11: "Clumsy"

0:00 And she can keep in mind everything's fine. You got all that you need the Karianna keeper keeper from May 2 2022 This is episode 11 Hello my queen. Hello my love. You are now an official podcaster I am Yes. Why is that? Because you were you were like really tired on our phone to do the show and I said well, you know I'm getting complaints about people and you're like let's let's bang one out we'll do it let's do it right away. I'm really tired to go and I go How do you feel when you go to the show must go on. The same Greg called me. Greg texted me want to know when the next show is so you didn't know you guilted me cuz I'm like, Oh man, I'm tired work today. It's Monday. Let's force you to show so here we are drove to Austin and back. That's three hours driving and still I walk in the door. All I've had is one hot dog and I'm good to go.

1:06 A Costco, Costco, Costco dog here. Cheers me, darling. Yours. Oh, it's been way too long. It has been the suit we have. This is from Costco. Yeah, he just basically bought did you buy it for the show? I did. Oh, I did. Oh, tell me what you think of this. Ray. That is Friday. We drink it based on France drawn from Oregon. Yeah. This is the Shang song, which is French for song. Burgoyne Yeah, Pinot Noir from 2018. Nice. Wasn't it was I think $17 Maybe 18 bucks. It's about our price range. opened up a little bit.

1:46 Yeah. Now we had such a great wine the other day, which was from the vaudeville. The hell was that thing? I actually took a picture of it too. I told the VOR I Kabaddi said okay, he's a wine. Okay, well, he didn't he was like, Oh, let me look it up. And it was Tarun yo T. Are you from Chile? Yeah, I knew, but he actually knew about the grape and how that got there. And he knew all that stuff. And like it just tasted good to me. Oh, it was really good. And I went to vaudeville because we're part of the vaudeville which is a restaurant here in Fredericksburg wine club or wine event. And so we received our four bottles of wine and that was the bottle that was one of the four and so I saw Rashard owns vaudeville I believe right him and his partner. And so I commented about how we really enjoyed that wine. It was so good and he said we because we're members we get 20% off if we want to buy the next bottle.

2:43 Oh, good. Yeah, good. Well, I really I got to talk to the sommelier because that guy he's he's picking some good stuff and it's not very expensive that that bottle that we got, but we got some lights too. We're not a white wine drinker. drinkers. All right. Well pounded down and when Adam doesn't have wine after the show, he goes for beer. He hits the whiskey mouthwash. I'll try anything. It's always nice a little after show drink. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god has been way too long. I know everything got messed up with schedules and then Mo was sick so I didn't do the demo facts and we didn't switch it up and then we had to do more facts when we're supposed to do creating the keeper and my calendars all screwed up.

3:24 I know but here you are. You rallied Well, I am always ready. I am always ready to do this. I do a show every day. Almost. Yeah, you do. You do work today so you know it's a stressful job. I must say that this podcast is getting around a Yeah. I feel like what is the Miss maple Thor what is the from the Netflix show? Mrs. Maisel? No, no, no, the other one the period piece. bridgerton Bridget. Oh, what's her name? And bridgerton Yeah, that's like Mrs. Maples Miss Ah, not Worthington?

4:10 This is really bad that we don't know this birdwatching bridgerton Richard tons cross and gossip lady I this might this is my search foo. Watch this. Well, that was sucked didn't work. What the hell was the is her name? I don't know. Anyway, but your point, but that's what I feel like I feel like you know, we're in a small town and we're we got this secretive podcast and then people whose scandals what are people hearing about? What are they seeing? What are they seeing? I guess I have to be careful. Well, not really. You didn't you never said anything bad. It's just people like what they're talking about me? What? Hello? What's going on? Yeah, I love that. Yeah. I love that. Hello. Hello, Fredericksburg. This is us. Yes. I've met some really interesting people recently too. So I'm really talking to different people about different opportunities. I'm pretty excited about it to see what may happen here in Fredericksburg and how I can help anything you've talked about or just kind of hush hush but one thing I can say I was working one day at the store, I work at mica center at the furniture store and this woman walks in and I look at her and I go, Hey, anybody ever tell you look like Francis McDermott? And she does because I am Francis McDermott. I'm like, Wow, all the celebs come to Fredericksburg. Oh my gosh, I'm like, what brings you here? And what brought her here? I'm passing through and she got a lot of great stuff here. And of course, I go, Well, we ship.

5:35 So and I go, Hey, Francis, can I get your phone number? Maybe we could hang out sometime. And how did she? How did she look? She looked? You know what? Tiny, tiny. That's first of all, it's not surprising because so many Hollywood types are so much smaller. I mean, Angelina Jolie is like a, like a pixie. Well, she probably weighs about, ya know, 75 pounds. Right. So, but you know, sci fi short smaller than make five foot or smaller? Yes. Sure. I think she's, I think she's four three. I think she's beluga. She's, she's a little person, little person. No, she's no she Francis McDermott does not come across as as short. No, not at all. I would say she was definitely sure she's in proportion short, though. Yeah. I mean, she's not. She's just I thought she was tall. Yeah. That's what she would look like. Yeah, that's a bit she looks exactly the same. And she talks. I mean, yeah, she was really kind cool.

6:28 Did you buy anything? Um, no. But you know, hey, I've run into Cheryl Ladd Francis McDermott. Shannon Doherty. Element. Ellen, Jen degeneracies. Makeup artist I ran into I'm just running out of money. Oh, no, these are not your brushes. Greatness. Jenna Elfman, I guess comes into force. All the time. Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah. Lady Whistle Down. Oh, lady, Whistle Down. Finally got it out. Okay, so the last show was April 12. Gosh, a lot has happened since Yes, we Eastern. We haven't even talked about these. Let's talk about Easter, because this Easter was on a Sunday this year. But so I was working. So I had the show.

7:12 Well, no. before Easter. It was a Friday night. It was good Friday, and we went out to dinner. And then we're going by this church. It was actually a Lutheran church. And we're like, oh my gosh, you're doing a live reenactment of Passion of the Christ drive through a drive thru? Yes. So. So we're like, let's do this. This is great. And the thing that I noticed is all the young people participating It was unbelievable. mainly young people. We skirt skirt, we get into the line, and there's the Last Supper and Adams waving at them like hey, no. Greater love what you're doing. Oh, look at him like, Dude. Shut up. There were three guys on crosses. I'm like, oh, man, it was at the end. Hey, good job, guys. Yes, love. Love your work?

8:01 No, it was I have never seen anything like it. But yes, when we got to the end, because it was when Judas betrayed Jesus. And then when Jesus went into the tomb, and then they had a reenactment of him carrying the cross, right? Which I guess is not I started reading all these books that I have. Now. I don't know, I have to make sure you're pointing a lot. Sorry. I just want to make sure you know that I read somewhere, that Jesus actually could not carry that cross because it was entirely too heavy. And that the nails were not through his hands because it wouldn't have been able to sustain his body. I read that somewhere. I can't remember where anyway, so we get to the end. And there are the three crosses with these three young men up on the cross. And it was unbelievable. I thought it was greatly impactful. It was it was an eye and I sent it to a couple friends I sent to my friend Julie. And she she had never seen anything like that. So it was it was pretty wild. Yeah.

9:01 Yeah. I think very specific to certain parts of America. Yeah. And so then that was Good Friday. So then Sunday, Adam had to work. And so I went to the bridge Church, which is the more modern progressive church where they have the band and the singers and the big screen. The words are up on the screen. I was into it. I loved it. And there were these people that were swaying back and forth. And oh my gosh, they were it was so much good energy and I love the message that he Yes, you watched it. That was very cool. I was like, hey, you know, this is a thing because I watched on Meg's funeral on streaming from from the church and Ormoc are in White Plains my remark and I'm like, Oh, they must have they must have a stream and lo and behold, right there on YouTube live stream so I could follow everything while I was prepping with ya. It was nice it was, and I enjoyed it.

10:01 What I loved most about it is that he took the gospel and he put it into everyday terms, which I loved. And it was talking about really knowing Jesus. And like he said, he knows he used the analogy. analogy was somebody paid Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin rice is great. I know Jimmy Page, you don't really know him. And I was like, Dude, I know him. He's like, Oh, man, I want to raise my hands. I know Jimmy Page. Now, he was also the guitar player. Yes. guitar player in the band. Yeah. And yeah. And I liked that message. He said, You know, I know about Jimmy Page, and no, I really don't, but I don't really know him like, so that was his message.

10:46 And he had said at one point, he said, Everybody close your eyes and anybody who's ready to kind of get to know Jesus more, please raise your hand. And of course I did. I raised my hand. So it was I really, really enjoyed it. I'm gonna go on Sunday. I didn't go yesterday. I'm a little nervous here. A little Joe. You can watch. Yeah. Oh, you can come? Oh, no, you can? No, no, it's too late. Yeah. It just doesn't work. Yeah, no way. Well, it's wrong. I shouldn't be working on the Lord's Day. No, you shouldn't. But there you go. Yeah. Someone has to save the universe. But I think if I'm a church, our church No, man, I'm gonna I'm doing the old school hymns down the block, we'll compare notes. Sure. You'd be doing that, you know, like YouTube type stuff.

11:34 Anyway, so that was fun. So and then Easter. I mean, it was just me and you for Easter. I don't even know. I don't even remember what I mean. It's just a little more significant for me since we've been, you know, delving into this a bit more and I started reading ever Evidence That Demands a Verdict. Oh, man, this is this is so his book for me. Yeah. Did she take the bait or not? I gave it to her that she must have taken it yet. Oh, no. She'll take that. Yeah, that was so we'll skipping ahead part of it. We went to New York and we went for my dad's internment, which was also kind of a mini reunion of the curry family and also in a way a reintroduction of Tina to the family.

12:15 Well, yes, as your wife because the last time I was there, it was just your mistress people. That's right. She's an escort girlfriend experience, which was art mag on mag was there that was? That was 2017. Yes, that was my second second cousin. Yeah, wedding. Yeah. But wait, wait a minute. So we flew out to Austin. We got a backup. Yes. Was travel report. We're about an hour 45 hour 45. Yeah, from the Austin airport. And we chose to fly out because it was a direct flight. And we're good hit me up as some of that you're sucking it down to Hey, man, I just drove an hour and 45 minutes from the airport dropping off my daughter and you only have a hot dog in your stomach. It mixes very well with the with the Shang song. My hot dog is singing a song.

13:10 But we get to the airport in Austin. We're flying Delta and we're checking in our delay, we're like, Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Yeah, now luckily we we have the American Express. Platinum, which we got specifically for travel. So again, we got to sit in the lounge. That was that was good. Yes. So we are again, we sat in the lounge. Yes. Oh, gosh. It's been so long since we've had this show. So we've done an episode. I can't remember where we're at. So yes, we sat in the lounge, which just was actually that was pretty decent. For free. I don't think you get free alcoholic beverages. But I got a free. I gave the guy a big tip. So he didn't show. Nice. He's like hey, thanks. Yeah, cuz they had a whole array of foods and Bloody Mary. It was great. That you were Yeah, but it's only a three hour flight. And so then you know, once you're on the plane we're in. Now we were supposed to pick up Christina who was coming in from Amsterdam. But we were way late.

14:08 My sister was delayed coming in from Amsterdam on different flights. So they waited for her, drove her out. And they had and we had a pig Airbnb. Oh my gosh, it was so there was 11 people in the Airbnb right? So it was my sister, sister Willow with her two kids, Matteo and sabe. And her husband Alessandro, the Italian comedian, comedian, film producer, and Chef, he's always in a good mood always in a good mood always. And Tiffany with her husband, Quito and her son, Julius, and the cousins all know each other now then they love Christina. And so they're like, Oh, we came in late tired. Yes. And they'd actually they tried to wait with dinner. But they started anyway really got there what it was late Alessandro had had cooked 12 hours cooked a nice meal and And yeah, it was I really really enjoyed it. It was camping because you know, the air b&b sleeps 29. Now it doesn't even sleep 11 Really? Very much so, but okay, but here's the thing. So we're in bed. It was the first night.

15:21 I got really good. And so it was a little tipsy. So there's shared bathrooms and this and it's like, rooms next to each other. So my sister and her husband are in one room next to us and my nephew and his girlfriend. She was along for the ride. I see. Yeah. And Tina is like, Hey, want to fool around? I can hear my sister breathing in the next room. That that makes it all that much more exciting. You insane? He's getting old folks. No, it's just a hard No. Even if they couldn't hear. It's just the idea. My sister got rejected. Yes, you did. Oh, my sister. My sister was next door. It's like that makes it that more more exciting. Wait until we're hanging out. Uh, you're at your family's house. Oh, I love that. Oh, nevermind. i That's not for me. You're laughing. But and but and then I tried. I tried really? He was not giving Oh noes. Frigid? Yes. Yes. I am known all over the world as Mr.

16:33 Ice. Ice Man. That's right. flees. But it was so much fun in the house though. I mean, there's so much energy so much joy. I mean, talking and, and hanging out. I love laughing last time I saw your sisters your even Christina was when we got married. Yeah, yeah, that was let me think how long 20 Oh, yeah, look in your ring. Yeah. What adds 20 Splinter anniversary. I know what it is. I go you don't know. Oh, yeah, it's in my ring because I had it. No, yes. He has to look. No, no. I knew I was just testing you.

17:16 Anyway, it was a great time in the Airbnb. And then the next day, we had to go to our monk to the cemetery for the German and to place your dad in the ground and you're really your your little remembrance each was so nice. And so thoughtful. Yeah, it was very good. It was really really good. Yeah. Thank you. Well, everyone liked it. Yeah. And then I got to I got to spend time with Uncle Don, which was great. He gave me a book. I really well Don likes the blondes baby. Believe me. Everyone's like Don's like container. No surprise there. He was. So swipes barely in the ground and already is like, Oh, yeah. No, he's he misses her. So I broke my heart. And I said to him, I go, Well, I asked him before now he's, yeah, I asked him what people reaching out. And I said, you know, how was that? And he said, You know, I just wish people wouldn't, wouldn't talk about themselves. He said, and I and I, and I'm paraphrasing, because I don't remember exactly what he said. But it was almost to the point of, instead of saying, Oh, my gosh, I can't imagine how hard it would be for me. Just talk about so you actually said people are projecting? And he said yes. He like God. Yes, that's exactly what he told a story. That, you know, because you still of course, you know, I guess CIA, your State Department or something pays for all this stuff. And, and he had a grief counselor call him and the woman called and said that Mr. Gregg,

18:47 I'm calling use a grief counselor says what's a grief counselor? And so anyway, she explained and said, Well, come on by and she came by. And what he loves so much is that we're just talking and she said, Gosh, that's really shitty. And the and he he loved that so much that she had said that it was shitty. So that's exactly right. It's shitty. Yeah, it's because he was the only child. You know, his mom, of course, you know, very close. And then mag taking care of everything really, you know, while having a career in CIA herself. Yeah. Yeah. Unbeknownst to most family. It was so nice. I didn't. I didn't really even get to talk to him at the wedding five years ago. So it was nice to actually sit down and have the conversation with him. And then the next day, he gave me a book that he had just finished reading and he gave it to me and it was so fun. There was people coming in all over the place and there was a source like 50 or 60. This woman showed up and he looked at me goes Oh, no, who the hell is she? You got me I don't know. But that was really nice. For me. It was great to see my cousins, Lucy Allison, John Burr and reconnect with them. We're all now in our 50s and 60s, like holy crap. And then people got up and told stories about your dad, which is really cool because not ever having met him. It was just so nice to hear stories. Like really? That's my dad. I didn't know that.

20:14 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that was lovely, but lot a lot of socializing. Because then right after the internment, we went and had lunch, then we wouldn't had dinner that night with everybody. And then we had a brunch the following day. So we're like, Oh, good. And then you do a show. After the brunch. I did the show. Yeah. Which is okay. I actually had a lot to talk about, you know, my cousin John. He sent me a note. He said, Hey, listen to the first hours really funny stuff, you know, because there was a lot of that. He said, Yeah, I'm okay with maths mandates, but I love the stink guy comment. That was hilarious. You have to understand my family is anything but conservative. They used to be conservative until Obama and then it kind of changed.

20:58 Because when we flew out we didn't have to wear a masks. The bass man was this was also interesting, because I'd say 30% on the plane, most masks still coming back. Definitely. Yeah, back seemed like a little bit more. But it was nice. Yeah, it was nice to go without masks. I know. Pa lovely. Really delayed coming back to Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah. No, actually, we we took an Uber to Brooklyn. We spent here we we went to Brooklyn. Exactly. We'll talk about that. So why did we go to Brooklyn Tina to see my youngest daughter. Yes. Yeah. And how was that it was fun. It was really nice. I had a really, really nice time. So we met her for dinner on Monday night. And she is if I can just say objectively, yes, she is. New York.

21:48 Oh my gosh. She worlds in manche and I'm like, Okay, I know this energy. I know. This New York is different. A little different than the 87 New York energy. But she's got that energy. She's got that Pow, pow, pow, pow, Pune, Pune. Love. See, I noticed because I spent the day with her on Tuesday. We were walking in like, I walk fast. She walks fast. And I finally said, Look, dog as fast as you. But she knows everything about that city. Everything. And it's just here. We had that we had the nicest time. It was lovely. Lovely. We ended up going to a French restaurant. Monday night and this chick was hitting on Christina right away. Right away. Like this chick was like, oh my god, I love you. And then as she was leaving the girl grabbed it was really nice meeting you come back anytime y'all. Yeah. Christina letting off the sex vibes there. Oh, man. And then yeah, so then we we had a lunch with Janice Dean. Oh, that's right. Yes.

22:52 Yeah. The next day we Yeah. Janice Dean is writing a book and she is I'm in this chapter about me. It's it's a David and Goliath. Yeah, it's a theme and people aren't familiar with her. She went really modeled to mono with Governor Cuomo because of him putting the elderly people back into the nursing homes. And she consequently lost both her in laws as a result. And then she does. Yeah, she just went up against him. And yeah, and she she does the TV meteorologist. She does weather for Fox News. And I Yeah, we connected through Megyn. Kelly right. But she brought her husband Sean. This guy. Yeah.

23:36 He's like, he's in the New York Fire Department in the Intelligence Division. No, there was I didn't. I just thought they fought fires. And he's like, Oh, no, there's all and he was explaining a lot of stuff. How to I mean, there's a lot of intel that it's one of the few and I think maybe the only one in the country. That's all since 911. Now all these different things, but just fast. Really nice people. So incredibly sweet. So nice. Yeah. Then, see, then we had another dinner, right? Yeah, we had dinner with that Elise and her her roommate, which was a lot of fun. Yeah, that's a Chris, you said you guys had shopping day. I went out with Christina. We hung out. And then Christina came back with us, which was really talking about your walking adventure in Brooklyn. Oh, my.

24:21 All right. So as I think we've established on episode one, probably not the best when it comes to directions on the ground. Really put me 1000 feet or more above the surface. I'm your guy. So we were gonna go to a bookstore. And I said, Oh, let me look on my map. And of course, I have graphene OS I've got my OTG. So who knows? It's like yes, sometimes the mapping works sometimes. I'll blame it on the technology. So we're gonna go find this bookstore. We don't find the bookstore. We do find ourselves in Hasidic Brooklyn, where we're being looked at like, Who are these two freaks? Are you Not supposed to venture into that area?

25:03 No, I have no problem with it. I don't give a shit. You know me like, Hey, are you getting the stink eye then? Because we were definitely stuck out. Yeah, that we why because I didn't have curly Q's and a hat. And Christina definitely did not have her flats on, or nor does she have a little scarf, because that's the dress code. And so when once we were there, it actually was a very, very cool area. You know, we were underneath the L train as it went over. You know, that's kind of a very New York moment when that happens. So why don't we jump in an Uber and we'll and we'll go find a bookstore and we wound up in Greenpoint, which is the wealthiest of woke neighborhoods in Brooklyn. And it's a night it looked like a really nice bookstore.

25:51 Where the religious section was first we went in the doors are wide open we go with like crew Excuse me. Do you? Want you to wear a mask? Yes, no, I don't have my mask. They had masks for us. And right away, you know, it's okay. And you're not used to new glasses. No glasses are fogging up. And Christina. You know, she's a reader, ma'am. But she she just she was having a hard time finding something like, Hey, can I see your religious section? But Tina, there were eight books. I know. Three of which were the Bible. Okay. i This is something to do with zealot. Yes, zealot? Exactly. Thank you. Which is because, you know, I'm a conspiracy theorist. So I'm always looking for all all angles. So as I'm opening up to God and Jesus, I see. You know, that's why Evidence That Demands a Verdict has been like a mind blowing. So when it comes down to the, to the actual evidence, like, Okay, I already said, to have the celebrity and have your name known after 2000 years, you you had a pretty good, you know, show, there's no doubt about it.

27:07 I had a challenging conversation with Christina about it, because Christina didn't like the fact that you refer to God as God. Well, yes, I mean, remembrance, I talked about my dad who got baptized again, probably five years before he passed, and he had a community and a church that he went to regularly as, as he could. And I was talking about just my dad, and I didn't communicate really at all. And we had a very troubled relationship. But the end of my remembrance, I was saying, you know, he taught me so much. And one of the things is, it's never too late to, to be saved. And I think I said it more or less like that, like that. It's like, thanks that you opened my mind to God and to Jesus, it definitely didn't hurt. So the next morning, Christina is like, what is this? This is God stuff.

28:00 What is this? What is this God stuff? She said, is really she said something almost heartbreaking. She said, I don't want to lose another parent. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Are you worshiping this guy in the sky that has a big beard and everything? And I said, Yes, exactly. That guy. No, first of all, it's only because your communication with a mom is I don't think she's lost her parents say but I understood what she meant by saying like, are you going are you going nuts? mofo? That was basically yeah. I applaud her for being vulnerable and honest enough to say that and what I was proud of, for myself is like, I wasn't defensive. I said, yes. Yeah, I believe in God. And, and I pray and I think I was the one that asked her, Why does that bother you so much? And that's when she said, I don't want to lose another right? Yeah. Right. Yeah.

28:51 And, and we just talked for a bit and she was like, okay, yeah, yeah, that's fine. No, and she was very interested in the book. Oh, yeah. That's why she had that's why she took her talk. I hope she took that. Yeah. Yeah. So there's that there's a God talk. Yeah. And then, most of them we headed to home on last Wednesday, when we were ready to go home. We're like we are done. The socialites haven't had a vacation. We've just been traveling and socializing and everything. No beach, no sand. No, no, a lot, you know. And so we've had Christina here for the last three days. Four days. Yeah. So that was just lovely.

29:32 Yeah. And it was just complete opposite of where we were. So just the three of us hanging out here just chilling out. She was cooking. She kept saying Why am I so tired? I'm like, because you're completely relaxed. That's why you're so tired. How does my kid cook? Hmm. Oh, yeah. She cooked us two fabulous meals. Yeah, yeah, he's like this. She's, she's delightful. This is what I make for cults. Yeah, to when I'm in the cult, make this as easy. So I paraded her around Main Street yesterday and introduced her to my boss and a few other people and yeah, she's she's one to parade around. Yeah, she's lovely. She was lovely having her here and hopefully she and Kevin can come sometime soon Kevin's her boyfriend?

30:13 Well, yes. Is he stupid rules? Yeah. Can't come if you're not unless you're vaccinated, fully vaccinated. That has to go. Yeah, that's the go. So that was our adventure to New York. And then in two weeks, we're off to South Carolina. Yes, we got the big no agenda meeting. I guess there's 80 people. I don't know why you're making that number. I'm pulling that number out. Seems like my Instagram friends are coming. So I'm really happy. No, I also must say, we didn't get to see any of your Instagram friends in New York. Now. I know. Sorry, MiGs. That kind of suck. I was hoping to see MiGs. It's like the mix. I correspond with him it was mixed. Tell us about me is the no agenda. He's an agenda just for people know, it's like my wife DMS with men all the time.

31:01 Yeah, but I'm okay. Were you okay with me? Of course I am. I have to approve who you talk to, though. You're not okay with me dealing with women. I know that we understand how the system where we go back where he makes me laugh. The things that he posts on his Instagram are just outrageous. And I just love them. So I really wanted to meet him. He's the he's the gender producer, right? He's the New York. He's the Milton black man in New York. I think he's Mexican. I think he's no, no, he's, what is he? He's black. And I think he's Milton. Milton. Yes. millets. But he I think he's in the financial industry. I'm not 100% Sure. I haven't really talked to him about that better. And he militant banker, but he was the one that said, Look, if your daughter needs anything, you just let me know. Yes. That's the kind of guy that any guy who says that? Yeah. She's my daughter. She's my stepdaughter. I just love his posts though. He cracks me up. He cracks me up. I just I yeah, I don't even know him. And I love him. And then Salvador. I think Salvatore, I think that's his name. He's also coming to the no agenda meetup. And I talked to him. He knows a lot about religion a lot. Yeah, we're having some discussions to key A Yes. And He's coming. He's also from New York note. He I believe he lives in South Carolina. He's traveling and I think his some of his family members are coming to I can't keep everybody straight. And then so happy to be sharing some of this meetup. responsibility with you.

32:31 I'm your handler, dude, no, no, your celebrity. I'm not your handler. So here's the thing. These meetups and people want to talk to Adam. And they they are so I just love them all because they're so kind and generous. And I just I love talking to them, asking them how they found out about no agenda. But everybody wants to talk to Adam. So I have to basically Usher him around because if somebody captures his interest, He will not leave and I'm like, Dude, this guy over here needs to talk to you. He's from California. He's from he drove all the way from Indiana. Whenever it works. When you do that, you say Hey, guys, I'm really sorry. I gotta take out him. He has to meet some other people. There was like okay, okay, if I'm, I don't want it's just not me.

33:13 Well, you start talking about military or guns. And you got you have Adams complete attention. Do you work on f 35. spread around Mikos Cummings. Am I saying her name right. She's coming. Yeah, she's driving in from Jacksonville. Yeah, so I get to meet her Jacksonville to South Carolina, Jacksonville, Florida, to try and get her husband to come so she's coming. Brian, the eligible. Ryan the most eligible? Hi, Brian. Um, I'm trying. I'm still trying. He's coming. So but I know he's been chatting with Dame Jennifer. So I'm just I'm just watching from afar.

33:56 Yeah. So I am fully entrenched in this no agenda community. I really am. Well, I got I'm friends with a lot of people. You are the Instagram outlet of the show. No one else is on Instagram. So we're flying to South Carolina. And we'll just be there Monday through when we got a lot of other stuff coming up, though. We have people that we have our friends coming next weekend. Yesterday, Tiffany and Rob coming we're taking we're going out to dinner with them. They're going to spend the night we're going to Austin for their party the following weekend. And then we leave on Monday for South Carolina and right after that weekend party. Yeah. Oh man. And then the following weekend is our anniversary.

34:37 What are we doing? What are we doing? Well look in your ring to make sure you have the date right. We talked about what's in my ring that will say Oh, share the story, baby. Story up the message in your ring. Oh, here we go. Oh, I'll tell I'll tell people what's in my ring. Can can tell the story all right. It says forever clumsy. May 19 2019 Yeah, so story when Adam Oh, gosh, this is one of the very first messages gentlemen pay attention slick move ahead, slick move.

35:20 He got into my reptilian brain because he uses his player handbook because right now when cash we are texting, this is early early on, I think. Fill me up. Hold on. I got Phil's glasses. This is his third glass to my one. No, but this is two and a half. Whoa, okay. Sorry. You're fired from the bar. All right. Thank you. Um, so anyway, one of the first one of the very first text messages that he sent me he was starting to court me was, let's get clumsy. And I was like, I like no, let's be clumsy. Let's be clumsy. I liked it. Because it kind of gave me like, there was just there was no more be myself.

36:08 There was more leading up to it though. Like this is new. I don't know what I'm doing. You know, this is it was weird for both of us. We weren't really looking for anything. I mean, I had, you know, just women banging down my door, obviously. And you mean the escorts? Wow. So rude. 300 bucks a pop. Kind of cheap horror. That was What's interesting, though, is when Christina comes. I get a lot of information out of her when she she said when my dad first started talking to you. You told me that you were a little crazy. That's not what I don't mean. I don't think I ever said that. I don't I if I did, I would say that. But it's so interesting how much I learned about you. But what's what's interesting is when I say no, I don't remember that.

36:58 You're like, Yeah, okay. And you believe Christiane? I don't she says, Yeah, Dad used to be really angry when he was younger. Like, his weed. He was angry. That is not the man. That has nothing to do with the weed. I was just angry. With weed. I was angry. I was angry. I was angry about a lot of stuff. Absolutely. There was nothing out there. I have over the moon. Are you kidding me? Look at my life. I know. Now I just pray. Just keep it the way it is. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, good, Lord. Keep it going. Yeah, totally grateful. I'm grateful. super grateful. But it's just so interesting how I get all these little tidbits of information, which again, again, not not true. Not like at dinner, which I want to talk about, but at dinner when everybody wanted to climb underneath the table. I love you baby.

37:57 Daughter is is. She's what I like about her is she just says it like it is whatever he does. And you know, whatever. That's the Virto whatever her recollection is. She just says it like it is yeah. She's a good egg. I love Christina dearly. I get along with her really, really well. And she just adores you. It's so weird for me. Maybe you have the same. I look at her. I still see the 19 year old. I don't see a 31 year old woman. It's very hard. I have to I have to really think about it. She says to me, I'm in single digits until I get to 40 I'm like Oh, brother. Anyway, how did we get on to this? So oh, the clumsy story? Yes. And oh, being busy and yeah, yeah. But yes. So then. What's it gonna say? Oh, so I don't know. Yeah. So we have a lot of things coming up.

38:52 Before we also send Phoebe off to prison camp. Oh, wait a minute back up. So we hired this trainer. We talked about the trainer in the last episode, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Second, let me just open my mouth and put my mice my slipper in my face here. Holly combs you know, she's helping us with Phoebe. And she goes, yeah. You know, she says, I didn't know you guys were famous. I said, What's this you guys business? I'm the same as, hey, I'm on your wiki page. I listened to your podcast and I was like, what? And the minute she said that I'm like, Oh, fuck. I know. I know. I know exactly what I said. She goes, Do you think I really look like Hillary Clinton?

39:44 And she said it was worse. He said, I really liked it. I'm not so sure about the Hillary Clinton comment. But I meant busted. I meant young baking my cookies from my man Hillary. He's bagged quite A keeper. So, yes, I mean, you obviously you didn't mean any, any at all. But it was just so funny. I'm like, Adam. There have been other times where he's been. He's been you had you were on a, you were doing a podcast with somebody, and you said something about somebody's business and I said, Dude, you need to edit that out. You cannot say that. And he did. Not that that was a real disparaging comment, but it was just so funny that she mentioned it. So Holly came, she had hotdogs.

40:35 Oh my god. Remember, it's also known as high value. Hey, your Phoebe actually was she was like, oh, Phoebe's doing pretty good, you know, and she's not. Go ahead. Maybe she's not. Well, we had a little issue with the scooter when I was taking her for a walk. She was not Oh, no. So I'm gonna with the choke down but that's you. Yeah, she doesn't. She loves Alpha Dog. I'm like, Oh, she's the girl that brushes me. How was your how was it? Well, okay, so Shana who usually comes who would come and house it and who has done it before? Was Phoebe for us? Can make it like, Man, this is a week. So she has no don't worry. I've got Julie. Julie has the canine Country Club, which is not far from Kerrville. So okay. And I'm not far from comfort. It was also not far yeah, comfort. So I take her there. The whole intake and discussion and the SD win interview and how she with other dogs. I'm like, well, she likes to eat other dogs. But we really guys, I don't know, you know, as we do not so sure. So this is a it literally is like a country club. It's a big place for them to run around. And they all sleep in the in the same trailer, which is all air conditioned. It's all real. It's all nicely done. And I'm like,

42:05 Okay, well, you know, let's see how she does and she got accepted to come in. But I did get some texts while we were in New York saying well, okay, she's not that great with integrating with the other dogs. So we're going to keep her a little separate. And we're like, oh, no, but now ultimately that worked out okay. And, and but Phoebe is is she's changed a little bit. Oh, return when she got home. She was not happy with us. She like you people. You What did you do to me? I am not loving up on you. And I'm not digging this. Yeah, but I don't know. She seems she seems like she's listening a little better. Like she she's a little bit more clingy. Have you noticed very clean? Yeah, she's like, she's like, Oh, shit. I don't want to get stuck in the tree like so. I think she's like, Oh, these these guys have some power over me. Maybe I should like do what they say. You love her. She's uh, yeah, she's just a lovely, lovely dog. But so So Holly tells us get some apples and some carrots. She will really love those. So of course Adam right away buys the biggest pack of apples he can find and carrots carrots and she's like now just like the freakin jolly ball. It's still the lawn. So she's not interested in that and Oh, my goodness.

43:24 Oh my goodness. Yeah. But no, she's, she's, I think she's finally warmed back up to us. So she's but she's a little bit more clingy. So she's walking a little better on the leash with me. And I had some, you know, the two labs attacked her double team jury yesterday and she was much calmer than usual. So I definitely noticed a little difference. There's some she was something different. They're beautiful with Christina 201. My sister Lisa kept saying I Well, I'm not sure why she kept going over after Alison. I'm not sure she must not like Alison's energy. That's okay. That's fine. If she thinks that yeah, it's too bad because we like Alison. There's no two ways about this. Put a muzzle on Phoebe.

44:06 I do want to mention, just has been on my list that we want to say hi to the people who made the wine that we had the last time who made the wine? Yes. That was the Texas wine that Greg gave gave us. Yeah. Because he went straight to them and said, Hey, do you know that your wine has Illuminati sickness? Science? Like what do you mean Illuminati science. He says Look at this. Look at this. My friend Adam. He's like, No, man. That's that's a Holy Cross. We're really religious. Looks like an Illuminati sign to me. Oh my gosh. So anyway, we're invited to the opening that the grand opening.

44:47 Yeah, cuz this wine is Brent. That was the one we had were hobnobbing with. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Greg finally installed our stair stair railing, which we? Yes, because Christina was definitely relying on it. So thank Thank you, Greg. Yeah, I'm real happy with speaking wine. We did go to the wine event at vaudeville. So when they when they give out their wine to their wine club members, they have an event beautiful. I mean, if you ever come to Fredericksburg you gotta you gotta go to the way to go. Yeah, did this whole private area and that was really, really nice. And of course, Adam got recognized. Yes. Did he know you from Joe Rogan? Most people do know, but they recognize you when you first went to vaudeville with Lisa, and you were trying to get a table and they told Rashard who you were like, Hey, buddy, give that guy a table. Did you get a table right away? Right away. All right. Yes.

45:41 I guess it pays me Adam curry. It does. But that was a fun. That was a nice event. We're slowly getting integrated into the into that. It's not that big here. No, it's not that big. But yes. I need Julie and Ben to get here. Come on already. Yeah, really, Julie. And so you know, Julie and Ben have a whole bunch of mesquite trees that have grown on their property and I was talking to Tommy Oh, Tommy we have not connected Tommy and Alison yet. We're very sad. Spirits Do you on what you said? Because I said about and I said Allison cleans up right. I want to correct something. Allison is very, very cute. I mean, there's no doubt about are you hearing that girl, but the problem is, it's like you asked me to say you know Tommy asked me honestly says Hey, dude, what's your what's the like? And I'm not gonna lie to the guys it's cleaned up real well, man.

46:37 Nice. But it is not a that is not what okay. What should I have said? I should have said she looks great for her age. These are all things they said non winner you can't as a guy you can't win. She's got a great personality. Holy shit. Why don't I just just call her a double bagger? Great personality. I said Tommy. So I told you man, I heard you talking and use I said I was I when I heard you say she cleans up nice. Like oh, Adam, you screwed up. You screwed up some screwed up. Alison is very cute. Yes. A cute little figure. Yes.

47:18 Another thing I could not say. If I say well, how does she look? And I say on the show. She's got a cute little figure you'd be giving me stink. Like no way so it's could not win that one. But Tommy came by he did the plants and he's gonna do the trees and we talked for a bit he's like, amen. So was it Yeah, you should totally go over there man. Totally trust me on this one. Yeah, so I don't know how I'm gonna the only miserably but you got to make that happen and Shana I think yeah, I'm just Yeah. Anyway, I'm working on I'm working on Remy. So you, Brian, you have Tommy be a Shana you have Allison? Yeah, I think they should start a bridge club.

47:58 Sounds like we got a foursome. Hey, I found a golf pro forest too, by the way. You did. You didn't tell me about Yes. With my beating today that I had with Sandra. Oh, pro forest. Yeah. Oh, because we've been talking. Yeah, yeah. Amy like exercise. Get out. Go go to the 100 degree weather should be good. You'll be sweating like a champ. But flakes off is very, it's a very cowboy thing. It turns out it's pretty hot out there. And then of course that's what the cowboy part. I don't mind. I you know, I played golf when I was 13 I think my parents were super golfers. So really? Yeah, that's probably we will get that then.

48:39 Oh, definitely. My mom golf all the way up until surely say, sir. Yes, I did. I was very good fencer, actually. Yeah, award winning. Yeah. Tournament winning federal award winning. I won. I won third prize National Digital ribbon. I got a medal. Okay, bronze national championships in my age group. All from you know, they came to the school. You know, how they do that. We're gonna get some fun to watch kids. Y'all go sit there and in the auditorium like, oh, fencing, and then they always pick a couple of kids out of the out of the group and they can then fence like, oh shit, I want to do that. That was cool. And they said, well come by the studio and you can learn how to fence and I was like, Okay, I want to learn how to fence and I was pretty good. Nice. Yeah, I have it's about like ballet.

49:26 Really? Yeah. Yes. Very similar. The ballet. Yeah. My first position everything same thing. Yeah. But I prefer golf. That would be fun with you. Only with you. I just want to do stuff with you. Yeah, me too. Yeah, like our flying we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna up my I'm gonna get my instrument rating. And I found a great a great place in Burnie not far from here. They have they have the Cirrus. They got all the cool planes. I don't know if it was Elise or Christine. Oh Christine ever seen. You know, there's more small planes that crash than anything like oh that is that's not the right statistic. No. Let's thank you. Yeah, right off the bat Paul Alvis loves $100 Oh, how many sets is that? Well, I wrote down the dollar amount because he sent it at the time when it was because I don't have the exact exchange rate. Here's the thing though. I thought Julie had also sent something but I can't find it from her so I don't and it's very possible that stuff is just broken on on my end and a couple issues. We call the customer service lines Lightning Network. Yes, I'm definitely going to talk to the to my rep, comics or Blogger 10,033 He's always there Howdy, Tina. And ACU anti Vax couple pure bloods baby audience of carrying the keeper podcast is invited to listen to AI dot cooking podcast about artificial

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51:45 Then we have 5000 SATs from Leon. Let's see. I don't know if the close enough to y'all But Christ Church, Presbyterian and Kerviel will be perfect for the curries. Oh, thank you well, we have the prayer that we have the the Episcopal Church here and the bridge and got that so I think we're pretty good there. Another one Oh Is love the gods say from Leon as well. 5000 love the God talk have to agree with Adam about contemporary Christian music being a poor imitation of pop music. Good worship, hymns should be designed to be sung by everyone and be rich theologically like most of the old hymns. I don't know there was a lot of older people swaying and digging that modern music Oh, that's fine. Anybody can do it however they want. If you want to be like, play music, this chat chat F 333 33. First, you're drinking wine you found in the backseat of the car and now you're drinking wine someone left on your steps. Oh brother.

52:54 That's right. That's how we roll. Drinking 500 SATs always enjoyed listening to y'all Steven s from North port Florida. He sent that twice actually looks like he said it three times. Wow. 2000 from Dion weird episode 10 shows up in Apple podcasts but not in Fountain otherwise we're streaming SAY WHAT THE FUCK? Okay. All right. Well, that's just technical. Ah, Brian of London. The boost from Israel. Right got booted off a Twitter didn't Brian. Yeah, he did. Well, hopefully. Ilan he'll get back on London another beautiful guy. The booths from Israel has come in during the religious discussion and your holiday next year and it has to be Jerusalem we I really do want to go because we have so many cool people to visit in Israel supposed to be absolutely stunning. Oh, yeah. Johnny I would love to go and then let's go there and then let's hop over to Greece for a few days. Yes, right next door. So I know Julie sent us something but I but I don't see it on the list. I don't know what happened. Oh, and I'm so proud of her for for jumping on Python 3.0 And while I'm walking her through it and so I don't understand why don't see it in my list. It's probably not something she did wrong. But we will figure that out. Julie.

54:11 I'm gonna go to Austin's been I'm gonna go spend some time with her. When I girlfriend time when I need a girlfriend when we're trying to nail down a date. Yeah, still looking for that girl to stay overnight. I have to figure out where because you can't you stay at their house. Why don't want to invite myself. I'll invite you. Hey, Julie continues to your house. No. Would you rather stay at the hotel? At Alison's I could I could find a place to you know, get a hotel with all of the Satoshis we just got we can get one half of a hotel room. In Austin actually, I think you've got a broom closet. Can I see what Okay, look I'm not like you said with that guy. Trouble.

54:55 He's pretty funny. Anyway, all right. I'm sorry, interrupted. No, that's that's what we have. For a donation, very generous. Please go to new podcasts apps.com grab one of these new podcast apps. I tried to I think this I have a feeling that I'm missing some booster grams, but I feel really bad about that. But why is that? Because the shit is not even supposed to work at all. It's amazing that this works. Well we've done the cutting edge of technology, it mean do you see this cut to the blood on my thumb that's from the cutting edge. This notice this isn't completely cutting edge stuff. So everything everyone does is highly appreciated. Because you're proving a point and you're showing that these things do work. Wine on the doorstep also much appreciated. love we love it. They love our Satoshi speaking of Satoshi Oh, so we haven't arrived. That's right. So we have we have a bitcoin miner. We have John Henry Henry. He was in the garage. He's He's cranking out heat.

55:57 He's cranking out the heat cranking out the Bitcoins. And today, two more boxes arrived. There she is Rosie the Riveter Rosie, I named her we're gonna be mining red double double computers. And she's she's more powerful than John Wheeler. Oh, Henry is about 10 Tera hash, whatever that means. Yes, just take it. And Rosie is 14 now. I like being the stronger why, Rosie? For sure. Right. So we're just make we're just printing money here. We're gonna have to put an AC unit in that garage row because it's going to be hot as hell in there. Well, these things crank out the heat big time. It's 100 degrees outside it's going to be hot.

56:39 Well, what some people have been doing is they repurpose that heat. Of course in there in the summer. It's no good for us. So during the summer, it's a problem but they repurpose it in their house. Some people have it in the greenhouse to the heat the greenhouse. It's weird enough heat for green Greg I'm sure can help us because he's helping you build the gasifier cannot wait. I saw Greg and Christy's Instagram Stories today's helping her build something. I'm like, Thank God he finished our stairs. Who's Christie Christie is my friend that I met it at work and then I referred Mike Mike referred Greg and so on. Do you get a IVIG from all this work? You should totally get he's got all they do is send us bills. There's never like hey, thanks. Well actually Greg gave us a discount because we changed the design of the stair railing but no, I appreciate value for value baby yeah, that's the way I appreciate it. I see we have not we appreciate we have nothing but value for value people around us. Yeah, love that if they would only use Bitcoin and be better.

57:45 I want to give a little update on our vegetable garden. Holy crap. We are farmers carry it. We are farmers now we have four tomatoes. We have one full pepper one. At the start of buckling. We do have the start of broccoli. I'm very proud of us and we actually picked some basil we cooked with the basil we did now I'm very proud that we're ready we're we're getting ready well and Adam will go away and he just started stocking up because we're fully expecting that there's going to be food shortages and probably in the fall so slowly but surely we're just stacking up on rice and canned vegetables and just having it in our in our pantry just in case we're also going to get another order from KNC cattle yeah we we we need a specific we have enough ground beef I but yeah, we need more steaks and like other things to do and stuff like that. But yeah, so Adam stocked up we get the largest bag the bag of rice you bought is as big as the 40 pound bag of dog food. Yeah you can live on rice you can live a long throw some beans in there and he bought a huge can of tomatoes as big as you like. If I open that little cans Why'd you buy one of that?

59:08 One ginormous can okay first of all don't say ginormous because that's just not a word. Second, that was the one item that gave me a feeling of being a prepper like look at this thing. One thing scan if I open this up to me at tomatoes, tomatoes and they're like yeah, make mine ours. I have basil. Yes we do we can make plenty of Yes exactly. Can we grow garlic I guess I don't know how growling Garlic Garlic grown Garlic Garlic grow garlic grace. Okay. Garlic grows. I don't know but with our garden though we're we're so it's like we're giddy over these vegetables that are growing and I said to Adam, we're going to have to move them away from the fence because I'm afraid the deer are gonna bend over. Deer will not they're not coming up here. They're never that close. It's no no, no. Yeah.

1:00:01 Okay. And if they do, we'll have deer deer meat. venison, we'll be done. So we're so excited. We go out and we we were worried when we were in New York because we're thinking, oh my gosh, it's gonna be warm in there's not going to be a lot of rain. And then we came back and it was like, they just pops. Yeah, well, I put the irrigation system in. I also got water every single day. And we also did have some rain and thunderstorms. So that was good. Yeah, it really grew really well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else? You got any Listen, I have talked about everything on my list. And I think what else here's the stuff I have on my list that I have no idea what was what it was. Are you high or punch drunk? With this moment, when I asked you that, did I ask you if you were high or punch drunk?

1:00:48 I don't remember. Maybe you are high, always causing you distress. I don't know why I put this on my list. I've no. Oh, I did. Go ahead. I don't know what that means. But there's a lot of things that causes me distress though. I'm trying to think what what wrinkles in my clothes causing distress. To me things on the counters very bad chocolate cake on the couch causes me distress. Oh, Christina. Yeah. We played a mean game of Scrabble, Scrabble with Christina and Adam. I have to say, I have to give a shout out to my husband. He used all of his tiles. Usually Adam loses. I beat his ass all the time. My words are like, bus. A Dog. Cat. Funny.

1:01:39 Funny. No, that's too much. So Adam use all seven tiles and we didn't know but first of all, my daughter is a shill. Worse. She's a ringer. She's a ringer. She's like, Yeah, let's play some Scrabble. And I've never played on a board before line. And she's like, bam bam, bam. When when I'm used to winning so I did. QI most used Word and scrabble check it out. Here's proof and like to she comes up with these words. I think it's a word. Let me look it up. You're cheating anyway. But Adam used all seven times. painless, painless, and then you get a 50 point bonus.

1:02:21 Little did I know. I still lost my daughter. Still beat my ass. She's a cheater. Speak for yourself, Indiana. I don't see that. I'm very competitive. I did not find anything kinda competitive. Yeah, anyway. So distressed. Yeah, that distressed me wrinkles distressed me stuff on my counter. Distressed me. What else what else? But it out? What else can What else can I not laundry. The freaking dryer distresses me. That thing distresses me to too many sensors and bullshit that just stops working. But overall, I'm pretty calm the least craziest of your all my wives. Even though my parents even though I apparently said she's crazy. She's not even something I would say.

1:03:22 Anyway, it's okay. You married me. I locked it down. Maybe I said Look at those eyes. I said would be crazy. No. I said Yeah, that's so funny that he said that because he locked this shit down real quick. Real quick. Here's my key. a month into a relationship. You told me you loved me and gave me a key. And then any broke up with the multiple women you were dating at the time? Almost all of them almost. Yes. I know. There was one that lingered for a while. That's another story. I don't even know what you're talking about. Anyway, I've got everything on my list. What else is on your list? I'm done with my list. That's all I guess it's a show then. Ellison is is too long. I am very proud of you. Why? For doing the show. Oh, thanks. Yeah, you're real podcaster.

1:04:08 Yeah. So now that we're back home. We're settling back into stuff, right. Except for our trip to South Carolina. And there's going to be lots of stuff to talk about. Yeah. Yeah. Right after our anniversary. I'm going into 21 Day liver detox. So no drinking for me, but we'll be drinking. We'll be watching you drink. Yeah, a lot. Yeah. Because when you go into date, detox, sad day. No, it's not liver detox. I'd be nice and fresh and clean. Oh, people don't realize that. Would you do this with me again, and I don't know. 14 days. I'll be here baby. We'll be back with another curry in the keeper.

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