like me. She's ruining

818
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:43,860
the show. Oh, my gosh, it's not
is not ruining the show at all.

819
00:47:44,190 --> 00:47:46,770
So the wine that I am drinking,
which I am doing out of

820
00:47:46,770 --> 00:47:48,360
solidarity for the show,

821
00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:50,220
Tina Curry: I thought you were
gonna bring up how we are

822
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:55,080
talking about in bed the other
night about the word fine. When

823
00:47:55,110 --> 00:47:57,660
I say I'm fine. Any man any man

824
00:47:57,660 --> 00:48:00,150
Adam Curry: knows this is the
this is part of the third rail

825
00:48:00,150 --> 00:48:02,610
that we are very careful with
this.

826
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,910
Tina Curry: So every time I say
I'm fine, Adam thinks that it's

827
00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:09,810
a negative connotation. I said
no, it's incorrect. Stop.

828
00:48:10,350 --> 00:48:12,090
Adam Curry: Sorry, I'm gonna
have to pause you right there.

829
00:48:13,050 --> 00:48:17,430
Every single time you say fine,
Adam has to roll the tape back,

830
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:22,020
analyze, zoom, rotate, enhance.
Was there a slight nuance in the

831
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:25,650
fine? Was there a grimace in the
fine? Was it? Was it actually

832
00:48:25,650 --> 00:48:29,490
maybe fine? Or was it fine, like
in fine wine? Or was it just

833
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,740
it's fine. Only set in a
different way. There's no way to

834
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,410
accurately do that every single
time. I provided some

835
00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:39,540
Tina Curry: clarity, though, for
you. Right? Oh, would you please

836
00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:43,800
share because I said if I go,
I'm fine. Everybody knows that

837
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:43,980
there

838
00:48:45,660 --> 00:48:48,180
Adam Curry: is a lot more
nuanced. There's

839
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:51,690
Tina Curry: different ways. I'm
fine, which means back away. And

840
00:48:51,690 --> 00:48:54,960
then if you go, I'm fine. That
means really no.

841
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:58,320
Adam Curry: Oh, yes. You so fill
it. I'm fine. What is that?

842
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,050
Tina Curry: Neutral. This?

843
00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:04,740
Adam Curry: No. Find me. I'm
fine means I really want you to

844
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:07,320
do it for me, but I'm fine. I
can do it myself. But I would

845
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,130
prefer you

846
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,450
Tina Curry: get Yes. No. Get it?
I'm fine. No, I will.

847
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,150
Adam Curry: Never No, no, no,
that's what you think you would

848
00:49:15,150 --> 00:49:18,630
say. But that's not how it comes
out. It sounds like you think

849
00:49:18,630 --> 00:49:22,200
you're saying I'm fine. But no,
it comes out like I'm fine. It

850
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:22,560
doesn't.

851
00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:25,290
Tina Curry: That's neutral. But
you mean

852
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,500
Adam Curry: I'm fine. And it
comes out I'm fine. It's just

853
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,760
it's so slight. Tina, it's
impossible. I need a color code.

854
00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:35,070
Fine. Green fine, yellow

855
00:49:35,070 --> 00:49:37,140
Tina Curry: fine red. Okay, then
we'll do three three of them.

856
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,740
Then I'll go or how about this.
Wait, hold on. I'm fine. Which

857
00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:45,690
means I'm not fine red red zone.
I'm fine with orange. And then

858
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,410
I'm fine.

859
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:49,680
Adam Curry: No, see, that's
green. No, I'm fine. That means

860
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:56,400
like nothing. Nothing to see
here. This is this would be a

861
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,520
great game show. Ladies and
gentlemen. Welcome to another

862
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:04,770
exciting Episode. She's fine.
All right, Contestant number

863
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:08,400
one. Listen to what she says.
Did she really like meeting your

864
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:13,680
friend? I'm fine. What do we
think hands on buzzers, I'm

865
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:18,780
sorry times up. But then I saw
you know, Molly, episode four,

866
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:22,020
five. It looks like it gets
pretty. Pretty crazy coming up.

867
00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:25,320
What? Oh, industry? Yeah. Oh,
yeah. Are you gonna say bad

868
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:29,700
sisters? Oh, you're all jacked
about that. Oh, like I like it.

869
00:50:29,730 --> 00:50:32,370
Tina Curry: Listen to you. So I
started watching the show called

870
00:50:32,790 --> 00:50:34,080
you and your sisters

871
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:39,360
Adam Curry: are? I don't know,
bad. Oh, is what's going on

872
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,450
here? Hey, by the way, if you'd
like to know exactly what the

873
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,530
Indiana, the Kardashians of
Northwestern Indiana are about,

874
00:50:46,530 --> 00:50:47,490
go watch this show.

875
00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:53,190
Tina Curry: Anyway, it's a good
show. And so I watched the first

876
00:50:53,190 --> 00:50:55,830
three episodes and like, Adam,
you have to watch this. You will

877
00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:58,290
like it. You will like it. I'm
like, You got to watch and he

878
00:50:58,290 --> 00:51:01,920
kept saying now, now like a
goat.

879
00:51:05,820 --> 00:51:06,660
Adam Curry: Even without one.

880
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:10,680
Tina Curry: He's like, alright,
let's watch it anyway. Did you

881
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,360
like it? Or did you not like it?
No, I

882
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,180
Adam Curry: like it's not. I
mean, it's a chicks thing. It's

883
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:18,240
like, everyone's out to kill one
one of them or their husbands

884
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,690
like yeah, that's really great.
I love the idea that women bond

885
00:51:21,690 --> 00:51:24,630
together. Instead of passing
around a stupid pair of blue

886
00:51:24,630 --> 00:51:28,020
jeans. They go kill one of their
husbands. I really liked this

887
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:28,560
idea.

888
00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:32,040
Tina Curry: Anyway, it's a good
it's a good shake. I know

889
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,460
because you've never been you've
never been put under ever. No.

890
00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:38,310
Adam Curry: I don't know what it
is. Never had a broken bone.

891
00:51:38,850 --> 00:51:42,000
This is so cute. Tina's like
you're in bed the other night.

892
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:51,870
Just so wrong. You have no smoke
you drink. Do you just do not

893
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:54,840
exercise? You don't have any
aches or pains? No aches. You

894
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:59,700
have no pains. I'm always happy.
I don't like I can face

895
00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:05,460
Tina Curry: Can I just want I
just like want the old Sex in

896
00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:09,720
the City back or Miranda? Row
we're Miranda with the with the

897
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,360
guy and they win eight Dunkin
Donuts. They had the glazed

898
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,290
donut. That episode. Do you
remember that? Yes,

899
00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:19,260
Adam Curry: I do. Darling.
What's what I'm what I'm trying.

900
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:25,380
What I'm trying to connect is
not everyone over 50 has the

901
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:29,760
kind of sex life that you and I
have like last night which is

902
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,640
why I knew this would be a great
show. I told you I'd do it you

903
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:41,310
double dog dared me I told you
I'd do it. I remember those

904
00:52:41,310 --> 00:52:43,710
women aren't having so big
carries husband

905
00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:44,910
Unknown: is not having

906
00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:47,940
Tina Curry: sex. Wait one
second. Who is the target

907
00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:50,160
audience here? Me me me.

908
00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:53,130
Adam Curry: 60 year old man.

909
00:52:54,540 --> 00:52:57,870
Tina Curry: The target audience
I do you think the 30 year olds

910
00:52:57,870 --> 00:53:01,110
the 25 year olds are watching
them? No, they're not watching

911
00:53:01,110 --> 00:53:05,010
that. Sorry about the language.
But I also got in I got a really

912
00:53:05,010 --> 00:53:08,640
nice email from my sister. And
she wants me to read it. Which

913
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,380
one Tony? Of course.

914
00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:13,740
Adam Curry: What'd you say? Of
course Tina, what are you trying

915
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:14,670
to say about Tony?

916
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:17,070
Tina Curry: She says Hello,
sister. First I want to say that

917
00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:19,800
I couldn't stop laughing at all
the jokes hysterical. It's great

918
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,800
to hear your voice with Adam and
which I predicted a long time

919
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,850
ago remember?

920
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:27,180
Adam Curry: Oh, okay. So it's
her idea. Yes, she is she goes

921
00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:27,570
before I

922
00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:29,790
Tina Curry: get into detail. I
would like to say when I come to

923
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:33,210
visit, which they're arriving
next week, I will come bearing

924
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:36,150
Adam's birthday gift, which I'm
aware was almost four or five

925
00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:40,380
months ago, and some delicious
treats for Miss VB. Back to the

926
00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:42,780
story. When we talked on the
phone when I informed you that

927
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:45,840
you should do a podcast with
Adam, you shut that down. You

928
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,890
said that's his thing. Now look
at you $17 richer and full of

929
00:53:49,890 --> 00:53:54,810
energy. I love the dynamic of
YouTube. The stories the shout

930
00:53:54,810 --> 00:53:58,320
out and my manager Sarah enjoys
the show to always complimenting

931
00:53:58,470 --> 00:54:03,750
your radio voice. Press one for
checking. Well. She goes I know

932
00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:06,510
that you're probably cringing at
my grammatical errors in this

933
00:54:06,510 --> 00:54:08,910
email. But I'm from Gary. Ah,

934
00:54:08,910 --> 00:54:11,550
Adam Curry: she's not from Gary.
Next Door, your next door

935
00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:15,030
crossed. Could you hit me again
on that because you're not doing

936
00:54:15,030 --> 00:54:15,750
a very good job with

937
00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:18,600
Tina Curry: the barkeeper too in
addition to a

938
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:19,860
Adam Curry: bomb running the
board bit

939
00:54:22,470 --> 00:54:26,160
Tina Curry: when I was single in
the city in Chicago, and so I

940
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:30,240
had been married. I had married
my high school sweetheart, or in

941
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:34,290
the early 80s And who actually
gave you a huge gift. Yes, he

942
00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:38,370
did. So his last name was savage
and so when we got a divorce, I

943
00:54:38,370 --> 00:54:42,750
decided to keep the last name
and we're the divorce court and

944
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,730
the judge goes you're gonna keep
the name I'm like

945
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,860
Adam Curry: yeah, he was savage
everybody's

946
00:54:48,090 --> 00:54:51,060
Tina Curry: name it's it's my
marketing strategy.

947
00:54:51,090 --> 00:54:56,490
Adam Curry: You DJ name, baby.
It's like everybody had said

948
00:54:56,490 --> 00:54:58,650
Tina Savage here on 100

949
00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:00,540
Tina Curry: Everything Hey baby.

950
00:55:01,589 --> 00:55:03,299
Adam Curry: You could do that is
the night.

951
00:55:05,190 --> 00:55:07,920
Tina Curry: Oh my god, it seems
so long ago, but anyway kept the

952
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:12,480
name because I thought oh my god
good for dating What the hell

953
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,690
you know why not? Because you're
seven. Yeah, so my name was Tina

954
00:55:15,690 --> 00:55:19,980
savage in Chicago and and I had
volunteered at a American Heart

955
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:23,700
Association event one one day, I
was with a really good friend of

956
00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:30,330
mine and we had name tags and
the name tag. The person had to

957
00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:35,430
hand wrote the names and so hi
my name is yes so my name was

958
00:55:35,430 --> 00:55:38,370
very it was a very vertical the
way that she wrote it and this

959
00:55:38,370 --> 00:55:40,920
guy had come up to me and he
looked at my nametag and he's

960
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:49,740
looking at it and he goes to the
sausage from then on, my friends

961
00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:53,160
helped me to the sausage show
kind of took away the whole Tina

962
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,940
savage sort of moniker that I
was so proud of and I became

963
00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:57,810
tuna sausage.

964
00:55:59,610 --> 00:56:01,320
Adam Curry: I'd be okay if you
just change your name back to

965
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,070
Tina savage. No. Tina savage
sounds like someone who works

966
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:12,510
with fire. Fire. Speaking of
reality shows, so this is a this

967
00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:17,070
so here's, here's the difference
between Tina Adam. There's a lot

968
00:56:17,070 --> 00:56:21,630
Have you have you seen Kim
Kardashian on the cover of you

969
00:56:21,690 --> 00:56:26,460
interview? And, and this came up
and discussed. You see Kim

970
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:30,090
Kardashian. She's standing there
and she literally has her blue

971
00:56:30,090 --> 00:56:35,520
jeans down with her ass hanging
out that literally and Tina says

972
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:38,640
can you believe she doesn't have
eyebrows?

973
00:56:42,210 --> 00:56:44,040
Tina Curry: She like blonde it
out her eyebrows

974
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,600
Adam Curry: shoot her butt crack
and ask is hanging out purposely

975
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:54,390
like she's letting the poop what
is and you're like, Yeah, but

976
00:56:54,390 --> 00:57:01,380
the eyebrows. This was an
amazing moment. And I just kept

977
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:06,060
saying Did you see her ass
hanging out of the jeans? I was.

978
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:06,780
I

979
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:09,840
Tina Curry: was just more amazed
at how her face had changed.

980
00:57:10,050 --> 00:57:13,140
Adam Curry: Because she shaved
off her eyebrows. They just

981
00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,250
wired them

982
00:57:14,370 --> 00:57:17,820
Tina Curry: by luck. Who knows?
I don't know not my Are you

983
00:57:17,820 --> 00:57:18,030
gonna?

984
00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:18,780
Adam Curry: You're gonna do
that?

985
00:57:19,050 --> 00:57:20,400
Tina Curry: Yeah, I'm gonna do
right after the show.

986
00:57:20,430 --> 00:57:24,570
Disappeared. Am I posted? I'm
gonna do it. Together No.

987
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:28,830
Eyebrows your first. Okay. I did
want to mention though, that you

988
00:57:28,830 --> 00:57:32,430
said to me, about four years
ago, I did a challenge with

989
00:57:32,430 --> 00:57:37,350
orange theory. And you said you
notice I didn't put a ring on it

990
00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:39,180
until you drop the weight. Oh,
that was

991
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:46,320
Adam Curry: a joke. I said wait,
what total Joe had to be there

992
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:51,150
Tina Curry: I'm putting that on
my list.

993
00:57:51,270 --> 00:57:53,190
Adam Curry: But listen, you
know, it's like the third time I

994
00:57:53,190 --> 00:57:54,870
want to get it right. I'll make
sure everything's

995
00:57:54,870 --> 00:57:58,020
Tina Curry: cool. It's the last
time last time

996
00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,660
Adam Curry: best time and the
last time you go. I remember

997
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:06,210
Yes. Dammit I looks like I'm
doing laundry every single day.

998
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,260
Tina Curry: I've been busy this
is this

999
00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:13,980
Adam Curry: is are you are you
how can you have 12 pairs of

1000
00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:17,970
socks in one week Adam curry.
What the heck is going on? Are

1001
00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:21,240
you are you taking off your
socks during the day and putting

1002
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:25,890
on fresh ones? Because it's like
I'm doing laundry all day. Oh

1003
00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:30,870
wait that was seven eight teen
am

1004
00:58:35,820 --> 00:58:38,970
Tina Curry: not that early. Oh
okay. I'm sure you do laundry

1005
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:42,420
Adam Curry: don't say anything
to add them in the morning

1006
00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:46,290
except things like what do you
do and how many pairs of socks

1007
00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:50,280
the ominous costume to
demonstrate fell sucking on ya.

1008
00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:52,320
Fasten your sock tables

1009
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,700
Tina Curry: Well, I must say I
did I feel like I'm doing

1010
00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,210
laundry all the time. So I what
I do is I separate her clothes.

1011
00:59:00,330 --> 00:59:05,190
And guess who has the biggest
pile of socks? Amanda works from

1012
00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:07,830
home has the biggest pile Okay,

1013
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,380
Adam Curry: all right now stop
because I'm gonna tell you

1014
00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,140
what's going on with that. Why
is my pile bigger than your Why?

1015
00:59:13,170 --> 00:59:15,660
Tina Curry: Why 12 pairs of
socks in a seven day stretch

1016
00:59:15,690 --> 00:59:15,960
this

1017
00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:17,880
Adam Curry: this? I'm not quite
sure what happened there. But

1018
00:59:21,210 --> 00:59:23,880
Tina Curry: sometimes they step
in water my socks get wet.

1019
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,270
Adam Curry: Correct. That
happened two times this week.

1020
00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:30,870
I'm very annoyed by myself.
Here's what typically happens.

1021
00:59:30,870 --> 00:59:35,850
You've been working a lot during
the week, like more days than

1022
00:59:35,850 --> 00:59:41,430
typical. So I get up in the
morning. I get dressed to take

1023
00:59:41,430 --> 00:59:45,990
the dog out. And that's
typically when I might put on a

1024
00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:50,820
pair sock I know what's crazy 18
degrees outside and and I put on

1025
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:54,690
a t shirt and a sweater and
whatever. And then you go to

1026
00:59:54,690 --> 01:00:00,240
work. Regardless, before you
come home. I always change Ain't

1027
01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:03,180
make sure I look nice for you.
Is that true or not? That

1028
01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:08,040
Tina Curry: is very true. Hence,
the double load of Adam sucks

1029
01:00:08,370 --> 01:00:12,060
laundry. So Oh, seek the truth
comes out now. No, because I'm

1030
01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:14,820
like, What the hell? Why are
there so much? I feel like I'm

1031
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,320
doing laundry all the time.
That's

1032
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,260
Adam Curry: then because I'll
take off the T shirt, which I've

1033
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:22,320
been wearing them for most of
the day. But now I gotta put in

1034
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,950
the hamper. This isn't. I'm good
wearing stuff two, three times.

1035
01:00:25,950 --> 01:00:28,740
And you know, I have no problem
with that. But I'm like, No,

1036
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,670
this has to go. So that's part
of it. So I hope you feel really

1037
01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:33,300
guilty now.

1038
01:00:35,610 --> 01:00:37,680
Tina Curry: Okay, I understand
and I appreciate the

1039
01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:40,140
Adam Curry: so the thing that I
keep telling Tina is, there's

1040
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:42,900
certainly some service we can
get. Every time

1041
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,660
Tina Curry: Adam does a podcast,
none of the lights can be turned

1042
01:00:45,660 --> 01:00:48,420
on in the house. None because
they're all on dimmers, and they

1043
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:52,260
create this sort of buzz for
him. So I'm actually cooking by

1044
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:59,520
flashlights because I can't turn
on the damn kitchen like I'm I'm

1045
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,520
doing a slow burn in the kitchen
as he's yapping away.

1046
01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:06,270
Adam Curry: I I've calculated
that I walked the dog quite a

1047
01:01:06,270 --> 01:01:09,330
bit because of a home more than
you are. But I've calculated I

1048
01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:13,380
do close to a 4k every day
walking, walking, but it's close

1049
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,220
to a 4k.

1050
01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:17,250
Tina Curry: Yeah, yeah. That's
not bad. Yeah. What do you

1051
01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:19,890
think? Appreciate that? Yeah.
And you're really good at

1052
01:01:19,890 --> 01:01:21,030
picking up the poop too. So

1053
01:01:21,930 --> 01:01:26,760
Adam Curry: the poop scoop
Meister I have the the reverse

1054
01:01:26,790 --> 01:01:31,950
heb bag. Down to the side. Tina
has to shine the flashlight.

1055
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:35,610
Tina Curry: We all need to
evaluate like, Oh, it's a five

1056
01:01:35,610 --> 01:01:36,150
dropper?

1057
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:39,270
Adam Curry: Yes, it's a five
droppers. I'm very big. I'm

1058
01:01:39,270 --> 01:01:42,060
looking at the poop for
consistency. Dog looks healthy.

1059
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:43,380
Sometimes like

1060
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,100
Tina Curry: little. We need to
worry when you want to know we

1061
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:47,790
need to hold

1062
01:01:47,790 --> 01:01:51,540
Adam Curry: back on the teriyaki
snack. Holy crap, dawg, what's

1063
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:57,570
going on inside you? 5000 SATs,
Brian nice. And he says boost

1064
01:01:57,630 --> 01:02:01,080
boost. That's what I want to
thank you. I'm gonna record that

1065
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,910
I've been waiting to record you
do that because you

1066
01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:03,690
Tina Curry: go

1067
01:02:03,810 --> 01:02:08,610
Adam Curry: boost. I'm going to
use that. That's great. Again,

1068
01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:11,490
we started this show because we
thought it would be fun to do

1069
01:02:11,490 --> 01:02:13,800
and people might listen like
listening to it. And that turns

1070
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,050
out to be true so far. Sophomore
show you never know.

1071
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,880
Tina Curry: Yeah, we don't know
where it's going. We still we

1072
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,220
haven't we haven't gotten her
legs under us. We are gonna we

1073
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:22,020
Adam Curry: are gonna get guests
in. We're definitely gonna have

1074
01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:25,980
guests on the show for sure. And
there'll be a variety of people.

1075
01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:26,640
Oh, man.

1076
01:02:26,730 --> 01:02:28,770
Tina Curry: Oh, man. We should
get my sister on here because

1077
01:02:28,770 --> 01:02:30,330
she's got all those plastic
surgery

1078
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,210
Adam Curry: stories. Well, she
will she says she devolves

1079
01:02:33,210 --> 01:02:36,300
received advice. She doesn't say
any names. It's like a HIPAA

1080
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:40,170
violation. Any name your sisters
or what? She has shit on her

1081
01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:45,000
phone. Look at that as oh my
god, can you believe it? Look at

1082
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:50,010
this labia blast. This by the
way is where my ears perk up.

1083
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:55,290
This is from like that one. No.
And it's like let me not like

1084
01:02:55,290 --> 01:03:05,070
that at all like luckily I have
a lot of experience with the

1085
01:03:05,070 --> 01:03:09,300
plastic surgery industry so I
know some things I'm just

1086
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:14,400
because my ex wife was basically
Mr. Potato Head all the pieces

1087
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,830
were stuck on you know, I paid
for him to

1088
01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:18,330
Tina Curry: Mrs. Potato Head.

1089
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,440
Adam Curry: Yeah, but but it was
it's interesting to know all the

1090
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,220
things and

1091
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:27,210
Tina Curry: but holy crap, she
is funny, funny, funny stories.

1092
01:03:27,420 --> 01:03:28,200
Just about the

1093
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,470
Adam Curry: pleasures like
crazy. Like what the doctor

1094
01:03:31,470 --> 01:03:34,050
Tina Curry: that she works for
told the patient that she should

1095
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:41,820
take a bag of peas and use the
pee to help the swelling and the

1096
01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:45,390
woman turn to the doctor said
should I take the piece out of

1097
01:03:45,390 --> 01:03:45,960
the bag?

1098
01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:51,510
Adam Curry: I was just trying to
get to your lizard brain to

1099
01:03:51,510 --> 01:03:54,090
activate you to hop in the sack
right? Because

1100
01:03:54,090 --> 01:03:55,200
Tina Curry: you said you had the
player's

1101
01:03:55,830 --> 01:03:59,130
Adam Curry: handbook. That's
right. Here's like, here's how

1102
01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:03,240
you get her in the sack. Like
okay, I can do. Hey, don't

1103
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,520
worry. I've got the player
handbook. It'll be a great day.

1104
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,000
That's right.

1105
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:09,870
Tina Curry: That's right. I
remember that. You told me that

1106
01:04:09,870 --> 01:04:12,060
the first day that you had the
player handbook.

1107
01:04:12,090 --> 01:04:14,580
Adam Curry: I bought that thing
too. Yeah, it was a PDF.

1108
01:04:15,930 --> 01:04:20,880
Tina Curry: It wasn't even a
book. He's pulling it up right

1109
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:24,870
now. Yeah, I think he talked to
and John was disappointed that

1110
01:04:24,870 --> 01:04:27,660
you were dating somebody because
he wanted to live vicariously

1111
01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:29,190
through your single Oh,

1112
01:04:29,190 --> 01:04:32,220
Adam Curry: no. That was
horrible. Yeah, he didn't like

1113
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:33,630
that. Yeah, he didn't know
because you were

1114
01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:35,370
Tina Curry: like, I liked this
girl. And he was like, No.

1115
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,540
Adam Curry: Although he is the
one that named you the keeper.

1116
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:44,520
Well, the only thing that pops
to mind when I was about six is

1117
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:48,090
I think I've talked about this.
I think I've told you I'd done a

1118
01:04:48,090 --> 01:04:53,550
deal with Mark red mer, who's to
sit on my head. It's called

1119
01:04:53,850 --> 01:05:03,900
games. Now. Finally someone
asked you to play faces sound in

1120
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,740
my head and Mark,

1121
01:05:05,790 --> 01:05:07,110
Tina Curry: you want me to tell
the whole story?

1122
01:05:09,809 --> 01:05:11,819
Adam Curry: Is that something
that should be behind a paywall?

1123
01:05:13,049 --> 01:05:17,189
Tina Curry: No, no, let's see. I
remember okay, I started working

1124
01:05:17,189 --> 01:05:22,169
at Ronald McDonald House
charities in 2014. And the CEO

1125
01:05:22,259 --> 01:05:27,359
had mentioned in a meeting that
she was having a potential donor

1126
01:05:27,359 --> 01:05:30,419
come by, and that he used to
work for MTV. And I said, Well,

1127
01:05:30,419 --> 01:05:33,029
who is it? And she said, Adam
curry, and I'm like, Oh, I know

1128
01:05:33,029 --> 01:05:36,299
who you who use because I
remember him from MTV. And I

1129
01:05:36,329 --> 01:05:43,079
remember having a little bit of
a crush on. There it is. And

1130
01:05:43,079 --> 01:05:47,699
then I remember him coming in
with his second wife. And all I

1131
01:05:47,699 --> 01:05:50,339
remember is I looked over and
like pan, those people are

1132
01:05:50,339 --> 01:05:54,689
really tall, tall they are. And
I didn't really have a

1133
01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:57,299
conversation with you wasn't
until about six months later,

1134
01:05:57,299 --> 01:06:01,379
and we were at a donor event.
And that was November 2014. And

1135
01:06:01,379 --> 01:06:04,409
I was already divorced. And I
think you were in the throes of

1136
01:06:04,439 --> 01:06:08,579
getting ready to bail. We just
had a huge fight. Yeah. When

1137
01:06:08,609 --> 01:06:11,609
before that, coming to the donor
event. And I remember coming up

1138
01:06:11,609 --> 01:06:15,509
to you, just because I wanted to
make conversation because I that

1139
01:06:15,509 --> 01:06:18,659
was my role. I had to mingle
with the donors and you brought

1140
01:06:18,839 --> 01:06:21,959
and I knew you were I knew you
were celeb, and I was like, Hey,

1141
01:06:22,259 --> 01:06:26,519
I walked over with these
chocolates that were they were

1142
01:06:26,999 --> 01:06:28,949
blueberry made out of
blueberries, and they had a

1143
01:06:28,949 --> 01:06:31,739
bunch of antioxidants. And I
said, Oh, you need to try these

1144
01:06:31,739 --> 01:06:33,329
chocolates are really great.
They're filled with

1145
01:06:33,329 --> 01:06:36,329
antioxidants. And Adam turned to
me and he said, with that

1146
01:06:36,329 --> 01:06:38,729
figure, you don't have to worry
about that. And I was like,

1147
01:06:38,729 --> 01:06:42,659
Oops, the wife was standing
right next to him and boy if

1148
01:06:42,659 --> 01:06:44,759
looks could kill, she would have
killed him right on the spot

1149
01:06:44,759 --> 01:06:48,209
there. And I was like, All
right, douchebag I'm walking

1150
01:06:48,209 --> 01:06:48,899
away.

1151
01:06:50,130 --> 01:06:52,050
Adam Curry: I can't believe you
talk to me at all after it was

1152
01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:55,320
like What a douche. Because if
you ever go back to busted

1153
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:56,760
sausage I will still love you

1154
01:06:56,790 --> 01:06:59,760
Tina Curry: exactly the same how
busted cannabis gets baby.

1155
01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:02,040
Adam Curry: Oh, what is the
sauce is busted busted a can of

1156
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,780
biscuits. I was worse. When I

1157
01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:06,030
Tina Curry: said Hey, Adam, I
lost eight and a half inches.

1158
01:07:06,030 --> 01:07:07,650
What did you say to me? That's

1159
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:08,970
Adam Curry: a familiar length

1160
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,990
to which Tina rolled her eyes
turned on her heel and walks

1161
01:07:18,990 --> 01:07:19,290
away.

1162
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:23,430
Tina Curry: 18 years old again.
That's right.

1163
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:34,170
Unknown: Now it's time to heat
from the cold. So good. We got

1164
01:07:34,170 --> 01:07:40,680
to hear from God. So now what
did you say? What did you say?

1165
01:07:40,710 --> 01:07:44,910
What did you say? Now it's time
to heat from the cold

1166
01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:48,060
Adam Curry: man. Oh man. Oh man.
Oh man, we have a lot of court

1167
01:07:48,060 --> 01:07:51,810
soakers I believe we have some
new ones here as well. Although

1168
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,410
no one is asking to be decanted
but you should because we can't

1169
01:07:55,410 --> 01:07:59,610
remember everybody. Value for
value is how we like to roll

1170
01:07:59,610 --> 01:08:03,060
with. I like trouble with all my
podcasts. Honestly. No creepy

1171
01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:05,520
corporate money or commercials
or anything like that. If you if

1172
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,650
you get any value from what
we're doing, send it back to us

1173
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:11,370
go to Kern the keeper.com. We
have a donate page, also a

1174
01:08:11,370 --> 01:08:14,730
newsletter. Sign up for that.
It's funny, and you get cool

1175
01:08:14,730 --> 01:08:17,880
pictures. Yeah, get cool
pictures and you get a reminder

1176
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,550
that we're going to do the show
even though we're pretty much on

1177
01:08:20,550 --> 01:08:23,610
track doing it every single
Wednesday evening. Well, right

1178
01:08:23,610 --> 01:08:31,950
off the bat. We start with
333,333 Satoshis from the 75

1179
01:08:31,950 --> 01:08:38,580
hard group. Are you kidding me?
Yes, this is n Jacob represented

1180
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:42,960
the group. And they have a
booster gram to go with this.

1181
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,470
Well, this is a great number on
its own and equals about $75 and

1182
01:08:46,470 --> 01:08:50,190
is from our 75 Hard group. Oh,
we've been going for more than a

1183
01:08:50,190 --> 01:08:53,520
week now. And just like the name
says it's hard. Thanks so much,

1184
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,190
Tina for leading our group
always encouraging us and being

1185
01:08:56,190 --> 01:09:02,580
a phenomenal person. Oh my gosh.
Sweetie, so I got all kinds of

1186
01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:06,990
messages. Like we're trying to
send a booster gram and then

1187
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:11,670
different people were texting me
that way. Oh, no. Jacobs got it

1188
01:09:11,670 --> 01:09:14,490
covered. Like okay, yeah, Jake.

1189
01:09:14,490 --> 01:09:15,300
Tina Curry: Yeah, he's,

1190
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,560
Adam Curry: he's a Submariner.
He's

1191
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:19,920
Tina Curry: going on a submarine
in two weeks. And so we were he

1192
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,340
was questioning whether he could
do the both of his work workouts

1193
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,660
underwater. And

1194
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:28,530
Adam Curry: what world is is
being a submarine or not

1195
01:09:28,619 --> 01:09:31,079
Tina Curry: 75 Marina or
Submariner?

1196
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,470
Adam Curry: I have heard from
them. It's Submariner. Okay.

1197
01:09:34,890 --> 01:09:38,220
Unless that's changed. Can you
confirm that please? Because I

1198
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:41,280
remember sayings Submariner
like, no, no, we say Submariner.

1199
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,760
I learned two things. It's
Submariner and it's not gay if

1200
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:48,300
it's underway. That's all I know
from these guys. They will all

1201
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:48,600
tell you

1202
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:52,410
Unknown: really, really nice.
Oh, yeah, I

1203
01:09:52,410 --> 01:09:53,010
Tina Curry: love that

1204
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,830
Adam Curry: second class citizen
comes in with 1800 Thank you for

1205
01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:58,560
my decanting. I'm only a
newcomer on the donating front.

1206
01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:01,710
been listening from the first
time Episode of loving Oh, I

1207
01:10:01,710 --> 01:10:06,840
think you dare I say Namaste
Zelicah podcast around. You

1208
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:12,060
understand that maced Zelicah
podcast around no

1209
01:10:12,060 --> 01:10:15,480
Tina Curry: I have no idea you
know for Zilla? Yeah, I don't

1210
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,200
know what it means. It's

1211
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,920
Adam Curry: like cozy cool.
Yeah, like the Dutch word. Mais

1212
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:25,950
the most Coast zealous the.
Sorry, I, I always think I've

1213
01:10:25,950 --> 01:10:26,760
taught you something. No,

1214
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,920
Tina Curry: I just know lekar
and toasty Hunka

1215
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:42,000
Adam Curry: that's all I know.
Like grilled cheese. What else

1216
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,680
do you need in any country?
That's

1217
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,290
Tina Curry: all I know. Here's
me. I don't even know.

1218
01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:54,450
Adam Curry: 50,000 SATs from
Jeff. Jeff monks. And he says

1219
01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:59,130
question. Yeah, does the title
keeper signify that Tina is the

1220
01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:03,750
one that Adam chose to keep? Or
is it more like she's his keeper

1221
01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:06,690
in the sense of a zookeeper
taking care of her crocodile or

1222
01:11:06,690 --> 01:11:14,370
Ranga Tang? Have you listened to
the show? Either way, can I get

1223
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:19,170
a droopy boost boost? For my own
Keeper's amusement? In our case?

1224
01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:23,190
It's definitely more of the zoo
metaphor. Well, the story of

1225
01:11:23,190 --> 01:11:28,710
Korean the keeper we were dating
dating. Yes, we

1226
01:11:28,710 --> 01:11:30,600
Tina Curry: were dating about
three months.

1227
01:11:30,630 --> 01:11:33,060
Adam Curry: And we were going to
go to Chicago to visit your

1228
01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:37,170
sister go to Chicago. Was it
before? Before was after? Yeah,

1229
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:41,430
right. And I was talking about
you on the show. Of course.

1230
01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:44,190
Tina Curry: Yes, of course.
Yeah. That's when people first I

1231
01:11:44,190 --> 01:11:45,300
think that's it. You had a girl.

1232
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,370
Adam Curry: I really liked this
girl. Didn't I say something

1233
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:49,920
like that? I might have said
that. Possibly. Yeah.

1234
01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:52,140
Tina Curry: John, why don't you
just stay single forever so he

1235
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,670
could live vicariously through
you. Oh,

1236
01:11:53,670 --> 01:12:00,720
Adam Curry: when I told him he's
like, Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, I

1237
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,970
think he actually said I was
hoping you'd be single a little

1238
01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:08,520
longer. Yeah. And as we're
talking about today, you know, I

1239
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:12,960
noticed something they say she
can pack a family of five into a

1240
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:17,490
carrier. He says what I say
yeah, because this is a very

1241
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,370
she's a keeper. He says this is
a very important skill you find

1242
01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:23,190
a woman that can do that she's a
keeper yep and right down I said

1243
01:12:23,190 --> 01:12:24,420
There you go. She's the keeper

1244
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:26,970
Tina Curry: and data average and
what I love and we talked about

1245
01:12:26,970 --> 01:12:30,300
this I think on previous shows
that people have stopped started

1246
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:36,150
using that moniker for their
keepers. Their rapid Yes, and I

1247
01:12:36,150 --> 01:12:38,910
love that I love that so yeah,
it's the keeper

1248
01:12:39,990 --> 01:12:48,180
Adam Curry: This is ILUV Wushi
loop No, he loves I love sushi

1249
01:12:48,180 --> 01:12:49,410
I'm sorry. He

1250
01:12:53,070 --> 01:12:54,030
Tina Curry: actually donated

1251
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,320
Adam Curry: hit me up babe. I
need some more. Clearly, I need

1252
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:05,520
some more. And the first one is
always the top. You know what

1253
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:10,200
you get when you're when you're
top of the list? Sakala 20 is

1254
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:15,750
blades on the Impala This is Sir
Brian with an I O doesn't know

1255
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:16,290
him.

1256
01:13:16,710 --> 01:13:19,890
Tina Curry: Yes, he's my new BFF
and he does not need to be de

1257
01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:20,490
canted.

1258
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:23,340
Adam Curry: What do you mean new
BFF he's been texting you for

1259
01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:30,570
months. This is not new. And he
says, oh, dear Adam, that's

1260
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:37,440
first a super row of ducks.
222,200 And Holy smokes.

1261
01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:40,560
Perfect. And I know he went
through some trouble to figure

1262
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:43,740
it out. So I appreciate it. Wow,
I recently suffered an attack

1263
01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:50,610
from a pure bread pod monster.
Please help resolve this. And so

1264
01:13:50,610 --> 01:13:53,790
he sent me now getting now this
is now this is interesting

1265
01:13:53,790 --> 01:13:59,100
because he sent me a screenshot
of a text message with you my

1266
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:05,070
wife. Here's some dude, texting
my wife. Now he's smart enough

1267
01:14:05,070 --> 01:14:07,680
to keep the timestamps off
because I know that this is

1268
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,170
probably it's either probably
one in the morning when I'm

1269
01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:16,290
sleeping or sometimes I'm not. I
don't think so. And he says

1270
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:21,180
Becky the tree line. Oh no. He
says tree line slot and you say

1271
01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:26,430
Becky the tree line hoe get it
right. And he says I'm gonna

1272
01:14:26,430 --> 01:14:29,910
have to clip it. I knew it was
Becky. But I'm pretty sure Adam

1273
01:14:29,910 --> 01:14:36,510
said slot and you say um, she's
my dog. She's a hoe. So this is

1274
01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:40,110
the productive conversation you
have with Brian. And he

1275
01:14:40,110 --> 01:14:43,230
accompanied that with a clip.
That he's right. Wondering

1276
01:14:43,230 --> 01:14:44,220
Tina Curry: what her dead

1277
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:47,700
Adam Curry: name is. Already you
already told me is Becky Becky.

1278
01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:54,690
Becky just thought it was my
fault she is Becky the tree line

1279
01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:57,840
hoe but that is the resolution
of this bit.

1280
01:14:58,380 --> 01:15:00,480
Tina Curry: wait to hear from
me. Brian

1281
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:04,620
Adam Curry: now here's the worst
part. Oh there's more he's

1282
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:05,400
texting me.

1283
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,790
Unknown: Did you get my bit I've
got I've got the picture good

1284
01:15:08,790 --> 01:15:09,750
did you get the clip

1285
01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,900
Adam Curry: and he's like trying
to write comedy for me now.

1286
01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:17,100
Tina Curry: He is pretty funny
All right he's very right All

1287
01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:22,410
right dude. Very funny. He wants
to join our 75 Hard group and I

1288
01:15:22,410 --> 01:15:27,780
told him no he's not allowed. No

1289
01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:32,550
Adam Curry: all hell is gonna
break loose and you're gonna

1290
01:15:32,550 --> 01:15:33,270
need a Bitcoin

1291
01:15:36,330 --> 01:15:38,370
Unknown: that's right everybody.
You know that sound? You know

1292
01:15:38,370 --> 01:15:42,390
what time it is. Let's go ahead
and land this plane on episode

1293
01:15:42,390 --> 01:15:43,350
93

1294
01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:47,940
It's time for the question

1295
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:52,650
don't you Corkers worry Adam and
Tina is going to be back with

1296
01:15:52,650 --> 01:15:58,920
you on Wednesday and if you do
get any value from Korean the

1297
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,190
keeper please share your time
your God given talent and your

1298
01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:05,550
treasure. I love even your
nation.

1299
01:16:06,690 --> 01:16:09,300
Tina Curry: stories we
threatened our kids with I have

1300
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,890
Adam Curry: Okay, can I go
first? Yeah, my story

1301
01:16:13,890 --> 01:16:17,100
Tina Curry: first. A nice segue
into oh my gosh, I

1302
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:20,550
Adam Curry: only got one good
one is my favorite. We were

1303
01:16:20,550 --> 01:16:24,570
living in Belgium. So we had a
lot of this was the castle. Yes.

1304
01:16:24,930 --> 01:16:28,470
And Christina had always been an
avid horseback rider. She did

1305
01:16:28,470 --> 01:16:31,140
competitions. She was very
serious. He's gotten very

1306
01:16:31,140 --> 01:16:35,940
frustrated. She had her own
horse princess who was exactly

1307
01:16:35,940 --> 01:16:38,670
that so and of course it was
always the horses fault if

1308
01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:42,390
something didn't go right. But
anyway so spoiler little

1309
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:49,710
Christina we had no I moved the
stable with this horse into the

1310
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:53,760
back of the house just like now
in the back of the house behind

1311
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:57,570
the house. Okay. 23 acres and
you can ride over there and you

1312
01:16:57,570 --> 01:17:00,840
got that stable is here that a
big place for the horse to run

1313
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,230
around and shit whatever he
does, and we got a mule

1314
01:17:04,230 --> 01:17:10,530
companion, Daisy. Daisy call
updates 2019 years old.

1315
01:17:11,610 --> 01:17:12,540
Tina Curry: Had a cough

1316
01:17:15,660 --> 01:17:18,330
Adam Curry: literate old hag
that she needs companion

1317
01:17:18,810 --> 01:17:28,920
companionship one day. 11 Crab
age and she wouldn't see that

1318
01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,250
she was like I'm now go feed the
horse man. To the horse is

1319
01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:36,870
hungry. Go feed your lips just
wouldn't do it. You know one of

1320
01:17:36,870 --> 01:17:40,050
those moments? Yeah. Okay.
You're not gonna feed the horse.

1321
01:17:40,050 --> 01:17:42,300
I'm gonna put it out of its
misery and I took my shotgun.

1322
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:50,190
And I walked outside and I'm
like, nothing like the sound of

1323
01:17:50,190 --> 01:17:51,360
a pump action shotgun

1324
01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:02,100
into this day to this day, she's
still traumatized. So proud of

1325
01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:03,690
myself. Of course, I

1326
01:18:03,690 --> 01:18:06,120
Tina Curry: never want a shot.
No wonder she's in therapy.

1327
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:14,130
Probably my claim to fame and I
use this one a lot. Now, is

1328
01:18:14,130 --> 01:18:16,560
Adam Curry: this a question
someone sent in? No, no, no. We

1329
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,300
were just thought it would be
fun. We were just talking

1330
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:20,190
Tina Curry: about and you're
like, oh, put that on. Right.

1331
01:18:20,190 --> 01:18:24,000
Okay. When Ellen and Elise the
fight, they would just you know,

1332
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:28,140
kids fight all the time. I would
pretend like I was calling the

1333
01:18:28,140 --> 01:18:30,780
adoption agency for them to come
and pick them up. And

1334
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,440
Adam Curry: would you you would
just be pretending Yeah, I

1335
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:35,940
Tina Curry: pick up the phone.
That's when we had landlines.

1336
01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:39,900
Yeah, do it. Do it Do Yes. Yes.
Yes, I'm calling I have two

1337
01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:44,730
daughters age 10 and eight. And
yes, I'm looking. I'm having

1338
01:18:44,730 --> 01:18:46,830
issues with them. And I'm
looking for a new home for them.

1339
01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:54,930
I wonder if they remember that?
No, of my poor girls. I

1340
01:18:54,930 --> 01:18:56,970
Unknown: feel so bad about that.
They'd be flipping

1341
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,680
Adam Curry: this should be in a
book somewhere. That's I love

1342
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:05,640
that one. That's good.

1343
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,940
Tina Curry: Yeah, not my not my
proudest moment.

1344
01:19:09,090 --> 01:19:10,950
Adam Curry: Why? I think that's

1345
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:13,650
Tina Curry: when you look back
and it was so cruel. But you

1346
01:19:13,650 --> 01:19:16,710
know, at the time as as a parent
with young kids, you're like, oh

1347
01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:18,570
my gosh, you just want them to
stop fighting.

1348
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,490
Adam Curry: Do you want to stick
them behind the wallpaper?

1349
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:23,970
Exactly. And just paper over
them? Exactly. Baller move I

1350
01:19:23,970 --> 01:19:26,460
have to say it's a ballroom
Yeah, that's something Adam

1351
01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:27,150
curry would do.

1352
01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:30,960
Tina Curry: Yes, yes. Ballroom
look at that Brian. Levels Adam

1353
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:31,320
curry.

1354
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:32,760
Adam Curry: Brian, chill out.

1355
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:39,900
Unknown: She can keep in mind.
Everything's fine. Got all that

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01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:43,110
you need. Karianna keeper