113: "Laundry Drama"

0:00 She can keep them in line Everything's fine You got all that you need Curry and the Keeper Yeah, Curry and the Keeper Curry and the Keeper November 13, 2024 Episode 113 Curry and the Keeper 113 episodes And hello, my queen Truly my daydream Do you plan those ahead? No, it's all on the fly, babe Wow, you're that good I'm the lyrical master Yes, I love you, hello Hey, I love you too Nice to see you Give me a big cheers, baby I pulled out all the stops What are you doing?

0:43 Oh, that's right You remembered, very good Very good What are we drinking here? We are drinking from the Costco $38 crate $32 $32 And this one was from Sir Brian I bought another one No, I bought another one Yes We are drinking now Hopefully this is the one that we had the night we didn't have the show Which is the Chateau L'Atas Which is Cadillac Côte de Bordeaux It's a Caddy, babe Okay, let me taste it It's a Caddy It has 91 points of something Taste this I've had it there opening for a while I think that's it Please, now taste that I think that's it Swirl it around your mouth And Dame Christina Pearl asked me She said, which wine was it that you liked?

1:30 And I said, I don't know Adam opens them, I drink them She goes, you're really helpful I go, it was red I go, it was red There's only four in the crate I mean, you cannot beat this I mean, let's be honest about it When it comes to And this is a John C. Dvorak tip at Costco And it's not a Kirkland wine It's a different wine Yeah, yeah So this is a Prestige 2022 The Chateau L'Atas Grand Vin de Bordeaux What is this, little 91 points What is this, suckling points? What is this nonsense? Hold on a second I know they What is this? Let me see, I got it I think at one time You thought it was calories Yeah, right And it wasn't It's only 91 calories, babe Yeah, it's a rating James Suckling Yeah, jamessuckling.com Okay, 91 points It's good Yeah Isn't this nice?

2:13 Not bad Four bottles for $30 That's ridiculous That's the kind of stuff We should be promoting on this show $7 a bottle Instead of those, you know, Naomi, which is You can't even get Andres for that, can you? Andres? Andres Oh, Andres Champagne Andres Champagne I used to drink that in college Or in high school Mmm This is good It's especially good because We just had a great night Great day We're always a little bit later in the During these Yes These windy fall and winter months I have a question for you Oh, we're starting early Yes Did you read the newsletter? I did And I was going to ask you Why am I ready to scream?

2:58 Because it's been yet another busy week I think I have a problem, she said What exactly Nice image of the running on empty I know what that's about But why am I ready to scream? I never scream I'm never screaming I didn't mean it literally I just meant like You're always like Can we just plan that for next year? Can we just next year? Oh, no, for sure For sure And I'm thinking, no Pump the brakes We can't Calendar girl You're my calendar girl Pump it I know, we're We're booked Because you You're like, oh And I heard you on the phone With your daughter And you're like We don't have anything this Saturday I'm like, Lord Jesus Please keep it open Please just keep this Saturday for us Just me and my wife Maybe I could take you out on a date Oh On Saturday Date night Since I just heard we're free But yeah, I don't know There were five people lining up at church Like, we got to go Oh, we got to You know We still owe Pastor Brian And no mercy I know, I know I'm just telling you I'm just telling you I know, I know You've packed it full With all kinds of people now Yes I will say Yes We have had one We had the Steffans over Which was Rob and Tiffany Which was fantastic Yes, we did They came from They live in Austin They And actually And I don't know If we've shared this story But I met Tiffany When I worked at J.Crew True, right, right And I was helping her And I remember She bought a couple Cashmere sweaters But we She mentioned That they had just moved From New York And I said Oh, what about that Governor Cuomo And then That was kind of The connection

4:28 Is that what you had You had a love connection Right there Yes, connection is protection That's when So then we realized We were like-minded And we exchanged Because they've been in Brooklyn For many years Oh, yeah And they saw Brooklyn Change around them They were like, no We've got to leave This was during COVID COVID made it Yeah And then they just decided To leave Brooklyn And they moved To Austin Yeah, yeah And that's how I met her And I We exchanged information And she was starting A new venture And I was going to Help her with that And anyway That didn't really Come to fruition And we've been friends Ever since And you met her husband Rob Yeah, Rob and Tiffany Are people that You know, you can Send a text message Once in a while Back and forth And then We see each other Maybe once every Couple of months And we pick it right They're so easy I know They're so easy They're lovely They're absolutely They came over We went straight To the restaurant We hung out We had a good time We sat on the couch And chatted for a bit No, no, no We went Oh, we went to Six Twist You're right We had dinner At an Italian restaurant Here And then we went over To Six Twist And drank a bottle Of champagne Which was great Rob is a Champagne is his thing He likes collecting champagne Oh, okay So he knows He's a real champagne guy Oh, good He's like We need a grower champagne I said Rob, you're paying So you get whatever you want We need a grower champagne So that was a good call Then to Take them to Six Twist Yes Don't you remember He had that whole Wine fridge And he has all these Different types of champagnes Oh, I don't pay any attention

5:59 It's been a while Since we looked At his champagne fridge Yeah, yeah So he was checking out And we get in the car And we're driving We're almost home And he goes I left my phone He left his phone It was actually A little different Okay, go ahead He and Tiffany Were in the back And he says No, I'll just I'll just go back And get it What's going on? Rob thinks he left His phone No, no, I'll just Drive back later And get it No, we're turning around Oh, yeah This is Fredericksburg We're five minutes We're everywhere Yes, yeah And I guess Melissa had already Texted you Yeah, your friend Left your phone And then he was like What was his comment About his phone? No, no, no How could you live Without your phone? Is that what he said? No, no Because he was looking At my phone I have the Cat S22 flip phone Yeah, your newfangled Flip phone And he's looking At that He says So what can you do?

6:48 I said, well Text message basically How can you live Without a phone? How can you live Without a real phone? When Tiffany saw it She goes What is that? I said, this is just a way For me to make myself Feel better than you Yeah, with your One by one inch screen And you show Annette today Like you're texting Because her letters Are so big She has like The big She's got the big font She's like 70 year old font I'm like, nice font Annette That's looking pretty good And you show yours And you're like We need a magnifying glass Well, I'm the only guy That's nearsighted I think All of you are Are farsighted I think All you do I can read with my contacts But if I don't No, but I mean Without your glasses Yes, I'm farsighted I'm nearsighted So I don't need my glasses For inside the house at all Yes Which of course is why I mislay them all the time I don't know where they are You're always losing Your glasses Where did I put my glasses?

7:46 I love that time I think we talked about this too Where you had the chain Putting them on a chain Yeah, yeah And then all All the food crumbs It was quite disgusting Yeah Well, at least the crumbs Were being caught In my glasses And not on my hoodies But the thing is Why are crumbs falling From what you're eating? That was Yeah, anyway But you were constantly Cleaning them Because they collected A lot of food particles You had You saved it For an extra meal though I am so happy You have an audience of one Oh, I crack myself up Yes, you do Anyway, it was really fun To have them here Yeah And then we just sat And we just I would say The best time with them Is the mornings They like They're like They're early birds They're pretty early And then, you know We'll have breakfast And I think most of our Chatting with them Is the morning After they've Stayed overnight Yeah And, you know And they leave appropriately Okay, we're going to leave Yeah, perfect On time I was about to kick you out It was great Yeah, well Yes, and it was It was lovely You know, I had a breakfast Like an array of breakfast items As always, yes Making coffee You had your breakfast items Helping people out Yes, you're perfect Making sure they're nourished And then we had to go To Bill Lovelace's Memorial service And we had to So they left We hopped in the shower Got in the car And then Yes We went to Bill Lovelace's And we're driving You're like This is hence The title of the newsletter And the image Oh So you go Oh yeah No You go No No No I said nothing Yes No Until you looked at

9:17 The gasometer No, you said That is not correct Mr. Curry I said We'll have to get gas On the way back Is what I said On the way back Well We're driving there We're not even Maybe A quarter of the way I know the numbers exactly So be very careful What you say Like a quarter of the way And I look over And it's blaring yellow You need gas You need gas You have 48 miles left You need You're running out of fumes And I go I looked at you And I go Dude I go You have to stop for gas Cause homie don't play that way I don't do that Okay So first of all When we rolled out of the garage It is a 35 miles there 35 miles back On regular On comfort mode So I put it on eco mode And Ooh 48 Wow So you have 10 miles to spare So I knew that If it was If it really came down We could get there And home again And that's why I mean We're 15 minutes We're 15 minutes early I said You know We'll just get gas on the way back And then you look over here like You literally said Homie don't play that I'm like Okay We have 15 minutes I'll get some gas before we're there But wait a minute I don't like I don't like that I don't like that I said We look It had The numbers are there We have more than enough to get there And get back if we had to That is not true How many miles was it to get there?

10:38 35 miles each way You had 48 miles So what happens No no no If you Cause you weren't looking Cause they put an eco mode And it goes up And it was up to almost 70 miles That's not true You did not have it in eco mode I saw 48 miles Yellow Blaring Blinking lights Dude stop for gas Even Even if it was that Then we still would have had More than enough miles To get there Let me ask this question Yeah You don't know where the gas stations are In Bernie What if you couldn't find one? Bernie is basically a gas station With some restaurants No What are you talking about? It's not There's plenty of gas stations We don't know where it is There's gas This is America Why do you play Russian roulette like that? It's not Russian roulette Yes it is No We had plenty of Okay No Every single guy who's listening right now Is like Dude I've been there It's so obvious Don't worry about I've been in a helicopter With an instructor With a fuel light flashing Now that's a bad ride That was a bad morning Like this is not No he says we'll make it Don't worry about it This was not a problem I just don't I know you don't like it I don't operate that way But you know I just What can I say?

11:52 I'm sorry My hoodies have spots I've always Losing my glasses If not I'm collecting lunch In my glasses Why are you even here? Why are you even with me? I do not understand Because you're kind of cute Oh okay It's for my And you make me laugh It's for my handsome Boyish looks And your ham radio Yes And my Casey Kilo 5 Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie There you go Very good Oh Yeah I'm still I'm baffled I'm baffled And honestly I am baffled You're such a wonderful woman You can do so much better than me Why do you even put Look He's serving me Seven dollar bottles of wine You make me laugh Why are you even putting up with me?

12:42 You just make me laugh Is that it? That's all As long as I keep you laughing You'll stick around? God wrote our stories together Honey We were destined to be together And God According to God's will And God had us on this trip God God Gives me a sense of humor He had us on this trip There was no worries whatsoever About the gas Okay This is I'm a quadrant 2 person If you ever read The seven Highly effective Habits The most boring book In the world Seven Habits of Highly Effective People I'm a quadrant 2 person I'm preventative Peggy Excuse me Peggy I'm sorry I should just call Your entire career Very boring Doesn't she teach that? She teaches more than that She teaches more Anyway The book was boring to me We talked about this At this point in my career Well because you had to You had to read it You had promised yourself To read it I had to read it And at this point In my non-career Yes I've read the book I've read the book Years ago But Anyway I'm a quadrant 2 person I'm preventative All the way I changed my HVAC air filters I scheduled the AC units I worry about the gas And the propane I We have toilet paper We have paper towels We have laundry soap We have garbage bags I am prepared That's just who I am So with the gas Be prepared It's the Boy Scouts Marching song Be prepared Anyway Yeah We're just different No that's not true I have all kinds of ammo I have guns in every Drawer You got MREs You got blood cloning

14:12 I got MREs Gauze Blood cloning Exactly I've got I got ham radios In Faraday bags I mean I'm good to go babe You're good to go That's why we're together And I have 8,000 bottles of Vape juice Yes So I think With a Karen who asked me She goes Where's Adam gonna buy His vape juice I go I think he just bought $500 worth of vape He cleaned them out I got half off Bro I got half off Wait Are they Are there Is there an expiration date Did you look at that That's not giving you the incentive To vape No Faster is it No it's It lasts for like years Like until the apocalypse Until the apocalypse Because you have about a million Bottles here now I do Where are they In the Where everything else is Oh Where Phoebe's bones are And where the coffee is In the laundry room In the laundry room Where there's no mouse I checked again Yes Thank God Hallelujah Yes Praise Jesus Mice have been getting Into our house Just one Two Well There was a lot of time In between them We were putting down A piece of cheese Near the vent And the mouse is like I think there's some cheese there It's not like they're running They're not running around In the laundry room In the laundry Obviously So Anyway Yes So I'll never do that again I guess What You can do it While you're by yourself Seriously today That's my worst nightmare Is running out of gas Have you ever run out of gas No I'm quadrant two baby You've never run out of gas Never I have run out of gas No Don't tell the story

15:43 When Last week No No No This was I had a brand new car Which Don't laugh It was a Volvo Oh A family car No It was the Volvo 480 ES I got it as part of the television It was a really weird deal Because the public Television You can't really have ads But The producer had made some deal With the milk industry And so What The deal I'm telling you So they got So they got production money From the And I'm like Wait a minute You're gonna make me drink this milk Yeah If you drink the milk on camera What am I getting out of it We can't really pay you Well then why should I do it We'll give you a car Oh It was like Hey son Have this Cadillac But it was a Volvo 480 It was a new car It was like a kind of sports car Had flip up lights and everything But it was new And not everything They gave you a car For drinking a glass of milk Well I had to do it on every show At least twice Oh So there's literally Video of me interviewing Mick Jagger Drinking And he's talking And there's a shot of me going Mm hmm Oh yeah Mick Mm hmm Drinking Drinking a sip of milk It's hilarious And they'll be like Why is he drinking milk Don't worry about it I'm just drinking some milk Okay Because I get to keep the car Have you seen my car It was one of those Entertainment deals But the car was So new They hadn't quite You know Tweaked everything So it had All computer stuff It was This is 1984 I guess Or 85 Yeah Something like this 84 And so It was all computers And they weren't really set right So I had 70 kilometers

17:14 Left to go And I'm on the highway In the middle of the night Brrr Oh Brrr Yeah So that was a bummer What did you do Did you call AAA This is 1984 In socialist Holland This was a much What did you do I think I mean You didn't have a cell phone If I Did you hitchhike Actually it was I almost had a car phone At that point Um No I think the cops stopped The highway patrol Because it was very This This was a very Very different time in the world It was very odd To have a car stopped On the highway They stopped And the cops at the time Had Porsches Open Open So open roof Porsches Really Yeah Even in the winter And they had these like Uh These Round like Just a Like an egg An egg top On their head Like a helmet Yeah but the helmet An egg top Yeah so It literally looked like a Like a salad bowl That was their helmet A salad bowl Helmet And it was red It was red or orange And they would wear these Big heavy white coats And they were in the Porsche You know driving With the top on Why would I don't This is socialist country man It was Crazy And so like

18:44 And it wasn't just The phone in the bag It was the big It was the big heavy thing And the Antenna on it And oh my god I'm dating myself Wow Anyway We went super VHS though Oh No Stereo But all to All to say that I have never In my life Have run out of gas Ever Ever I just won't Would you like a medal A star on your head Yeah I kind of would like Like acknowledgement But I I mean That's so easy to remedy So on to the next thing Okay So So we had this video We're going to do for the church today Yes And I'm like What would you like me to wear Because you know I'm not really that fashion coordinated You're like Well just wear your hoodie I'm like how about this one Or this one Explain what the video You want to explain what the video is No you explain what the video is Well You got the The concept Pastor Jimmy and Annette Asked us to come in And give a really short Testimony on What it meant For us To be at Bridge Church And who is this for This video The video is for new members So they're going to show it on Sunday And they wanted to just add some You know A different flavor To the Membership class Yeah And so we came in And Did a really Short video And Brandy came in And did a short one too And that was what And so I was like What would you like me to wear Because you know You're much better At the fashion sense You're like Wear one of these nice hoodies If there's no spots on it So I pull it out I said Mmm Okay There's no spot there And then I pull out the second one And you're like There's no spot there What are you talking about

20:15 On the hoodie There was a spot on every I know I know I said there's no spot Trying to fool you Into thinking there was no spot And then you're like Well just Put it in the hairpin That's fine Give me more laundry More laundry Is that true or not Is that true or not And then you And then And then And then You're in your underwear You're like And you pick up the handprint And you walk to the To the laundry room Just more laundry for me And then And then I find the third The third hoodie It's black And there's also a spot And I go Oh And you say What's wrong Just You might as well Just bring it Whatever it is That is not That's exactly how it went I said Here it is The third one And you're like And then the fangs came out And you start spitting Fire That is not true And I was afraid To put my dirty underwear I was like I might as well take it all Here's my dirty underwear Here's the t-shirt I just took off And here's my My third Spotted hoodie No That was not the way It went down At all And then you're like You know I'm just joking Right You know I'm just joking I'm just joking That's exactly how it went That is not How it went I nailed it I just I nailed it I do not talk to you that way But Adam No

21:45 Okay Please give us a representation Adam Yes Tina Yes Now you're calling me Tina I'm right You know me You don't just say Adam I'm right here You just say Yo dude Oh my god Okay listen Of course I We start with I need more wine Give me a little bit more wine Now we're talking Just a little Now we're talking Everyone's so happy You're back on the sauce I know The show is back on track I know There you go Okay Oh that's a big pour No not really Okay Just answer me this Francis Wow I got a Francis Okay Why Do you hang up Your hoodies That have spots all over them Okay Can you not see them I can explain Okay So When I Go to bed at night I take off the hoodie And I hang it up Like I'm Supposed to Or I fold it neatly And I don't inspect it Prior to that Thinking I don't remember Making a spot And then And then the next day I'll just be like I'm here in my house I put on the old jeans I pull on the hoodie I'm not looking I'm not inspecting myself By the way When you see me Walking around with a hoodie With a spot It is your responsibility You're I'm pointing at her It is your responsibility To say Excuse me I think there's a spot there Please Put it in the process It's a processing system Known as the hamper Instead I mean What you did to me today It was just I mean You even said I've traumatized you Haven't I

23:16 Wait But You're wearing dirty clothes Do you not look at the clothes That you put on I'm in the house I don't go anywhere You were going out to dinner With Pastor Jimmy last night I go Are you wearing that And you're like Yeah There's a Spot on it That was a whole That was my Salem hoodie That was a dirt spot And then Do you think Pastor Jimmy would have cared No Oh my gosh Who are you So So then I I had to do dark clothes Anyway today I did white clothes yesterday I did dark I said Just throw them in there Oh I'm sorry That's how you said it I put them in the hamper Honey Thank you Okay And so then I go And I put them all In the washer And I'm I'm spot treating them I spot treat All the time for you I spot treat I spot treat And then I put them in the washer And you came in With the black one And your T-shirt And your underwear How afraid was I To even approach you And you were shaking When you handed it to me True I said Just put them in the hamper And take it back to the Anyway All right Enough about me Okay All right How you doing Okay You make me out to be Such a Such an ogre And I'm not an ogre You make me out to be a dumbo No I don't Yes You're only with me Because I make you laugh Oh no Because I love you deeply Bah Okay How did you like The class tonight The walking with Jesus Discipleship class So this is We're talking The second class Yeah This is the second Block It's a The whole thing's about faith So it's four lessons

24:46 On faith And You know It's so wonderful To have Pastor Brian Do it And then Pastor Jimmy Do it And Pastor Jimmy He has You know It's like you come for the class But you stay for his stories Oh my He relates it to Oh my gosh To stories And I actually wrote down What I write down I wrote down a couple of things Stable is able Yes I just want to throw that out there Just remember Stable is able And there's 18 inches Between believing with your head And believing with your heart Yes These are things that just I didn't even look at I just Yes I know I wrote down a lot of notes But I'm like This is just such So beautiful How good this material If you have a church Your church needs to do this class It is just It's To me It's on the level Completely different But when we did The Christ-centered marriage It changed a lot for us Yes It was really incredibly good And this series Is really just So first we had the foundation And now we have The faith And I don't even know What the next block is But It is so good And there's got to be 50 people 60 people I thought closer to 100 100 people Yeah On a Wednesday night Yeah At church And the pastors are all there too Everyone's just like This is so wonderful Everyone's taking the time To be here To do this And it's And I mean it is like It is almost like church Sunday church But just You know Expanded Very focused Calm And so on topic And then a million stories

26:16 Yes And it's I think I've heard a couple of them But they're still good You know I've heard a lot Of their stories And And it's Personal stories Yes And I love when he Takes a story Like you said And applies it to What he's teaching I mean they talked about How they had a really Hard time at one point In their life Oh my gosh And he said the one thing They didn't do Was they did not get bitter Towards God They trusted in God They had faith In God That he was That he was going to To take care of them And The two things that I mean I got a lot out of it But the things that I wrote on my notes Is that God is the Ultimate promise keeper And And And also when you're Going through things You grow your faith By having to use your faith And that was so true for me This summer Yes This past year My faith has been This past week This Oh Because of the laundry?

27:12 We're always growing our faith Yes I mean Every day Yes and even Every day Well and even with the election And we talked about this last week That I put my complete faith in God Whichever way it was going to be It was according to his will We actually had We had a long talk about that The other night We'd already said goodnight And then we wound up talking For at least another 20 minutes I love that Yeah And I said Hey you know Here's what I think And we were just talking about How God has this And what God has done And what an incredible Movement he's made And But if it would have gone The other way That would have been God's will too Would have been God's will too And I was We were ready for that Like oh we need another Four years of shaking God that's cool We're good with it We're good with it Yes yeah What was the other thing I wanted to say Um Gosh It's just So much So much in this In this particular class Yes And you know What Really What is faith?

28:05 Where does it come from? Where is it in you? I mean these are Really good questions For us as baby Christians Yeah This is Mind It's mind blowing in a way Well I look at my past And I look at how How many times God was in my life When I didn't even know it Amen to that I didn't even know it Yes Yes And I can see it now And I just Praise him To all his glory for that This is you know Because This was the podcast Selection And Even Even Joe Joe Rogan's like Hey man can you I like how you say Joe Like Joe my friend Oh let me pick that name up Over here My name's Joe I'm sorry you didn't realize I was talking about Joe Rogan Joe Rogan My friend Joe And he's like Man can you believe That your invention Saved America I'm like Joe All glory to God brother Yeah I just showed up And he's like heart Yeah Yeah Which is good because We pray for Joe Yes We pray for Joe To come to Jesus So no the class is awesome So this is the second block And there's four blocks And we're gonna get We're gonna complete them all And other churches Have been contacting Yes Our church for For these They've been doing this For 20 years Yes Yes It's amazing It's just amazing Yes And so So what are you You've been very busy Doing stuff I basically Set you up And you're off to the races Yes But I wanted to thank you Oh what Okay Yes Somewhere there's gonna be A slight Everybody stand by I'm a good wife I'm a good wife I take care of you You're a Proverbs 31 wife There's no doubt Yeah yeah yeah I remove your spots It doesn't mean You're not mean to me I mean I am not mean to you

29:36 Adam Curry Okay I just wanted to thank you So you were Where were you You weren't home And I came home From somewhere I don't know where I was You weren't here And you had Hello Fred on Yes And so last I think last show I You were talking About my God shots And you were said Listen to the latest Curry and the Keeper And I said Why aren't you clipping My God shots So I walk into the house You're not home Hello Fred's on the Sonos And I hear All of a sudden My God shot And I'm like Awww That really meant So much to me You actually clipped The God shot Of course And it's on Hello Fred It's a promo If anybody wants to download Hello Fred It's hellofred.fm You can download it And listen to It's also available On TuneIn On TuneIn But we really wanted To go to hellofred.fm And you can get the podcast And everything It's basically a podcast player So thank you Oh no That's really lovely That was a really Nice surprise Well you're welcome Yeah And I love When we were driving To Bernie So I'm a radio guy Right so I'm programming This whole live stream And all this Worship music And contemporary Christian music Which I'm really into It's really It's really amazing Some really good stuff Especially the Some of the older stuff And you know There's just There's news There's lots of good stuff Well Pastor Jimmy and Annette Are love it too They love it Pastor Jimmy and I We're texting all day I said Okay I heard a weird song What is that?

31:05 I said I don't know How that snuck in there It's nuked Okay And they'll send me Like five different songs From guys I've never heard of Like wow this is a good riff This is good stuff Anyway We're driving to Bernie For Bill's service And I just turn it on Quietly And I My little station is on And four songs In a row You go Oh this is a good song Oh this is a good song Oh I love this song Oh this is a great song You have no idea How happy that makes me As a radio guy That redeems me For the laundry trauma Not even close If you If you So I put Hello Fred on the sonos You could The icon is right there If you start tapping that And playing it Without me prompting you Then I know I have success I tried to download it On Karen's phone And I couldn't figure out How to do it Well I did it in 30 seconds Because you know how to do it You put it on my phone Did the website Come up Did you get Hello Fred Yes I got Yes but I could not figure out How to download And put it on her We're gonna have help videos Yes Yeah So anyway So I just wanted to Publicly thank you And just tell you How much I adore you You're thanking me For promoting you Yes And I love doing your laundry You should Not really You should love Doing my laundry It's a privilege I really manage This whole house Do you realize that I'm talking to fence people I'm talking to Landscaping people And I so appreciate it Thank you It is so appreciated Thank you That's why we're married There's two of us Yes To make sure the house runs Yes Well Ying and yang Yes That's right Look at my studio

32:35 It's still pretty clean It is I'm like I'm shocked Although there is Some stuff here So anyway Yes All of And this was also In the newsletter If you haven't Subscribed to the newsletter Kareenthekeeper.com Is a very Lovely website You can also Learn all about us On the about page Learn how to support us On the about page Yes if you're new here If you're new And you can also Subscribe to the newsletter And the newsletter is Truly a thing of beauty It's very funny You do it with We have a saying In You like it Yes We have a saying In the old country Which is Which means With very fresh And enthusiastic People What's When you really don't Want to do something What's the word Reluctant With fresh reluctance Yes There you go With very fresh reluctance You always start And I have to do So what's your day today Well I'm having I'm going to walk with I'm going to have coffee With Kareen That's right The newsletter I don't know And I always say Can I help you You don't Really mean it No No Of course I don't mean it No I don't mean it at all Oh I'm just trying To be a nice guy Can I help you with that Yeah I know I can't do that You know what I can't write You're the writer You're the writer It's not that I don't Enjoy doing it It's a task that I have Every week to do I think that's what it is Because I Yesterday I just Knocked it out Really fast I know you don't You don't like tasks

34:06 Especially if I do If you have more than Three things On your calendar Yeah and I've had A lot on my calendar And then all I have to do Is say one wrong thing And it's all my fault No that is not true Adam Okay It's not true So what have you been busy on You've been working on A couple of things Oh my goodness So remember I talked about I need a job I'm like oh I need a job And God heard you in heaven And went Shazam Yes So of course I mean I'm working with The women's ministry At Bridge Church And I write their Newsletter every month So I By the way Day Manette is a little Bossy She's like We need you We need you To do this We need you To do that I need you for this I need you for that She's the boss of you She's like We're getting this done girl That's why she's good That's why she's good At what she does She manages operations And you So she's You guys are so good together I don't know if you realize it But she is a Organized Let's get this done You are a You are the consummate Support pillar I'm the taskmaster You're like What do I need to do I get it done Give me the task I'll get I'll get it Need this to be written I'll get it done Need an image done I'll have someone do it Or I'll do it myself You are I'm a taskmaster You're the support pillar Of any project And I've always I never wanted to be the leader Ever Never wanted to be Although I led the Whole marketing department So But anyway But the marketing department Supports the overall mission Yes Of like RMHC So there's a couple things So Yeah so I talked about Oh I need a job And Annette was like

35:36 No You can't get a job Because we have things to do So Obviously You know It's amazing How God just like He just gives you what you I mean he answers your prayers And I really didn't even pray about this But I put it out there Like I need something to do I need something to fill my time So of course Doing a lot with Ridge Church But also A friend of mine Dawn Asked me to look at her business plan And so I've been I've been working on that For the last What Two to three days At least I realized how much I really enjoy Editing people's work I love it Especially when you don't have a deadline per se Yes I think that's really for you It's the most fun Even though you're better When you're up against a deadline Because we all are Yes But when you Like have a few days to do something You're I mean And I see you And you literally said it to me I really love doing this And when And when you say something like that That That's the perfect job When you're doing it Because you love it And you have a lot to it too And I love that I keep You woke up this morning like I just thought of something And you And you You interrupted your Bible study Like I just have to do this I have to write it down Yes You wrote it down Yes It's fantastic So that's been a lot of fun And I mean I'm just Giving her my time Can I just say something I love you so much Even though I yell at you about your stuff Oh that's the best part Okay I I Love doing this show with you I wouldn't care if anyone even listened I love doing this show with you It's a lot of fun

37:07 Ditto baby This is the most fun I know I complain But it's I'm here, I show up That's what women do It's like We all know It's like I'm Fred Flintstone Oh brother So And then the other thing Which is I talked about in the newsletter The coolest thing One of the coolest things We're going to do to celebrate Christmas Yeah I put the holidays But I mean Christmas And Jesus So a friend of ours from church Is doing And I think we Talked about it last week About this concert And Mark Fox Yeah So he's doing a concert And so I told him I'd help him raise some money And so I Looked at his fundraising letter And gave him You know Comments about Different things We gave him comments About the posters We spoke about last week Anyway this thing is Rocking and rolling now Oh We have raised money I'm getting my letters out And I'm This is your wheelhouse man Oh I Especially we have like Four weeks And that's it Then the concert's on Yes So we have to get this money Because he's fronting the bill Until we can Yeah Raise the money for it This is definitely our wheel My wheelhouse Your wheelhouse This is what I've done Strategy wise So that's really cool But also I love how I had the meeting with Trey Then you know I was like You know I said well Whatever you have Let me just If you don't mind I'll just Send it through The Tino Wash Yes And I explained the Tino Wash And all of a sudden You and Trey are I'm off grid Like you guys like Well this is not you Mailing and texting That's not Not what I do at all Yes I'm doing promos Yes I'm the promo department Yes

38:37 And you guys like Sending stuff back and forth And ideas I'm just watching It's like This is so cool to watch This is Remember what I said When I first met you Yes that you wish You would have hired me No I said Where were you When I was looking for Marketing communications people In my company Yes Where were you then That's exactly what I said You are that good I was in Chicago Making it happen As one of the top 60 bachelorettes Yes you and You and Teresa The terror twins That's right Of Chirac But no This is taking back To my fundraising days But you know what I'm doing it To advance God's kingdom Yes amen That is what Makes us so cool Like this is why God brought us here To Fredericksburg To advance his kingdom And to disciple to others And I Yes Love that So I said I came home to you And I said Andrea Go ahead As Pastor Jimmy would say We get to do this We get to do this Yes Exactly I was walking with Andrea yesterday And we were brainstorming And I don't know I think it was Andrea Who said You know what You need to hand out Cards Great idea At the event With information About Hello Fred Which is your Hellofred.fm Yeah And then on the other side A QR code To make donations To Harvest Project Texas Which is the non-profit Yes And so yeah And then I I floated the idea To Trey And he said Great And what is the resource For us If people want to know More about Jesus So he's gonna He's having lunch With Pastor Brian And I told him To ask Pastor Brian Perfect Yes And I This is what I love About all of it Is that it's It's for him

40:09 All glory to God It's for him And I love that I love that It's gonna be great And you know Trey sees the vision man He sees the vision And ultimately There will be An indoor I just always say 2,000 seat venue Here in Fredericksburg And we're gonna have The best Worship music Christian music We're gonna have Great concerts And people will come From all over Texas And you're gonna share Your testimony Which is really cool Yes At the beginning Yeah Well Trey had this Great idea He said You know We want it to be About Jesus The greatest story Ever told And you know It's like modern music This is not Jingle Bells Okay This is gonna be Modern music These guys are all Worship leaders From different churches And he said Instead of You know The typical Like ask me Ask me about Jesus T-shirts He said I would just Ask me about my story Right And so I'm gonna start Telling my story Yes And then You know It'll get underway Yes It's gonna be great And Paul and Ashley Will be staying They're coming Friday Yes They're spending the weekend With us This is the oil baron Yes And who are engaged By the way Yes I wonder if there's any We need to get the wedding deed I wonder if it's a Destination wedding Yikes Destination wedding Paul is a samanier Twice over Yes We owe him glasses So when he's here He's getting I gotta like Dust him off I gotta dust him off No I mean We didn't even get any Paypals this week Oh I don't know what happened Everyone fell off You know Everyone's too busy With elections That's because Bitcoin's at 90,000 We did get Some boost

41:39 But anyway I wanna go back to Yes ma'am So the working And you know My whole career Marketing and communications And I really feel like At this point In my life Being retired I was legit I still am legit You are You are too legit To quit baby I bring a lot of talent So do you remember When I did the interview With Sir Timothy Of No Fixed Title Yes of course This was for his class Yes Okay Is this a marketing Communications class I believe I don't know if that's Specifically the name Of the class But he It's a college class Yes So he gave me All their feedback Oh From the class I have not shared This with you No This is a Whoa Surprise Hold on a second I'm so excited Yes And I You know It was really Heartwarming to hear What did they say Well I'm gonna read you His email He says Tina I think You will be so pleased I'm proud of you Sharing your career Advice with my students In the attached Document I created For you You will see First hand The impact You're having On these young adults I can envision You teaching a night Course at your Local community College Doing something Like this If you do Make it up here To Cooper County Next fall For that hiking Vacation I can host you For an hour As a guest speaker He's in Texas He's in Texas No he's in The upper peninsula In Michigan Oh in Michigan Yes Okay So I got He sent me this Word document Of all the students That he asked For feedback Please share some Choice bits With us It was

43:11 I'm I mean It really Warmed my heart I can't read Everything There's probably Fifty of them But I'll tell you Was there anything Negative I did not Come across Anything negative All right So It said Well they gave The couple things That I talked about Or several things That I talked about He asked them Like what are Some of the things That stand out For you And there was Two very Prevalent things That showed up In a lot of The responses And one was When you write Something Let it rest And come back to it Mmm Look at it Let it rest Come back to it Even if it's In the morning During bible study When it comes back It's there Yes And also Um More words are not Always better Less words Less words If I had more time I would have written You a shorter letter Avoid the word salad And so those Were the two things You are really Big on the Chad GPT Is your Is your Nemesis The word salad Oh I know The word salad She Well like for one He said The last piece of advice She gave Which was not to use A lot of words To get a message across I strongly agree with this Because it makes it A lot easier to comprehend And understand the message When you leave out The excess words I also like The way she described it As a word salad I can see myself Going by this rule In the future Whenever I have a message To convey I I mean That's great

44:41 All of this feedback And then here's another one Write it Sleep on it Edit Rewrite it Sleep on it Taking multiple looks at it At different times And make sure you're getting The right things across And to look at the different times To make sure the grammar is correct I mean that was the That was the Same Especially the grammar being correct You're big on that That was the same thing That kept coming up Over and over again So That really How nice I know How nice Especially now Where I am now Exercising my Communications muscle You should teach a class In this Oh my gosh I don't know about that How about a Zoom class A webinar There you go A webinar Zoom ball Tina will be a webinar We don't have a single title For this show I have one I have one What do you have?

45:22 Laundry drama Yes Anyway People are like Again? Like he just He probably needs to get Into therapy And then Yeah so I'm You know When I do Little things Like I helped I designed Karen's flyer For this open house That she's having I've just been I've been busy I've been busy God heard your call in heaven And he's like Okay I've been busy All right Hold my beer Let me give Tina Some stuff to do Yeah Exactly By the way Yeah Two episodes In the fountain Top ten of Currying the Keeper This week Two episodes In the top ten And not just like Number nine And number ten Like number six And number eight Or something Nice Just saying Nice Thank you People like And it's all you I appreciate it It's all you No It's you pushing Those buttons over there It's Tina Curry And Adam Carolla Hey baby So you want to talk About Phoebe's Minor Like little Little success Well this was nice Because So it was two days After the election I go up to the To the vet To get her special Food And this is You know A little weigh in And she's always so excited I'm not going to She's sleeping here So I won't see this I'll just say the C-A-R word And I didn't have to say it I just looked I look at her now I look at her and go And she's already She's ready Oh jeez You moved the whole town Yeah She's ready to go She knows She's ready to go And then I walk Towards the door And I look at I look at her red leash And she's like

46:54 I didn't even I didn't have to use the C-A-R word And she Okay let's Let's just set the stage This dog rarely is animated Like we're lucky That we get tail wag She doesn't even Come out of the studio When we walk in the door That's because She knows it's us If we were If we were Bandits But we're not important enough If we were bandits No well she's She's mad because We're always She's like You're leaving again And the minute we close the door Vroof vroof vroof She's barking like There's something Really important going on We're on to you She's talking back to us She's talking back Now she's Without a doubt This is an awesome dog Yes Awesome dog Yes And And so She's so excited Because she just gets Riding the car At a certain point She has her head out She's drooling over The side of the car Even after Now she's so used to me She's like She'll lay down Like okay That was good I'm wind blown I'm wind swept Alright And then And she's so good We get out The vet office Dogs know Sometimes she's going For a shot But she doesn't care She's like Oh she's always going And the girls They're like Phoebe Phoebe How you doing Phoebe And they looked at me And said Um Are we celebrating Oh because of the election I said yes And they're like Yeah we're so happy And some old dude There's like Yeah this is so good I wish you could be Inaugurated today Oh And I said He said God heard our prayers In heaven And he's healing our land And everyone's like Amen Everyone's just all Breaking out In all kinds of jubilee And then I said

48:24 And Phoebe I know you have to tell Come on let's get on the scale She gets right on She stops She stands still I said Hold on a second 97.4 She lost 2 ounces 2 ounces And they're like Yay Phoebe We're so happy for you I mean we need to get her down By 7 pounds But we can't feed her any less I can't feed her any less Than what she's eating now The poor dog She goes and licks Her empty bowl Which To which you go Oh let me give her An extra bone Because it's so sad I just did that once I did that once But now Do you notice that The stepdaughter Has not been here And all of a sudden Now she's losing away I have my My questions About what was going on With that And I'll tell you The time change Just killed this dog Oh it's been very hard for her Cause she was just Looking at us like What are you doing to me I barely eat She had tears in her eyes I hardly ever eat And you're making me Wait an hour longer I'm taking her I'm giving her food at 740 now I know Usually we do it at 8 But when she goes over there To lick her empty bowl That's That's pretty pathetic That's pathetic But you know Baron Scott would say This is good This is what you gotta do I know I know You loved Gracie today At school Oh what a great Beautiful dog You've never met Gracie In his faith Who is Pastor Jimmy And Annette's daughter It's her dog Gracie She's a combination Of a corgi And a Some sort of shepherd Scott a sheep Sheep dog Some sort of shepherd I don't know She's a little dog But you can see She's so cute though Dogs love me though All dogs love me They do

49:55 She's like I remember when we Went to your sister Willow's house And that dog Would not leave Her dog would not Leave you alone The dog was like This dog was probably 60 pounds In your lap Slobbering all over you He was like This is great I'm like That's gross That's fine by me That's fine by me I love dogs So I love dogs So what else You got going on over there Well I just want to say Pastor Jimmy and I We had a nice dinner With Parker Who I've been kind of Hanging out with He's 28 You're mentoring him Don't say that You're mentoring him Yeah I'm mentoring him And at a certain point I'm like hey Pastor Jimmy I think I'd like to have you Meet him So we had a nice dinner Really It was great to see Pastor Jimmy How Because we saw that movie The Forge I just had this in my head The whole time Like this is so right This is so right Yeah You know And And Pastor Jimmy said God is all over this kid Yes He said Don't you worry about a thing And I'm so happy Because he's a good young man He's a good young man Yes And his parents Are really You know They're nice sweet parents They go to our church And It's important sometimes I mean As a young man I had Older men My father's age Who were in my life You know Sometimes I think Everyone Every young person Needs an older person Yeah who is the guy Who lives on the boat And it's not Yop Yop It's not their parent You know Yeah Who's not their parent It's important Yes It's really important So I'm glad that

51:25 God is letting me Fulfill this role Yes It's really nice I love that Yeah I love it It's very enjoyable Yes that's really nice And that was all I had Oh geez You brought a lot to the show However Yes Everybody Across the land All nations Are all waiting For Tina's Godshot Our nation Tina's Godshot Everybody's Everybody's waiting Everybody loves him Everybody loves Tina's Godshot Okay Um This is This came across I believe in my devotional And I thought this was Really cool Um This is Uh Esther Uh Comes from Esther Uh Chapter 4 Verse 14 For If you remain Silent at this time Relief and deliverance For the Jews Will arise from Another place But you And your father's Family Will perish And who knows But that you Have come to your Royal position For such a time As this For such a time As this So did you read the book of Esther?

52:30 Of course So she So for people who don't know She was a Jewish orphan girl Who was living in exile In Persia And God raised her up To become a queen Over many other women Who came from wealth Influence and beauty And God's favor Caused her to stand out And it shows That favor Is more powerful Than anything Mm And Esther used her position To save the Jewish people As Mordecai Yes Was the one who said Hey Esther You gotta go talk to the king Because Exactly He's gonna kill all the Jews Exactly Yeah From a plot to destroy them And We're truncating the bible here I know So Mordecai said Hey listen Yes baby Like Get in there Get in there Save these people Save these people But God gave her such promise Because Prominence Because he knew She would use the influence To fulfill her purpose And by going into the king She could have been killed Because it was against the law Exactly Yeah So I was thinking about that You know And I was thinking about Favor is not about stuff Mm It's not about stuff That's not why God Is going to give favor To anyone Um Favor is given To fulfill Your purpose And I feel like That now With like Look at what God Has put on my My Put Has dropped Into my life To advance his kingdom Like Oh Um So I look at my opportunities And I look at I mean The The work that I do at Bridge With the newsletter And then With um Helping to edit the The books for Um Walk

54:00 With the discipleship class Mm-hmm With the women's ministry With working for Trey I mean All of that All of it Is to advance his kingdom I think that is so Cool Storing up treasures in heaven Isn't that cool? I love it I love it too I love it I love it too So the This devotional came across And I You know what? This is the thing So I think about this all the time When I'm preparing my notes For the show Because I prepare a list You have notes? You prepare? I Unlike you I mean you have notes And prepare for no agenda But you don't prepare for Nah Yes you do Um Okay Yes you do I have some notes You have a whole outline I have notes And clips And so I'm always You know I All When I pray about it And I say I know that God's going to He's going to present it to me And he presents the God shot Um Every Week He gives it to me So that I could tell Share it with you And share it with everybody else And I love that It's fantastic I love that Because you know When you're reading the scripture When you're reading Esther And you're thinking about her life You don't think about it In terms of God's favor You don't think about it In that way And I love that When I come across These devotionals And I learn about The deeper meaning And then I learn How God Wanted me to see that Because it applies Directly to what's Happening to me right now That is That is the essence Of a God shot Yes Isn't that cool?

55:20 Beautiful baby Yeah That's fantastic Now it's time To hear from The Koch suckers Don't blink Or you'll miss The segment Oh no We've got to hear From those Koch suckers now Oh What did you say? Wait What did you say? Wait What did you say? Now it's time To hear from The Koch suckers Now we Of course We got blessed By some people Who boosted in From the Modern Podcast Remember Boost You Boost Boost You too Can become a A Koch sucker If you're listening You're already Kind of a Koch sucker We love to Decant people So if you're A first time Supporter If you donate Through either PayPal Or the Modern Podcast That fountain Is a great way to start It's It's really cool Bitcoin Is now Mainstream People are talking about it Everywhere You can use this To buy some bitcoin And then send it to All of your favorite podcasters Right in the app And of course At the top As always The one and only Striper Donation There he is Ladies and gentlemen Pastor Jimmy He says Yes of course Thank you Pastor Jimmy The penny dropped!

56:39 Exclamation mark Okay That had me laughing Damonette and I Call those moments Flybys Flybys Love you too As I listened today I was reminded We get to do this Yes Which was a big part of his theme today KTLD KYBO You can go to curryinthekeeper.com On the about page You can learn about Supporting the show Value for value And how you can Become a Salmonier Which means you get Those lovely glasses And the coasters They are collectors items And coming in with A mini striper boost He's right up there 77 77 Sir Brian With some eyes With the closed eyes Let's see if he makes It about himself He's serious What's this talk about The two of you Making out Oh Are you going to Drive up to the Make out point On a Saturday night And do what you Boomers call Necking Oh That was way before My time If you don't mind I'm The face of Generation X So I'm Gen X Tina is Boomer I'm Gen X We are Gen Boomer And then he says We don't want to Think about that Get a room I've seen y'all Share a smooch Before And I'm like Ew gross They are so cute Together Even with their Janky teeth What What are you Talking about Brian He says In the evening Y'all

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