122: "Hunk of the Month"

0:00 She can keep an eye on you Everything's fine You got all that you need Curry and the Keeper Curry and the Keeper Curry and the Keeper, January 29th, Episode 122 Curry and the Keeper And... Hello my queen so full of grace With a shining smile that lights this place Your laughter feels like love's embrace Oh my gosh I had to take a new tact with this thing That was chat GPT That was actually deep seek Hello my love Hello darling You can't get anything past me Wait a minute Okay, one, two, three Yeah, close enough Have a sip of this, you know what it is You're gonna love it You opened up another bottle?

0:57 No, this is the one from last night Oh, okay But I love that people can hear your true identity This is, by the way, this is how I live You opened up another bottle! Here's how I live I do not open up another tube of toothpaste Until it's completely gone I know And this, as you can see, is completely empty I just brought it in Because we are drinking This wine is so good I know, it's good, it's good And we're blowing through it I think we have only one more bottle of this That's it? Yeah, well, of the... No, we had six Yeah, we had six No, then we have three more That's our third, okay This is the Castello di Verrazzano Which we had sent over from Italy The Chianti Classico Reserva 2020 Now this was the cheap bottle Yes, that was the less expensive one It was by no means cheap But it was less expensive than the other one that we bought Well worth it though And just love that this is the guy who discovered the Hudson Bay Yeah, I bought that And the Verrazzano Bridge is named after him And as I think we've discussed on the show Didn't end well for him Right, he got eaten He got eaten by cannibals in the Bahamas Yes Alright, sorry bro He looks kind of tasty on the label there I don't need him There you go There it is No, it's very, very good Oh, baby, baby, baby How you doing?

2:16 We just got back from the discipleship class And our whole mind, body, spirit is spinning Yes Pastor Brian was on fire Because basically we have to come in here And we have to spread the gospel And the good news of God and Jesus to everybody That's what we do Right through these wires Right into your headphones from our microphones So it leads me to our lunch that we had today With a friend of ours Yes And I'm not going to mention his name But if he's listening to our show, he will know And he was talking about how What an inspiration you are through your talents And all glory to God, you always say that Yes It's all Well, he said that too He said you'd be given a gift Yes And then he was talking about how But he also said that about both of us in this show Yes Quite honestly Yes Because he also listens to our show Yes And then he also commented about how He's a faithful person He is But how he compartmentalizes his faith Because some of the people that he works with In his industry In his industry He cannot profess his faith And what I said to him was The way that we get stronger in our faith Is we're in his word every day Every morning Every single day And I was talking about how I was struggling With something this morning And God was leading me to the right scripture And I kept reading the scriptures to you And I was telling him how I We're

3:48 just in his word And the more that you're poured with his wisdom And the knowledge The more that it leaks out And that's who you become And I could see And I told him how good God has been to us And how it's been so remarkable for our marriage And I could see God touching him I saw it Because I saw the emotion in his eyes And I could feel it I could see it touched him And so in the class tonight I'm like Yeah, we're doing that Lord, we did it at lunch Well, the thing is I guess when I think about it When I came out, so to speak, on Rogan I had a lot to lose And I was fearful, remember?

4:31 I was afraid Or a scared I was a scared You were very a scared I was a scared I was not a scared And we're now two years later And it has only been positive Yes I mean, it is And it's not like I've lost half of my audience No You've gained more, if anything In fact, I think I've You know, there's more people who have been sparked To rekindle their faith Or be more bold about it And just look around Look at what's happening everywhere I mean, everywhere people are professing the gospel Talking about Jesus being their Lord and Savior Everywhere Yes And the more of that, the better Well That is the Great Commission, you know This is what we're supposed to do Yes And then going back to the lunch with Mark I mean, our primary life purpose in Christ Is to share our faith And we do that by how we live It was interesting because Craig and Calvin came in last week And we had dinner with them last Thursday Craig, who does our art He does our art Every single week Yes And Craig has said that Oh, wait, let me go back to what Mark said By the way, Craig also did all of our artwork The pictures for Curry and the Keeper So I just want to give him props, you know Yes And he is for hire Yeah, true Let me go back to Mark real quick Because Mark said Yeah, when you guys first said You were moving to Fredericksburg He said I was like, why?

5:58 Like, what? What did he say? He thought we would Within two years we'd be living in Where did he say? Oh, Fort Lauderdale Fort Lauderdale I don't know where he got Fort Lauderdale I don't know about Fort Lauderdale Oh, shoot, I said his name, Mark Oh, well, that's okay That's okay And we said, my God God brought us here God planted that seed And look at how much our life has been so enriched Yes It's been so phenomenal But what I wanted to say about Craig Was that Craig, he had said That he had prayed for you for 10 years For a decade Oh, yeah Yes Yes Well, I like what he said He said I always knew that you would come to faith Because you're too smart And I like saying that to people He said that?

6:40 Yeah I didn't hear him say that Yeah, well, he said that to me Somewhere along the line Yes He said, I always knew He said, because you're intelligent You're too smart You would have figured it out You figured it out And God, of course, does He helps us figure it out What a journey And I'll add right on to that Happy anniversary Because by the time they hear this It'll be the third Oh, yes, tomorrow To our wonderful friends And spiritual family Dr. Ken and Sammy Who were here last night Yes Who, by the way We polished off one of those bottles I think Or no, this one Almost all of it Yes Just Dr. Ken and I Yes, yeah No, he didn't have too much Because he had to drive No, he had a glass and a half Yeah We had specifically We had gotten a word To invite them over Now, we've had dinner At their house So it was time anyway They're lovely Lovely people Because they've been married For 60 years As of the 30th And we had read I think we discussed That we discussed The devotional The couple devotional That we read Yes, we talked about How they said to seek counsel Yeah From an older couple Yes On why their marriage Has been so successful Yeah And the first people We thought of Was them, of course Was Dr. Ken and Sammy Yeah Yes Two Texas kids Fell in love When they were young And have been married Ever since And have wonderful family And extended family And they're always So affectionate And loving towards each other Oh I love it I love it Yeah And

8:12 they're just I mean, we see them Every Sunday in church And you can just tell They are They're You wouldn't be able To tell their age You just can't even Tell their age No If you said to me Eh, they're 65, 70 You know, I believe It doesn't even matter The fact that They've been married Married for 60 years I know And so we had A wonderful dinner And you made A fantastic roast It turned out fabulous It really turned out great And, you know And of course Sammy really wanted To meet Phoebe That was one of The main things Like, I'm We're coming to your house We're not going to a restaurant I want to meet Phoebe Yeah Phoebe's as big as Sammy Pretty much Yes, yeah And Phoebe, of course Was super adorable She was the perfect dog Yep She laid everyone's feet Under the table During the whole dinner And then we sat down In front of the fireplace And then we asked the question And, well, what was What was the Because What was the answer?

9:03 We told her about That we were doing I said we do This couple devotional Every day And this is the book That Randall bought us Or sent us And I said One of the One of the devotionals Talked about seeking Seeking counsel From another couple Who've been married For a long time On what makes What makes their marriage work What makes it successful And Sammy said Well, you're doing it You're doing it Because you're doing A devotional together You're putting God is in the center Of your marriage And then Dr. Ken Did add to it He said And, always important She's always right Yes I said, oh, there you go Then we have all bases covered Yes, yeah Except on the show No, it was lovely It was a lovely That was fantastic It really was Yeah So we might as well While we're congratulating people Yes Say happy birthday To my brother Pastor Jimmy Yes Who celebrates on the 30th And we'll be having dinner With him tomorrow night Tomorrow You don't have like A happy birthday jingle?

10:02 No? Oh, you're You're not Johnny At the rat hole Well, no You're not prepared Happy I don't know if I have anything I mean, happy birthday No, well, forget it now It's falling flat But yes Happy birthday There you go I do have something, but yes Yes, so Yes, and tomorrow We're going to celebrate with him But you know January 30th Very important date Because that was my mom's And dad's wedding anniversary, too Really? They would have been married 65 years Wow If my dad was still alive And Pastor Jimmy's birthday Dr. Ken and Sammy's anniversary Lots falling on January 30th I loved how Pastor Brian Had everybody pray for Jimmy Tonight Yes, that was great That was so cool Yeah We laid hands on him Everyone else was Extending their hands Yeah Yeah, we sit right next to him So we got to actually Lay our hands on him We're front row people Yeah, we've got, yes We're those people In the front row You know, so Pastor Jimmy and Annette Have the reserved seat covers I'm like, I think we need to have a couple, too It's almost like in a It's almost like The covers you see in first class In an airplane Where they have those covers Over the seat First class reserve Yes I'm like, we need We need our own Reserved for the Curry Yeah, good luck with that I'm kidding, of course I'm kidding So, yeah Oh, man It's It's been a It's been a fabulous week so far Let's

11:33 talk about your brisket Oh, my brisket Your brisket Yes Was that When was the brisket? That was last Friday Oh, you're right It was Friday We had Pastor Jimmy and Annette over And we're like, okay Adam's going to smoke a brisket He's never done this before First ever First brisket ever Never did it We're not sure what we're doing And you did do something wrong, though I did? Yes You did not cut it In the right direction I didn't realize that, actually Yes Yeah, we realized that later Because it was a square Kind of a square brisket The way I cut it You cut it against the grain, right? It looked like I was cutting it the right way Yeah But Damonette was so busy Stealing pieces that I was cutting You know that we're family When she's just like Right from the plate I love that I love it Because where was that picture?

12:18 Pastor Jimmy took it And I posted it in the newsletter Oh, yes You could see her hand Because someone said Who's that stealing the smoke ring? Really? Somebody said that? I think Baron Scott Oh, did he? No, no, that was Craig, actually Who's that stealing the smoke ring? I said, that's Damonette Yeah I love, though That she's so comfortable enough That she does that They're family I got distracted But, yes This was on my pit boss Yes The best birthday gift ever It's totally Excellent rub that you did It was nothing It was yellow mustard and salt and pepper And that was generous I was very generous And this was the brisket that came from Schneider Farms Yes Right here, right down the road Which we love extra That it's local, local, local Yes And the brisket was $13.75 Ten pounds Ten pounds Perfect Yes I mean, you go anywhere You're going to pay We ate off of it for three days It was so much With my teeth, I'm still enjoying it I went to have my teeth cleaned Yeah And Maverick He pulled out brisket?

13:19 No, Maverick came in He says, how's it going? I said, it's great, you know Except when I eat I basically have hamburger That I take with me all day It's fantastic They know They're laughing But anyway It was fantastic I just followed the directions, really But I did I was Because, you know, I had But didn't you set an alarm on your phone? I had an alarm on my phone For the timer I was walking out Checking the internal temperature Walk us through the process Okay, at 9 o'clock It all went in At 220 degrees I put the rub on You put the rub on I had the probe inserted The probe The probe all the way in One probe So after an hour and a half Do you have it on the top or the side? Right in the middle You got to put it Oh, right at the top or in the middle?

14:00 No, no You go from the side Oh, you go sideways As far away Yeah, you want in the middle of the side So you get the real internal temperature Oh, okay As neutral as possible Okay Because if it's too low It'll get, you know, skewed Don't you love having those probes You don't ever have to use A meat thermometer anymore, do you? Well Oh, with burgers you do The meat thermometer is usually Whenever something gets about 120 I pull the probes out And then I'm manual Okay Then I'm going Then you're manual I'm manual You're such a pro, babe I'm flashlight and thermometer I'm like, okay Let me see what's going on here You're such a pro How did you like that filet tonight? It was You have perfected grilling, yes So after an hour Because I had a show at 1230 Right So I knew that, you know It was supposed to be around three hours Depending on the size of the brisket So I've never done this At about an hour and a half It was up to about 80 degrees And it had to go to 160 Before I had to wrap it in the butcher paper So you took it Did you take the butcher paper outside?

14:57 Because I wasn't home Yeah, took the butcher paper outside And literally lifted up Because I had the gloves on Lifted up the brisket And wrapped it right there on top of the grill So there was no splatter or splash Did you research how you should wrap it? Yeah, well, they told me how to do it Who's they? The instructions people Oh, okay The website The Pit Boss website told me They told me Thank you, Pit Boss people I didn't even know That that's what you use butcher paper for But it had gone a little faster So by the time it was 160 It was, you know, a little under three hours Like, okay So then I turned it down to 210 Because it had to get up to 192 And I knew that it would take a couple hours But it would never get over 200 Within the 1230 to 2 o'clock time period That I had where I was doing the show with Dave on Friday Yes, podcasting, yeah So that actually turned out well Because when I walked out After the show around 2.30 It was at 1.88 Which gave me enough time to walk Phoebe For half an hour Came back in Then perfect We got an old towel And then wrapped up the brisket In the butcher paper In a towel Put it into the wonderful Yeti cooler bag That the oil baron gave me Yes, yes Gave us actually And so of course it keeps cool But in this case it keeps warm And so it rested for about two hours Until Pastor Jimmy and Annette came And it was good to go The only thing was the incorrect

16:27 cut Which was done with the sword That I gave Pastor Jimmy For his birthday last year Yes, yes Can you bring that sword over Which is this beautiful long It's a brisket knife It's a brisket knife, yeah So he came in All proud Like I got my knife I got my sword here And it was phenomenal It was good It was really good It was moist And I'm ready to do another one Yeah And we have three more in the freezer Three or two? I have three I have two more from Schneider And one from K&C Fantastic The one from K&C is 13 pounds Okay I really want to take one of them though And I want to cut it in half Because remember I made the barbecue brisket In the crock pot And that turned out Oh my gosh That was so good It was very good, yeah Yeah, yeah Okay But congratulations on your first brisket Thank you Yeah, yeah I'm quite chuffed You got the filet mignons down You got the burgers down You got the brisket down What's next?

17:18 I don't know A whole hog Oh Put a whole hog on that thing A whole hog A whole hog on that thing, yeah Yeah, so that was Friday That was great That was a fantastic experience I'm so pleased that it turned out so well But it's really the timing Yeah Of it all You just got to keep an eye on it Yeah So you can call me Pit Boss now Oh brother Pit Boss I'm Pit Boss Curry Pit Boss Pit Boss Curry That could be a good title Pit Boss Pit Boss So you know Yeah, oh here it comes Why do you say it like that? Because I've known you for quite a while When you say so you know It's like dot, dot, dot Dot, dot, dot Here it comes Yeah You know we're saving marriages One date at a time Yeah, I'm telling you Because you know how we talk about How we talk about going out on dates Yes And we'll talk about our date in a minute Yes But my friend Ashley up in Minnesota told me Her husband planned to listen She's listening I don't know if he listens to our show I know that she does She didn't have to drop any hints?

18:17 Her husband planned a date And he even got a babysitter Wow And they were going out How about that? Nice We're saving marriages Because I harassed you about not dating me Saving me I took you on a date I know but I'm saying I had to We had a little like Come to Jesus like a little bit And you'll remind me for another 10 years That's right You'll never live it down I'll never live it down That's right How was your date? Oh it was love Yes We went to Six Twists here in Fredericksburg Our local fan favorite Yes And we had a nice champagne And we had some fish eggs Caviar Yeah Is that their own house brand? I don't think so I mean it's just What a great place that is It is lovely And Melissa and Bobby and Andre and all these people If you ever come to Fredericksburg Stop in there and have a glass of champagne And they have very affordable glasses Yes Or by the bottle or whatever Yeah You can go crazy But it's really affordable Yeah so we had We had caviar and truffle fries And potato chips Truffle fries And potato chips Yeah with the little bellinis And the creme fraiche And we had the truffle fries It was good Yeah And then you ordered more You had the mushroom flatbread Because that was our dinner That's right We basically had appetizers, champagne It was good For dinner But it was nice We had a really nice night Yes we did We did That's right It was really That's right It was a nice Say no more It was That's right It was a nice day Hold on, hold on, hold on Boost, boost, boost Oh jeez No that was nice It was really

19:50 nice So Yeah Yeah Well that's the show everybody There you go So I wanted to talk about how We both finally got new slippers Thank you for that by the way Yes My slippers were about ready to walk out on their own So we always wear slippers in our house We have concrete floors So it's nice to have the But I mean ever since When I met you You were in those goofy toms Remember that? Well I had Oh I couldn't stand those Didn't I have UGG boots? You had UGG boots And then you had those goofy toms Those canvas shoes Remember when we went out on a date Yeah, yeah And you had Well I forgot my shoes But I had the toms And so I meet you at this bar And you're in this nice suit And I look down And you have your toms on And I'm like Okay That was a whole different person Anyway No It was a very different dude back then But you also had like the UGG boots That you would wear all the time too I love my UGG boots They were great So you got me UGG slippers Yes, I'm like We gotta change this up Like we cannot be wearing UGG boots Tucked in With his jeans tucked into them So My UGGs graduate My UGG slippers Eventually one pair graduates too This is what I wear outside To walk the dog Yes And then the other ones were inside And they were What?

21:07 Two years old at least I looked down at your outside ones And they were splitting at the toes And I'm like Oh I gotta order Because usually we get new slippers every year We've just For some reason we didn't get them I'm like I gotta get this guy new He's a disgrace to the subdivision And these are so Disgrace to the subdivision These are so nice The minute you put on new slippers Brand new slippers They feel so good I know So now I'm like Watching you like a hawk No Did you see that I went to the barbecue To do the fillets And I changed my shoes Did you see? Nice hawk watch Oh I got you trained I frightened you enough Because I'm like Did you walk outside Baby You frighten me With everything Okay So I walk in Because I You know It was a little tight schedule today With lunch And so I've gotta go I've gotta take a shower After I've done some stuff here In the studio And you're I'd already seen you You know You're schlepping the laundry Back and forth I'm like It's laundry day Just stay calm Stay low Stay low and slow Don't even look at her Be invisible Don't look Don't look at her Don't look at her And I walk in Just as you're opening My underwear drawer You have a stack And I say Oh I so appreciate that And you Throw them down Like I'm like Yes And I said Wow This is exactly why I'm so traumatized Because I can't even say Thank you You Did you notice That you did that I mean it wasn't Like a Like a toss You were in the way I was like You were standing In front of the drawer So

22:38 you opened it And I just tossed them I broke my own rule I was in the way Of the laundry Process I did all the laundry Today I folded it And put it away I saw you walking With the basket I'm like I know You put your head down Don't look at her Don't look at her Don't look I got it all done And definitely don't say Can I help Because that's the worst Because all I know is Well I'm already Carrying it But anyway So with your slippers We have a brand new rug In the bathroom Of which Every day A brand new rug Which Towels go on top Of the rug So Phoebe doesn't Dirty it up Phoebe destroys We can't have Any nice things Well it's only when She lies on the rugs That's the only thing She destroys So I have this Brand new rug And it's kind of It's light colors And so I have to lay Towels on it Because Phoebe goes in there And lays during the day And she will destroy it And it's brand new And I don't want her To destroy it And so It looks goofy We'll see how long It lasts Mark down this day Vineyard Nation We'll see how long The towels last Eventually But anyway I was questioning you Whether you're walking On the rug With your slippers That you walked outside with Yeah And I'm like I'm kind of weird about that now Like I No You don't say By the way We buy very cheap rugs For this very We do You know like 150 200 dollar rug Just for this very reason No that one was 100 dollars It wasn't even Exactly For this very reason Because you know Because the dog

24:09 ruins it That's just what she does Yes That's her Her vibe man She does Don't harsh her vibe She's a dirty Stinky dog You know what She needs to go for a wash She does She needs a She needs a spa treatment She does need a spa treatment Anyway so I'm sorry That I'm just so No Adamant about you Walking outside With your slippers And walking inside It's okay It's okay It's alright Just up lately You are the queen You are the queen Because of the new rugs I know I know I'll wait a month And then everything Will be back to normal Yeah yeah Just walk around Did you notice that I Oh you don't have your Jesus sweatshirt on Did you notice I stretched it out Yeah no I didn't notice The hoodie that you think I sabotaged I actually stretched it out Oh so it'll be ready For my appearance On the next show Yeah at the At the NRB When you can wear it For your keynote I got it all ready for you I gotta tell John Fuller John let's do matching Jesus hoodies Why don't you buy them Why don't you buy I get a very short picture Of John Fuller From Focus on the Family Wearing a Jesus hoodie On stage with me He's more He's more of a jacket guy Exactly As you should be too As I will be too Yes Yes Yes I will be too So what do you got On your list over there That's pretty much it Yep that's pretty much it Really I had to spend all my time Working on a God shot Because even though You're forgetting one of the Major things that you did I don't know what I've done This week The Willie's chess tournament You forgot Oh my goodness That's not even on your list I don't have a list You don't prep for this show You do not prep for this

25:39 show I don't I just follow your leads Because you're the boss Why do I have to put things Down that you do I normally I look at my Counter I'm going on strike Oh yeah I'm going on strike Okay there you go So much for the great Commission Everybody This is how I get Tina to get excited For the show We're bringing people To Jesus babe Don't you know that Oh well I guess so I did not say that So Monday morning Was the first annual Willie's chess competition At Java Ranch Now if you're new to Curry and the Keeper And you're new in Vineyard Nation This start How long have I been Playing chess with Willie About a year Probably yeah So I met him at church It's clear that he has Some physical issues And speech issues He told me his story And I'm like And so I invited him For coffee He drives himself Which is scary enough By itself And he then said Do you play chess And so we started Playing chess Almost every Tuesday It depends You know Things vary But it's usually A Tuesday And what was it Two weeks ago I saw Or he texted me He said So we have the first Annual Willie Chess competition At Java Ranch Which turns out The kids Who were the baristas There They set it all up Because he's been Playing all kinds Of people During the week At Java Ranch If you come to Fredericksburg Please go to Java Ranch Yeah the home Of lukewarm coffee It's great coffee By great young people I get a cappuccino So

27:12 it's always It's hot No Because they have The dispensers They have the huge Dispensers They do That sit out there All day They'll heat it up For you I know I had to ask them Because I'm like This is cold And they don't have Any gluten free snacks Just saying Go ahead No It's not a Starbucks Okay It's Java Ranch It's for cowboys And locals They have couches They have couches And tables And I get in there 10am There's 20 people All ages It's It's just And the kids Had I'll just call them Kids You know They're late teens Early 20s They had a whole Chess program Running For sign in So it It arranged Who was playing who There was You know Up to my age Maybe some people A little bit older And this young 15 year old girl Ava When her mom Brought her in She's so hard To find people To play chess with And so First I get assigned With Bill Who I had not met Bill had a wonderful Beautiful dog What's the dog's name What kind of dog It was a doodle thing Oh It was a shepherd doodle Oh And you said it was really cute Super cute It was a mini shepherd doodle Very cute dog But it didn't have curly hair It had kind of Flat Straight hair Yeah Cute dog Isabel Isadore Isabel Cute dog He had The most amazing chess pieces So he was the first guy you played He was the first guy I played We played for almost an hour It was a tense game And I won And then I turned It turned out I'm playing in the semifinals Against Tommy Watson From our church Was

28:44 it Tommy Watson Or Tommy Hayes No Because you talked to Tommy Hayes at church today Was that Tommy Hayes That was Tommy Hayes When we walked in tonight That's Tommy Hayes So you You think it was You thought it was Tommy Watson Do you know the two Do you know the difference I know the difference I got the names wrong I know Tommy Hayes was the one That was there And Tommy Hayes does Maintenance at the church No Tommy I don't know who does what Tommy Hayes is the one You talked to When we walked up And Gil was there Tommy Hayes Yes Okay Tommy Watson is the gray haired guy Yeah Different guy Yes This is Tommy Hayes Tommy Hayes Thank you Tommy Hayes The guy who I talked to It's a Tommy I knew it Hey Tommy How you doing Tommy Tommy slaughters me Within like six minutes You know what He's prophetic He has the Holy Spirit Like Man Well the Holy Spirit Was smiling on him Six minutes I made like one move Like my second move Was just catastrophic And I lost my queen Within Within minutes I'm like Oh man This is horrible He He wound up winning The whole tournament And he Oh he won the whole tournament He won the whole tournament Yes Oh And the 15 year old girl He played her in the final She came in second So how did Willie do?

29:58 Willie got Cut out In early But it didn't matter It You know The whole thing was just For fun You could have been there For hours Could have been Yeah You could have been there For hours Well I I kind of counted on being there A little longer I didn't realize he won the whole thing He won the whole thing How did they So how did they publicize this? Was it just If you go into Java Ranch It was a sign up sheet At Java Ranch Oh And Willie was texting people And Yeah Oh yeah And everyone showed up on time It was fantastic It was It was just It was really a lot of fun That's fun It was great That's good And of course it wasn't really about You know winning the whole, there were little trophies, you know, that, um, who brought the trophies?

30:41 I think Dave brought the trophies. See, we told, told Dr. Ken that it was Tommy Watson, cause that's who you thought it was. And he was like, really? He plays chess? Hey, Tommy Hayes or Tommy Watson, I didn't expect it from either of those guys. Like what? Wow. Wow. And it was just, it was small town America at its best because it was organized by the young people who just love Willie and love all the people who come in and play with him and hang out. So how did they, how did they pair you up to the computer program? Oh, it's random and just assigned at random, you know, so even though this was Willie's first annual chat, he got, he got bumped early.

31:23 He'll never live it down. I can't wait to see him next Tuesday. Hey, Willie, he thought it was funny. He, I mean, he was beaming. He was just beaming throughout the whole thing. That's so cool. It was good. I can't wait for the, for next year. Somebody should have called the local, um, Fredericksburg Gazette, radio flyer post. They should have actually. I didn't think about that. That's really cool. It was, it was really, really good. Now I'll take a look and see what else I had on my, I do have a list. Well, you went to, you went, well, while you were getting your teeth, teeth done, I was at Annette's house yesterday afternoon and I helped organize a portion of her closet. And as I was doing that, I realized like, I really like doing this.

32:06 I like organizing. How many times have I told you that this is, this is your calling. You need to be cleaning up people's closets. I'm too old. You should do their laundry too. I don't do anybody. I don't want one. Do you know one? Well, you do very, laundry really well. Your laundry is soft and fluffy and it's great. I mean, even the shrunken, I'll even take my shrunken hoodies. Okay. Not really. No. But you said you, you, you stretched my Jesus hoodie out? I did. I stretched it out. Cause I felt bad cause you thought I sabotaged it even though I really didn't. Not on purpose. I didn't. And now I don't put anything in the dryer. So now you have crunchy clothes. You're welcome. Crunchy clothes.

32:46 Crunchy clothes. There you go. There's another one for you. I'll write crunchy clothes. Everything is line dried except your underwear and your t-shirts and your socks. Crunchy clothes. Anyway. So there is a little issue with the top, top left bridge of my mouth. We're hoping that it'll. That has been an ongoing problem, which is weird. Yeah. I think you should get a little money back. He hasn't charged me anything. It's a confluence of issues, but hopefully it'll be okay within three months. We'll see. Yeah. But it's been kind of a slow week. I mean, I, did you read the newsletter? No, I did not. I apologize for that. Yep. Okay. Well, now it's because I don't care.

33:28 Because you're too busy. Let me take a look now. You're too busy. No. Well, I didn't even save it to. You didn't save it? I didn't save it to. Let me see. Did I, I didn't see it come in for some reason. I mean, I only get 8,000 emails. Okay, here we go. Saving marriages. Right. That's the one. Let me see the picture. It's a stupid picture of me. Oh no, it's a good picture of me. Oh brother. That's the one. Okay. That's how I knew that Craig had responded. That's a pretty good picture of me. I just, the gloves need to be black instead of white when I'm cutting the brisket. I know Jimmy said that too. He's like, you need black gloves, dude. Looks like you're ready to do surgery. Well, I was doing surgery. And that is Annette's hand in the picture.

34:09 Stealing the. And so it says, Adam slicing his brisket in yet another new hoodie. Because that's a new hoodie. That is. That is. That's the Projects of Love. Projectsoflove.com. Yep. And literally when I get that thing, I'm like, another hoodie. I just. But thank you. You've redistributed my hoodies into different areas now. Well, they were taking over the closet or your little side. Wow. Your little side. What's taking over the closet? My hoodies are on my side that are completely scrunched together. How many do you have? Living in poverty in like a tiny home as compared to the three sides you have. I have one short side, mind you, the short side of the closet.

34:49 My stuff is scrunched together like this. My shirts are. Hey, how you doing? Yeah, it's pretty exciting here, isn't it? You've been here a while. You haven't been. You know what? You're all wrinkled. No. It's like on the ski pants. They have like five years of dust on them. Oh, please. Are you ever going to wear those ski pants? When I go skiing. When are you going to go skiing? When the snowpocalypse comes. Snow what? Snowpocalypse. When the snowpocalypse comes, which it still might. Remember, we're going to global cooling. Where are you going skiing? Yeah, it's not for skiing. It's for making snow angels.

35:31 So seriously, Adam's got these pair of ski pants in his closet, which I've known him for 10 years now. I have never seen him in them. I've never seen you in a pair of sneakers either, ever. Yes, I wore my sneakers one time and you laughed at me. By the way, yeah, this is what I wanted to talk about. Tina's talking about exercise and all this stuff. And we were watching a Seinfeld where they did a race, a sprint race, like a hundred-yard dash. And Tina's like, and I say, you know, I sprint a little bit. No, you don't. I said, you want to have a race? You want to sprint? I got some kicks in the closet.

36:11 And you fell on the floor laughing because I have worn them. And the minute I put them on, under jeans, you said, don't wear that ever again. I don't ever remember seeing them. This is a couple of years back. The only red, I saw you in red sneakers that you bought for the red shoe luncheon. I wore my sneakers under blue jeans. And you laughed at me and said, don't ever wear those again. I don't remember that. Are you sure you got the right girl? Yes, and I think Elise was there too. And she was laughing too. She was like, what are you wearing? Anyway, I got kicks. And we said, we'll race from the cul -de-sac sprint to the mailbox. I said, I could beat you. And I'm saying you cannot beat me.

36:52 I can beat you. You have no chance of beating me. You have no idea how competitive I am. You have no idea how lightning, I'm like a grease lightning. You don't even drive fast and you walk even slower. How are you going to beat me in a running race? Have you seen the size of my legs? That's why I don't understand why you walk so slow. Because I intend to live to 98. I'm conserving my energy. It's fine. The race is on. We're doing it. And I am taking my phone and I'm putting it on my tripod. And we're going to race. Your tripod? On your tripod? Uh-huh. Your tripod. It's an iPad on steroids.

37:33 It's a tripod. My tripod. And I am filming us and I will beat you. Good luck, sister. You have no idea who you're talking to. That's the guy that never works out. I have all this energy and it will be ready when I need it. You have no idea. I was a high jumper. Bring it on, baby. You are not. Not pole jumping. I was a very good high jumper. When? In seventh grade. I've never heard this story. Because you never asked about my athletic skills. Because you just assumed. You did fencing. You did fencing. Do you know how A, intense, B, competitive fencing is?

38:18 En garde, monsieur. En garde. Anyway, the race is on. Would you say ballet is tough? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fencing is ballet. Exactly. She's upset. She's like, yep, dad can win. She's like, mom. What? Yeah. She's like, mommy and daddy are having harsh words. I don't like it. What's the matter, Phoebe? It's okay. No. She's like, settle down. This is my bedroom. She's like, mom's going to win. Okay, mom's going to win. Anyway. I hope you do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, hope you win. And I'm going to have it on film. I'm going to post it.

38:58 So I'm going to get my cruddy ass. Oh! My cruddy, excuse me. Sorry. Lord, forgive me. My cruddy kicks, and I'm going to- Who calls them kicks anymore? That's how old they are. They're probably going to fall apart when you put them on. I will have so much speed that the soles will fly off by the finish line. And you'll be like, wow, I can't believe I lost to him. You do not know how competitive I am. No, I know how competitive you are, but hey, you don't know how much I got in me. Yeah, okay. I can't wait to see that. This is what, okay. Yeah, I'm afraid you're going to injure yourself. Please. I think we need- Yes, you can put your phone on the tripod, whatever you call it.

39:40 But I think we need a judge. No! I think we need someone at the finish line. Whoever reaches the mailbox first. We don't need anybody watching us. You need to tell the neighbor, though, to clean the poop out of the street, though. Our neighbor, we have this goofy neighbor next door. She's got the little rat dog. What's that dog's name? Fifi. Fifi. And she lets that dog poop everywhere. Did you talk to her yet? No, she hasn't been home. All right. No. Put it on her doorstep. That's what I'm going to end up doing. You are a fine neighbor. I will find a more tactical way to say, hey, could you just take the poop out of the street? Rude. Anyway. I mean, I pick up Fifi's monstrous piles. I know, I know.

40:20 I've gotten quite good at it. I know. And you've got a flashlight in your hand and a leash in the other hand. I'm good at it, man. I'm telling you, I'm good at it. All right. Shall we thank a few people? No. We've got to do the... Oh, the God show. Yes. Oh, yes. I figured I'd, you know, throw you a bone. You haven't done it for a while. Oh, wow. I really... I know that you would like to. So this is not really about me, but kind of about me. Okay. I've been reading my Founder's Bible, which if you've ever seen, you need to get a Founder's Bible. It is one of the most amazing Bibles. Because it's interspersed with our Founding Fathers, you know, the early presidents, but really all the way up through modern day almost.

41:10 I mean, probably up until Reagan, I guess. I'm not sure when the last version of it was made. And you really see that our whole country was founded on the Bible. The forefathers were driven literally to commission, to bring the gospel to the new world. Our Constitution, our Federalist Papers, everything is... And what all these guys wrote about, and I'm talking all the guys, all the guys with the beards and the hair and the whole thing, all Bible stuff. And it's just, it's mind-blowing when you realize, I wasn't taught any of this.

41:54 I know. Isn't that crazy? We're not taught that. We were not taught that in school. Well, and this happened because in 1947, they had Emerson County versus the school board, and they reinterpreted the First Amendment, which starts with the government shall make no law against the freedom to establish religion and to exercise it however you want to. Freedom of speech comes after that, actually. So that was... And this is all in the Founders Bible. That was later contorted right after the Second World War to mean, well, you can't have the Bible in government. It was always meant for the government can't interfere with religion or with your faith, really about what men or women have in their heads, what you're thinking about.

42:41 And that's been turned around and said, well, you can't pray in school. It's a travesty how this was turned around. So I was reading about John Adams, John Quincy Adams, and he was very disturbed about, and this is early on before we had the Bill of Rights, which the amendments, which includes freedom of speech. And there was this kind of quarrel, I shall say, between the Federalists and the Anti -Federalists, which you could almost see as Democrats and Republicans of the day. So the Federalists really wanted much more government control, and the Anti-Federalists said, no, we have to have states' rights and individual rights, which became our Bill of Rights, the unalienable rights that you get from God, our Creator.

43:28 And that turned into the First Amendments. And he was very disturbed by this ongoing... It was years of disagreement. And it reminded me of what I'm seeing whenever I look at social media. That's all I see is, you know, yelling. And it's the same right now with the confirmation hearings. It's left versus right, red versus blue, up versus down, black versus white. And it's disturbing to see because we really kind of all want the same thing in America. And so we're stomping on each other. And you get really worried about evil and, like, what kind of evil is on the other side?

44:10 And he wrote in his papers, he said, you know, I was reading... John Adams. John Adams, yes. I was reading, and there was a big argument between Jefferson and... I forget who the other guy was, but they were both on Jefferson and Madison. So Madison was a Federalist, if I think I have it right. And Jefferson was an Anti-Federalist. And they had been friends until this, and then they became huge enemies. And it was just like, this is exactly what our country has gone through before. And he was so worried about the evil that was portraying itself. And he said, but I was so... He wrote in his diary, I was so...

44:53 I became very peaceful after reading Psalm 34. And one through four. And then actually verse 34. And it was actually kind of... This now pertains to me. Like, I read this like, oh, I really don't have to be so worried about what I'm seeing and how crazy some people can be. Because Psalm 34, verse one to four says, Don't worry about the wicked or envy those who do wrong. Like spring flowers, they soon wither. Trust in the Lord and do good. Then you will live safely in the land and prosper. Take delight in the Lord and he will give you your heart's desires. And the Psalm ends at 34, which he also referenced in his diary.

45:37 Put your hope in the Lord. Travel steady along his path. He will honor you by giving you the land. You will see the wicked destroyed. And so that really tells me, you don't need to go stomping around and be worried about what some idiot is saying on social media or on the news or whatever. What some senator is pontificating to get a soundbite. You will see the wicked destroyed. You don't have to worry about it. Right, because God is watching all of it. God is watching all of it. He will take care of it. That's why I always say the ultimate judge is him. Yes. And it just felt so good. And to know that 200, almost 250 years ago, there was a guy, John Quincy Adams, one of our founders, who had these same feelings about our country and about what people were doing.

46:32 And he got great solace from this. And reading that, reading his own words about how he read that Psalm, and it just put him at peace and at ease, that made me feel really good this morning. Oh, yeah. So that is where my God shot comes from. The Founder's Bible. Maybe I should start reading from that too. I know you really enjoy that. You bought one as a gift for somebody. Yes, I did. And this Founder's Bible was a gift for me on my baptism. Yes. And so it's really about a quarter of that big book is the Bible, Old and New Testament. All the rest is all this other stuff. It's the history. It's the history of our country.

47:13 That's really cool. Pastor Jimmy's reading it too, right? Oh, yeah. And I've read it before. It's something you come back to. You switch Bibles all the time. I love doing that. So now I'm just kind of needle dropping or I'll read a devotional, then I'll go and take a look at that scripture in the Founder's Bible. And lo and behold, there will be a whole story about one of our early presidents or forefathers who wrote something about it or related to it. That's really cool, babe. They used to pray in the Capitol building. Really? The Great Hall in the Capitol was a church. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now how far we've come. No kidding. Time for a great awakening, a third great awakening. Yes. It's about time.

47:54 Yeah. We learned that today. Yes, we did. The great awakening changes culture. Yes. Yeah. Yep. Very good, babe. Good job. Oh, thank you. A plus. You approve? Oh, A plus. I feel so good. Now it's time to hear from the Coke Suckers. Easy on the microphone. That's right. We got to hear from those Coke Suckers now. Your head hurts? Now it's time to hear from the Coke Suckers. What happened, babe? Did your head hurt? I got like a headache in the back of my ear all of a sudden. The back of your ear? Was that when I hit the jingle? Maybe. Just pierced? You okay?

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49:15 And of course, we want to thank people who supported us. And right off the top, with 100,000 Satoshis, there's Craig. Oh, my gosh. And Craig says he sends 100,000 sats. You gift us with your talent every week. He says, the hoodie movement continues. Oh, that's right. You got to tell that story. Well, yes. So we went to Backwoods Barbecue to meet up with Craig and Calvin and Pastor Jimmy and Annette. I had bet Tina five bucks because I wore a shirt. Did I wear a shirt? I didn't wear a hoodie. You did not wear a hoodie, yes. And I said, I'll bet you five bucks that Damonette is going to say, oh, he's not wearing a hoodie.

49:57 And within two minutes, it was Craig who said, you're not wearing a hoodie. So bets are off. Anyway, he says, I'm officially calling them the Hill Country sports coat. Oh. Thank you. Tina, he says, it's time to embrace the trend. Oh, please, Craig. Merch, anyone? Yeah. It was so great seeing everyone last week. Calvin was especially excited. He really wanted to make sure Pastor Jimmy got to see the guitarist he built at school. He made some beautiful guitars. His acoustic guitar was, I mean, a piece of art. Wow. And he had two electric guitars. I'm excited to see what God's going to do with him. I really am. God's got plans for that young man.

50:38 Craig, that is so kind. Thank you. We always love seeing you. He goes on to say he put a lot of work into them and is pretty proud, rightfully so. And of course, we now have WeinbergGuitars.com, WeinbergGuitars, W-E-I-N-B-E-R -G-G-U-I-T-A-R-S .com, and WGuitars.com, which may be even easier. Stay tuned, he says. Always a great time with The Curry and the Keeper and living up in a down world. Cruz, KTLD and KYBO, you betcha. KTLD and KYBO. Thank you, Craig. That's very kind. You did not have to do that. Oh, I can't pull it up.

51:19 Weinberg, W-E-I-N. Yeah, or just WGuitars.com. W. WGuitars.com. That's better. Does it have it there? What do you see? Let me see. Is the website up? I'm getting, this site can't be reached. Well, you don't know what you're doing. Let me take a look. Oh, WGuitars. WGuitars.com. Oh, nice. It's a picture of Calvin and one of his guitars. Wow. Let me see. You got it going? Oh, yeah. Nice. It's one page. Oh, look at him, handsome devil. Was that one of the guitars that he brought? Yeah, that was, it's like an eight-string guitar.

52:02 Beautiful. Wow. Yeah. Gorgeous. Good picture, too. Gorgeous. Very cool. Nice. WGuitars.com. Well, there you go. You can get your custom handmade guitar. Coming with $100 through PayPal, Michael Anastasio, OG Salmonier. And he says, young couple, I just got back from Vegas, wanted to share some of my winnings with my favorite couple. Hashtag free the hoodies. Oh, Jesus. Thank you. See, people are on my side. Free the hoodies. And here we go. My brother, Pastor Jimmy. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Thank you. Thank you, Michael. That is very, very kind. Thank you for hashtag free the hoodies.

52:43 But come on, man. Hashtag free the hoodies, everybody. There's Pastor Jimmy. Coming in with 77,777 Satoshis. And he says, ha ha, hoodies for all occasions. Oh, gosh. You are on the losing side of this. And Damonette didn't even realize you dressed up to go for barbecue. Another great podcast from our besties, KTLD and KYBO. Yes. And, of course, let me just hit the jingle. They've been doing some good episodes as well. Living up in a down world, livingupinedownworld.com.

53:23 Please check out their podcast. Damonette has been taking over the show. Good. Just taking over the show. Then we have John Taylor. Has John Taylor, I don't know. I don't recognize that. I don't recognize. We'll decant him. You can decant him. Just in case. $50 from John Taylor. And he says, for steaks and wine. Oh. Thank you. Thank you. We will spend it on exactly that. Yes. 20,000 Satoshis. He's back. Sarzo. Remember Sarzo boosted us last week. Yes. He says, I laughed even more after this episode, Tina. I'm emptying out my account balance. Thank you, brother. Yeah, Adam was on fire. Whoa. Hashtag free the hoodie.

54:04 Hashtag free. Just saying. Free the hoodie. Hey, there's a mini striper boost coming in. 77. 77 from Sir Brian with an I. He says, did anyone else witness the rare sighting on Sunday? There were news cameras everywhere. Was it Bigfoot? No. Was it Haley's Comet? No. It was actually just Adam being nice to me on no agenda. And who says money can't buy you love? January 26th is now a federal holiday. No banks, no school in the evening, y 'all. Oh, he's cross. He's crossing shows here. Yeah. He made a donation. Yes. Of course. But I'm always nice to him. I'm always nice. Was ich nett.

54:45 Das lieb sich. Is what you heard is what you love. That's German. Of course, the Germans would come up with that. Thank you, brother. Thank you, Sir. Brian with an I. 5035. 5035. Comic strip blogger. Oh, CSB. How do you love birds? Tina and Adam. This week, I would like to recommend to you and your audience a movie. Oh, a movie titled Real Pain. Oh, it's available. Sounds like a like a winner. Little diddy. It's it's available on digital platforms for purchase and also for streaming on Hulu for two weeks. It's nominated for two Oscars and it will win if I donate one hundred and fifteen dollars per Oscar to celebrate. And if I know if it will win.

55:27 Oh, it's not. Sorry. It's nominated for two Oscars. And if it wins, I'll donate one hundred and fifteen dollars per Oscar that they win to celebrate. Oh, OK. No, we're all in the vote. Members of the Academy can vote. By the way. Yes, we've been watching Landman. Yes. Which I think we just love that show. We do. The cussing and the sexual stuff is a little over the top. Well, it's a little over the top. Cussing is. Oh, my gosh. Billy Bob Thornton. He's dropping the F-bomb every other word. But that's what you do in the in the patch. Yeah. And then his crazy, crazy ex-wife and the daughter.

56:07 It's a little much. But the story about what's happening out in the patch. Yeah. I feel like I understand our oil barons business. But he's like, that's not right. Not exactly right. Yes. It's a good show. It is a good show. It is a good show. We do enjoy it. Yes. Five dollars from Timothy Emery. Thank you very much, Timothy. Five dollars from Randall Black. Thank you, Randall. Of course, we still appreciate your couple's devotion. We think about you every day when we open that book. We do. Rove Ducks 2222 from David Larson. He says, holy smoke and voodoo seasonings are the best. Yes. Curious if you used one and how your brisket turned out. Well, we did not. We did not use that. Do you have that? I don't know where to get that.

56:47 I'm sure you can get it online. Yeah. Well, I'll look for that. We have three more. OK. And of course, we told we explained how it all went down. Yes. Thank you for that. There's Randy Black again with 1321. And he says, attention members of Vineyard Nation. Be sure that you support the value for value music shows in the value verse. Oh, here's a list. Sats and sounds. So you can get these all on Fountain, LNBeats.com. Sats and sounds, upbeats, lightning thrashes, it's a mood, phantom power music hour, mutton and meat and music, mutton meat and music, flognar, keep the music playing, homegrown hits, before the schemes and M2H2 are all active and providing you with great value for value tracks each and every week.

57:32 KTLD, KYBO and GoPodcast. KTLD. Thank you, Randy. KYBO. Yes, thank you, Randy. Yeah, they are really good. And of course, a lot of those shows feature some of the artists who were even at the Booster Grand Ball live. It's fabulous. And thank you all so much for supporting us. We love that. Nice list. So we got executive producers, associate executive producers. Did you prepare one? Yes, of course. You know what it's time for? Here it comes. The question of the week. Let's see how bad I can screw this one up. You won't.

58:12 No, I won't. It's the question of the week. Tina knows the question, so it's all new to me. But she has her answer prepared. You have a very devilish look on your face. No, no, no. This is an easy question. I thought this would be interesting because I don't know this. About me? Yeah. So what was your bedroom like as a child? So as a young child, I had. OK, this will not surprise you. I had this. I don't know why, but from time to time, I would put string up all. Now, this is when I was six or seven. And I would I would have a ball of string and it would go around the bed and across the bed and it would be like a huge string, like a spider, like a spider web inside my bedroom.

58:56 And my mom would just sit there and laugh. And after about a week, she would make me take it down. I had to drink this when I was very young. Why? I can't remember. I love doing it. Then later, I had my own phone. Oh, you did. Which are you calling? Well, I use it for a computer modem. I had my own TV. Which was black. Spoiled. I know I bought this myself and I restored them. I like, you know, fix the tubes. And I pulled the. It wasn't a remote, just a black and white TV. And I pulled the control panel out so I had a remote control that I could operate from my bed.

59:36 I also electrocuted myself pretty badly with that one. There's a lot of voltage going through that thing. So I had it was a mess. And my mom would say, you do whatever you want. Keep your door closed. There would be a pile. Just a layer, a layer of stuff on the floor. You would just walk on it? I knew how to get a path. There would be transmitters, radios, records, record players. I could totally see it. Just like our garage. Books, book bags. Like our garage. But there's some boxes now. Yeah. So not at all like the garage. It would have been the garage without boxes and everything strewn out across the floor. Wires everywhere.

1:00:18 Wires going out the window to antennas on the roof. Yeah. That was my bedroom. All right. I did have my own bedroom and I'm pretty sure you're going to tell me you didn't. No. Well, you know, we were in this little three bedroom house. With five daughters. The smallest bedroom was probably the size of our closet. So it was really small. So I remember the big bedroom. Gosh, I think we had, my mom bought those like white, princess beds for us. I remember that. We had the white princess bedroom furniture. That's kind of cute. And I think we had a trendle bed too. Like a little thing above your bed, the princess bed? No, no canopy. Oh, canopy.

1:00:58 And we had a trendle bed because there was. What's a trendle bed? It's the mattress that goes underneath the bed. So we had to pull it out. Because we were all in this room. Yeah. But I remember in that room, I remember having posters of Donny Osmond and Tony DeFranco. Tony DeFranco? Remember Tony from the DeFrancos? The Tony DeFrancos? Yes. And I had them on the wall. Who was Tony DeFranco? And I remember singing Puppy Love. And they called it Puppy Love. And I was like, I was so in love with Donny Osmond. So in love with him. Tony DeFranco, he has a Twitter. Oh, he does? No, Tony don't look like a young Tony no more.

1:01:41 Let me tell you that. Well, he's probably my age. So he's probably super old. He was cute. He was kind of like a Donny Osmond too, wasn't he? Yes, of the DeFrancos, yes. Well, who were the DeFrancos? It was just another like, yes. Oh, they were from Canada. Oh, were they from Canada? Yeah, he kind of looked like Donny Osmond. What was their song, man? What was their hit? I don't remember. But I used to get Tiger Beat magazine. I was in Tiger Beat at one point. Yeah, but I was, I mean, I was in my 20s by the time. No, you were beyond Tiger Beat age, I understand. Wait, I was into cosmopolitan by then. I was in Tiger Beat like hottie of the week. Hottie.

1:02:21 Hunk of the month. Hunk of the month. Once. Hunk of the month. I wasn't on the cover. I had an insert on the cover. But it said hunk of the month. It was hottie of the week or hunk of the month or something. Adam Curry from MTV. He's so dreamy. But once I moved out, once I got older and I was in high school, I got to move to the small room. And so I had my, I had my own bedroom in that small room. And I just, you know, I was very organized, very organized. I had a baker's rack in there that had all sorts of stuff. I had my hope chest, my hopeless chest. Why does that not surprise me that you were organized?

1:03:01 Yeah. Yeah. But I had to share a room for a long time. And then I was out of there as soon as I turned 18. And I'm like, see ya. Yeah. I'm out. And went to share it with your boyfriend. Yes. I lived in sin. Yes. I need to repent for that one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I love that I have absolutely nothing to say about our bedroom right now. I just love that I'm allowed to be there. Yes. Nothing in there is my idea. As long as you sleep straight. Oh my goodness. No more on a diagonal. She's like, I'm not aligned properly. Could you please move your legs over? Yeah. You're pushing me crooked here. I have to have my lines straight when I'm sleeping. Listen, I could be much worse.

1:03:41 Yeah, you're right. And with that, Mrs. Curry, I love you. I look forward to our next show. I love you too, my love. See you next week, everybody.