0:00 And she can keep them. Everything's fine. You got all that you need Karianna keeper carrying the keeper for February 11 2022 Episode Six Hello my queen. Here we are again. Here we are, um, right across from you. Yes. And that's close enough. Yes. social distance. If you haven't heard oh man, Adam has the poof but first, let's cheers. Well, do we do you want to tell us what we're drinking? We're drinking the soda. Yes, of course. We're drinking a 2019 Cabernet Sauvignon decoy. So I think we've had this before.

0:52 And where do we get this bottle from? I found it in the in the back of your car. I'm taking Phoebe to the vet to get her groomed. Because she's Stankey. And I look back and I'm like she's sitting there with the bottle. Where the hell did that come from? I don't know where it came from. I have no idea that I do not recognize. I mean, what would it be doing in the back of my car? You tell me. I don't know. But anyway, sure is not. Now. This is interesting because Adams taste is a little bit off. No, no, it's not a little bit off. It's it's haywire. Yeah, some things taste completely wrong. Yeah. So let's let's try anything. Cheers. Cheers.

1:34 I love you. I love you too, baby. I wish I could kiss you and hug you six feet dude. Oh, smooth, written smooth and like this. It's very good. I guess we should tell everybody now that I had a sip of wine. Thursday. Yeah. After no agenda. And it was like biting into a piece of tinfoil. It was now it was iraf. So decent wine. Oh, yeah. But it's something something interacted with it. This is this is good, though. It's very good. Which is something different. It's full body that likes it. It's deep red.

2:19 It's full body. Full body. I listened to you. I taste. Let's see. What do I taste currents? Maybe a little bit of blackberries? I don't know. I even winging it. I even checked to see if you could drink it with the doxycycline. Oh, did you? Yeah, I'm on it. Because I'm on Docs. Like, see what if that'll give me a good buzz? Yeah. Yeah, the only thing that does is diminishes the effect. Yeah. And I'm basically on it because I have to you have to finish it because it's an antibiotic. Yeah. I think it really happens to tell the story. So Adams got the Cuf. Yeah, so a lot of questions in the air about whether we're going to make it to Nashville or not. You're moving way too fast. You're moving so fast. First of all, I do have issues. I have serious issues. Now.

3:08 I'm noticing me No, no, no, let me let me so there's some there's some brain fog or confusion that's taking place and it's very annoying. Because I'm not used to that. And and I'm doing weird things. Such as I could not just after dinner, I could not get the pans and the pots into the same drawer. You know, you have to kind of arrange them. And I know how they're supposed to be and my brain is just not good. Now, before we started, I had to replace a battery for the for your headphone amplifier. Okay. So I took out the old battery, got the new battery, came back here. And then realize I had put the old battery back in and thrown the new battery out. Oh, no. So there's something there's some something.

4:00 Wiring is a little bit off. I know we had when we had the conversation about dinner like you were not understanding what I was saying. No. And I even said, you know, I got COVID Just so you know, so I'm I may sound unreasonable, but I'm not. I'm not understanding what that what's happening here. Yeah, yeah, this is really weird. But I have to say you have a very mild form of it. You had a fever for about two days, low grade fever. And now now I'm like, 97 Now I'm withering away into global cooling or something. It's very, it's very, very strange. And I think my voice is a little different, too. Is it a little different now? No, sounds the same. Okay, so maybe drink more wine, but it's but I mean, we're pretty fortunate. So it's been mild for you. You know, Dan has been Superman. You've just been tired and you'll get the little bit of the brain fog taste is a little bit off. Well, I'm very aware of my body and how it feels and my brain. I think I use it as a tool. Yes, and I can feel I can feel something's off and then in my body, it's just like other fluids you feel kind of mad. But this is specific, like some some gears are not turning. Yeah. Don't like it.

5:12 My sister Lisa said that her kind of brain fog lasted for a couple of weeks. But I don't like hearing See, I really don't like hearing that. Yeah, cuz you gotta be on your game. You got a lot going on? Well, unfortunately and apologies that we didn't do the show on Wednesday. But at that point that was kind of the height of me feeling bad. You want it to to Yes, just because I have a 40 year career and record of never missing a live broadcast a broadcast who took you down? No, you did. You said we're not doing it. I'm not going to do the show that you took me because I said you need to rest up for no agenda. So we could do we could do Korean. Which Which is true, I think and I'm just adrenaline keeps it running. But for the meetup. And for those who don't know there's a big meetup in Nashville on Monday Valentine's Day at a at a roller rink. Actually, it's not Dash was right outside of Nashville, isn't it?

6:08 So I think it's in Nashville. Well, I don't know. It's close. It's close to it's close now. And this is a big no agenda meetup. But mo facts people will be there lots of Korean the keeper listeners. So, you know, technically you're supposed to quarantine for five days after you've not tested positive. Oh, jet. I mean, that's CDC recommends now, there are health care workers who are being asked to come back to work, who are like within that period. So it's not like this is necessarily a horrible thing. Here's the thing. If this whole COVID thing wasn't even going on, we would have been like, oh, Adams got a bug, you know, like, Oh, he's got a two to four day bug, whatever. We would have thought nothing of it. Right. Yeah. But so now the so if I test it, I'm thinking maybe I should test Saturday night. And if I'm, if I'm negative then then like, Okay, three days kind of to Monday. I don't want to get anybody on this. No, no, of course don't want to be a douche. It's just like, holy crap. This probably 200 People coming that many Wow. Yeah.

7:19 Yeah. Big is big. And they're coming for you. You should go by yourself. Okay, I'll go by my buddy. Crisis averted. The keeper will be there. She can answer all your questions. And I have not been. You have not been quarantining core and then inside Yeah, but not away from me. I'm like, well, for some reason, I just don't think I have offered several times. I don't think I'm gonna get it though. I just I'm willing myself. I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see next show. Apologies to Texas slim. We were going to talk to him on Wednesday on this show. Talk about food, Intel of intelligence and the beef initiative. And without the coming up in April, I think it'll be there. I also had to cancel very sad. On Wednesday. My performed my appearance, I was able to live the live morning show on 94.3 rock with Cody. I was at he would I think I was excited. He was excited.

8:26 Like, oh, man, we're gonna kick so much. Adam asked me what my favorite songs were from the 80s. I mean, you can do 70s 80s I mean, it's total kick ass rock show. So now that'll be after the beep See, there you go. I'm reversing worse. That'll be have to Okay. drink more wine did I just want to tell you when we were getting ready for the show, and you had me read just to get my levels. I pulled up Twitter and I have to read this tweet because I think it is hilarious. Okay, so somebody tweeted, Justin Trudeau is a walking menstrual cramp? I have to say I agree. That's it. That's all I'm gonna say. Okay, so I think we should probably talk about the truckers for a moment because it's it's a little more than just news. You know, this. This is a this is a real deal to me. And I think that is to you as well. I mean, you you actually really take it on their fly. Yeah, I'm I'm worried about that. You're an empath. Yeah, I'm definitely worried about them. I don't want anything to happen to them. I, I read a lot about what happened to the people who were at the Capitol on January 6, and there's a lot that I disagree with, and you know, in terms of going in the Capitol, but I think stories are starting to emerge where we don't we don't know all the details and people are treated so unfairly in their in these gulags. And that's my concern for the people in Ottawa is that the government's gonna come after them and they're just hard working people that just want their freedom and I'm, I'm

9:58 worried about them. I hope it comes out. Okay. But I'm worried. Yeah, I think this is going to go global. Oh, for sure. It already is the whole world's watching. No, no, it's just mean the truckers are going global. And it's it's a it's a military tactic without everybody necessarily knowing it when you a naval tactic is to sink ships in front of a harbor. So right, they can't get out, you know, you basically you block it. And this is, this is at the same time an economic and severe, almost instantaneous economic blockade, which will affect everybody. And it's going to be really harsh because especially for people who live in cities, you know, congratulations, you're now going to learn where your food comes from, which is the thing that really bothers me that people don't talk about. trucker specifically. As you know, it's like these are, you know, we have all the pejoratives the media and the politicians are using, but does anyone really realize what they do they bring all of your crap, all of it, all of it.

11:11 At least the elites that want to crush them? Yes. Yeah. And, and so when you have trucks, you know, these, these things aren't just movable. You pull the you pull the brake bolts out, that even if you can arrest them, you can, you're not going to be able to finish this very quickly to resolve this. So the Trudeau Government can only let blues badly. But this is happening in France, it's happening in the Netherlands is going to happen in Austria is starting to happen. I think Germany, it'll be truckers it will also be the farmers with attractors, people who will come out to support them on mass.

11:51 Yeah, it's well, and there's news that there's going to be a convoy in the United States too. And I'm concerned about that as well. Because I just, I don't want any I don't want any harm to come their way. I mean, they just want their freedom. You know, I'm concerned about it. I mean, you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to let that go. Because it's gonna be shit. And no one's stopping this time. This time. It's not going to end. It's not going to end with people going home is just not going to that's not how this will work. And we all have to really support every single one of them because it's our freedom. Our children's freedom, everybody's freedom. Anyway, that makes me sweat.

12:34 Happier. No, much happier. Do you want to know is Phoebe here? Yes, she's buying. Yeah. You put her in the promo picture? I did. I put her in the promo picture. He was so cute. Because right. She came into the studio. Like, what's wrong? What's wrong? She doesn't come in. He likes looking at me what's happened? And I know she's mommy making me take pictures. She was really not like when I pull my hair out. I'm like, trauma around a phone. And she's like, she does not like it. Yeah, I don't know what that she's so special. We're still learning so much about her. I have to tell you though, that the dog shedding the the shedding is out of control.

13:20 Yeah. Anybody has any tips on what to do? I mean, I brush her almost every day. Today. It's crazy. It's crazy. But um, yeah, she's definitely turned in quite the Watchdogs. She watches the house and watches the perimeter and she doesn't play. They don't really play she plays at the bone. And that's it all her toys and play with them. That's not her breed. Now she she likes to guard and and then she just likes to be loved. And let me tell you Adams, the real softy with her one night. One night. She did not want to go to bed. She did not want to go to bed and he was like, Oh, let me just explain. Okay, this is a 9090 pound dog. And you know, if the dog doesn't want to get up, then you can't drag. Well.

14:08 That's what I was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Sheena, slapped a leash on her and drag her as an adult like, oh, maybe she just wants to stay up. And I'm like, she's a dog. Indiana coming out, put the leash on her dragged her ass to bed. And so I said to Adam, he goes, thanks for doing that. I go remember she is a dog. I know. You're softy a little bit. Yeah. Gosh, man. But when it snowed here, she loved the snow. That seems to be her jam. Yeah, you took her out. You're out with this out with her in the snow a lot.

14:49 Oh, yeah. No, she she she totally loves that. Now we have to be careful because this damn skunk. Oh, this is this this thing is the bane of my existence. So I walk out the other morning she woke up her release this Thursday. Yeah. And I'm up. I'm up at five 515 and 630. Here, boom. Like this a half hour early. Oh, let me see what happens. And she was probably hearing my clips. Okay. It sounds just like the v2, doesn't it? It's behind the door. So we so it's dark when God didn't have the flashlight and she immediately because she has excellent eyesight that's part of this breed as well smell eyesight, everything. She got radar. Then she's like, over there. And like, and I see a man and it's a skunk. And we've seen the skunk or it could be a relative, but there's a skunk around here. And so it's kind of weird that he's out there. It's It's It's was dark. And then the skunk starts coming towards us.

15:50 Yeah, like no, no, this way. This way. Let's go this way. Oh, look at this treat. Treat treat treat that way. Yeah. Oh, man, I do not want to get sprayed by this guy. But we have the necessary stuff to watch. Even with the stuff with gout shout out. Yeah, sure. It's not a pleasant thing. Oh, gosh, I do not want to experience that at all. But other than that, she's several people have reached out to us about different dog food and things to help with her allergies. And so I really appreciate you sending me information about that. So we're still we're still working with her on that. But overall, she's she has melded very well with the family.

16:32 Ah, yes. Great. And she she even gets along with, like some of the guys who were working on the generator and stuff and she barks at them. But then when they come in, she's like, okay, isn't she? Yeah, she was the other day. But the one of the neighbors labs walk, ran up to her back fence and she was outside and she was not having it. No, she was not. No, but that lab that lab doesn't live here. That lab is only visiting. So it was it was it was and and and a whole dog and it was a foreigner. Oh, and it was black. So there you go. We have a racist dog obviously. His lab phobic. He's lab phobic lamb Funny, funny. What do you have on your list? My dear? Oh, let's see. Let's see. Well, I had a lot of TV stuff. I found keeps. Hold on. My phone keeps closing out.

17:31 Oh, you thought you had that on your iPad? I've got so many devices. No, I my iPad. I have my emails up my phone. I have emails. I have a couple. Give me some emails. Yeah. Oh, Tanya, Dame Tanya. Ah, Don Dame Tanya from New York. Yes. She. She said Hi, Tina. I just binge the first five episodes of curry in the keeper. And it's delightful. It's great to hear from you and get to know more about you and see a lighter side of Adam. Hmm. Interesting. No agenda is hilarious at times that sometimes it's pretty intense, especially for this New York City snowflake. Well, ah, well, you we love you a dame Tanya. I really appreciate her because she was in New York when when, you know, we didn't know anything. And death and destruction was absolutely around certainly older people in New York and we don't have to go into the reasons for that. But she got very upset at the show. And she I think she stopped listening and no agenda for maybe she still hasn't come back. I don't know. But I understand it. So but the fact that she's still around and still. And I totally get that I follow her on Instagram and on Twitter. But she says, anyway, just a small bit of advice, if you don't mind. Don't feel pressured to skate at the meetup. Several years ago, my mom went ice skating to be more active and she fell and broke her leg in three places. No, no, no, no, no. I'm firmly in that camp too.

18:56 I'm all for being active with safe activities. But I would definitely break my asking skating set, etc. Being on the sidelines with a glass of wine is the way to go. And that was my intention. I'm like, I don't know how to roller skate. And I'm not going to learn and how do you talk to people when you're number one. I don't want to make an ass out of myself because I would just be all over the place. Oh, anyway, that was very sweet of her to send that. Very cool. Yeah, for sure. So let's see what else I got on my list. Oh, I'm gonna talk about what we're watching. Oh, definitely. Okay, let me start. Okay. Lost in Space. Oh, third series. Outstanding. This is a this is for anyone who is as old as me. And you grew up with the original Lost in Space.

19:44 They've totally done it. Right. Parker Posey amazing. Dr. Smith, and, gosh, I forget the actress who plays the mom. She's also famous Adam, pinch this while I was at work well, I'm already seeing things Bismillah AR Dorries series wanted to the couch. Go ahead one. Um, no. I want to talk about a couple things that we finished up. And just like that the second city six in the city reboot. Yeah. And yeah, you know this show I had to see the ad I just had to. So I think it was the last one where Charlotte's daughter spoiler alert if you haven't seen it yet, was getting botnets bud. Remember, I remember Rabbi was a transcriber. Yeah, she was a day it was a day mitzvah. Yeah, it was a trans rabbi and like, could they throw anything more in there? Not that I care. But it just, again, it just seems so contrived to me. So. Um, okay, first of all is not good.

20:52 It's Molly Parker. Who's in? Yeah, she's she happens to be Canadian. Oh, yeah. She when you see yours, like, oh, yeah, I know her. I liked and just like that. And I liked it. Because he did have, I can understand that. If you were sitting down waiting for the mindless Sex in the City timeless, how dare you? How do you recover from that? COVID man, be so mean to me. COVID, man. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, how would you describe it that because there was something about sex in the city that I think particularly the women who watch it, mainly women would just like, let it flow over you kind of like a warm blanket of goodness that you could just kind of not have to think too hard about am I getting the right? Like, you know, sipping that cosmopolitan, you know, right. Enjoying it in a fantasy. Yeah, for sure.

21:55 So that's the problem with the show. It's otherwise as well written I think the the, how they deal with the woke stuff is, is actually not bad. I think it's pretty funny. And they and they make appropriate fun of of them. And then they also make fun of themselves. But it's not sitting back with a Cosmo. You have to think and you're confronted and that I think that's what breaks it to be confronted. fronted when you're confronted with reality, and you don't like Yeah, I know. I know. What's wrong with the de mitzvah? I have nothing's wrong with it. But I just don't want any your TV show. Right? Exactly. You're living the legacy of Sex in the City. So anyway, it's done. So we're on to Pam and Tommy. Oh, hold on. Oh, sorry. It's done.

22:40 To make no bones. And just like that is done. Just like that. But if there will be another series will you watch? I probably Yeah, I will. Yeah, probably. It's not watching without you. Oh. All right. So we're on to Pam and Tommy now and Hulu. It's the story of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Tommy, Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee Jones. Let me set this up. Because back in the 90s when I was I had internet companies and we had we had all kinds of access now this video although it was sold as this is their their home, it was really a it wasn't a sex tech. Well was a sex tape was really their home movie. It was their private. They have them on a lake and kind of like a you know, cruiser yacht type of small type boat. And I've seen the whole thing. The video the whole video. Yeah. And it's really boring because most of it is just swimming around. And then there's, you know, there's scenes of them. Making love I would say really very passionate, very passionate, but I mean, it's it's certainly it's such a violation because of that, because it's so private. It's very hard to watch except when Tommy Lee steers the boat with his schlong that is it has an elbow. That's big. I got to see it. I just got to see

24:16 the thing is outrageous. We can probably look it up. It's just everybody already. Look I went to Moscow with a with Motley Crue with Tommy Lee. Now that was 89 Looks like the one that turned his drums. Yes. Yeah. Okay, um, could not have been a nicer guy. Because the opening scene he starts off being a real jerk to the guy working on his house, who's the one that ultimately stole the tape? Well, and so it's very possible that by 95, when this took place, you know, he had already really blown up and gone over Kenya at that point. A lot of people he got into fights with a lot of people. And I think because of, you know, maybe just the popular already was waning a little bit it went and he went a little bit crazy and it seems like because he has to walk around bare chest and you know look at how big much long is so it may be that he that he became a dick and to really think that he would shortchange a carpenter is is hard to believe just doesn't fit with the guy I know. But by the same token for alcohol ridden overweight carpenter to by himself put a 500 pound vault onto a dolly and roll it out and load it into his truck. Hmm yeah, that's I have some questions he found he found the safe in the garage open out the house and yeah, to move that safe anyway, we're only four or five episodes in and I really feel sorry for her like she was completely violated

25:48 completely. And it's awful. It also there's something that she said and I'm sure it's true I don't know her personally. She said she just wanted to be like Jane Fonda you know, when is that when she's doing her publicity for for Barbara barbed wire, and the in the PR agents as well. You know, what do you dream around you? What do you want to be what your direction says? I want to be Jane Fonda where I can be a sex symbol in Barbarella I can be a badass protester you know, I can protest the war which of course very unpopular at the time she did it. And then she could also do a workout video and start a whole a whole craze of a robust as so. And I think that's something that's very hard for most people but for certainly for women to do that in public life, you are pretty much always put into a into a bracket. And so when I look at her now like you, because a lot of people say well, what do you what do you want to be? What do you do after you want to be you will be activated with Julian Assange.

26:58 But I think it's I think she's really been dealt a pretty shitty hand in general from from the media and from the very industry she comes from, I never really followed her life at all or her career. She's always been just a dumb set of boobs in general. Well, that I think that's how she was characterized. I don't believe that, but I just never really followed her but watching this story, and if it's an accurate portrayal, and I think it's based on a book that he wrote some time ago, I think is based on reporting No, it no somebody referenced it, that he wrote a book and they see the scene. I read something online about who wrote who wrote a book, Tommy, this is Tommy's book that Tommy wrote a book and this series is based some of the details are based on this book. Because you know how he had the conversation with his schlong in the mirror? I guess that was in the book. Can I Can I just so I would just like all women to know who listened to this show. Every man you have ever known has at some point.

28:12 Talk to his penis. What look in the mirror. I guarantee it. Guarantee you anyway assures I'm sitting now some just saying no, no, no, it's not something you do regularly. It's something as a man like, Hey, buddy. Oh, man I did not need to know are like, Hey, man, can't you be like this all the time? You have to be a pop and gross. Why do you have to give away everything. So unnecessary. Anyway, anyway, getting back to it. You know, it's interesting. I like I said, I never really followed her career or life or anything. But i My heart goes out to her because she was completely violated. And oh, no woman ever wants. I wouldn't I shouldn't say no woman because there are women that actually do do that. But anyway, it's it's a pretty decent show. The other one I wanted to bring up was billions.

29:17 Hold on one second. Oh, thank you to the producers of that show for casting Ron Swanson. Oh, the porn guy. I mean, what's your Ron Swanson? Invitation? The Parks and Rec? I like meat and wood. No porn. Yes, Seth Rogen, isn't it to Rogan is like the main guy. Yeah. Good actors. And even the the actors who portrayed Pam and Tommy are, I think really good. Yeah. Yeah. And that's all prosthetics and see boobs. Your boobs are prosthetics. Yeah, we're set for CGI because that it? No, I don't think it's CGI. And Tommy's penis was that was that real? It was a CGI. It was a When it was talking now, they said the people were behind them kind of moving in.

30:06 That was cool, man. That was that was a great kind of weird. No come on because since you talked to yours, I guess it was okay so many jokes I have right now, but I feel I'm gonna stop while I'm ahead anyway. Anyway in my heart my like, like I said you based on this story if it's accurate, you could see that he really really cared for her and it was sad to see what happened to them. So very sad. Anyway, a parent she's no longer on social media. She signed off the social media and she said she was not going to watch the show. Well, there's almost no added value anymore to social media is we're getting very close to it being just bad for your health.

30:51 I agree. Yeah. I mean, it's yeah, it's real. That's why I like Macedon. Yeah, it's like, yeah, just go in there as like, I've seen 10 messages. Oh, I saw this one. Oh, that's it. That's done. There's no algo feed me more shit to keep me there. I can go on and do something else with my life. Yeah. Like be on Twitter. Yeah. Good today. So then I want to bring up billions because you are yard love and billions. Well, okay. Not loving, loving billions like in the beginning. But I'm okay with the change going from x to two prints. Yeah. Me know. So it was really all about x. It was so that guys?

31:34 Yeah, they kept just regurgitating the stories, though. And it just got that's it. They're doing it now again, and it's just I don't know, well, I'm over it. Well, next bus but this is the surprise. That is the extent of that world. That world is only about making money, power, and rinse and repeat. That's all that it is. And that's and you're right. It gets very boring. I like seeing the tricks. And I like WAGs I think WAGs is a great actor. He's great in that place. But you wait if you stick with it, because Prince is gonna heat Yeah, obviously was the site's name. Windy, windy. There's tension there. That's going to be great. Yeah, we'll be sexual tension. Yeah.

32:18 Remember how it started the very first episode? Yes. Remember? Yes. It was all downhill from there. Yes. Yes. It was the the way that they I don't know if people remember it. But the opening scene where Wendy was married to Rhodes, chuck chuck, who is what's this? What's in real life? Paul Giamatti? Gemma. Yeah, um, yeah, and the opening scene was a sex scene where she's actually in a Dhama matrix. outfit, right? What? What Adama make Dominator jomini Dumpling matrix which wine? And combination? Yeah, it's just standing over him and she's urinating on him. That's the opening scene a billion. So the way that they set it up, and of course, Adam was all giddy about it.

33:02 No, hold on, like, oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. No, hardly Anita. 16. Now, we Yes, we can do it now. Because I'm producing I know it's getting boring. And if we and by now, how many how many episodes of this new season? Three, four. What? What? How many episodes? Yeah, six. I thought it was the six. Not one single sexy. No, this is the mistake. This is why I'm saying this is why you're bored. Yeah. Slap that leather on Wendy pee on the show. You nailed it. What was the show? We were watching me again. I love you. I love you too. We were watching and he said oh, she's gonna hook up with her. What show was that? You know that was that was in just like that wasn't it?

33:50 Now it was something before that. And I was like, Oh my God. He nailed it. I said, Oh, this is gonna be lit. Oh, yeah, it was something way early on like our lesbian scene coming up. Yeah, of course. It's Adam like saying those disclaimers. Nudity? profanity. Sec no language. What like he has to be good show. That's That's what I always say. It's not I didn't say I like this when I see all those disclaimers. Excellent. Still, like billions there has been no sex at all. I know. I know what they're capable of. Know what they're capable of. Or why and it wasn't so much the urination because I don't think that's really like whoa, I'm so into pieces. No it was just weld it was a great sexual tension that was Chuck's whole thing you know, that's and that's gone now that he had to be humiliated by a dominatrix for him to feel like he was a powerful man. And that's a real thing with these men. Yeah, it's a real thing. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with it. Hmm. They just need to do it more often in the series, otherwise you just just you wasted the whole setup. Yeah, it's too bad. Okay, so so so far, it's anything you like that we're watching or you just you just poopoo it all like the pimp Tommy? Tommy? Yeah. Was there anything else like that show pivoting to? Which is? Yeah. A cheesy little sitcom. So what do you got on your list? Hmm. So interesting. We're having dinner and we were just both sitting there in silence.

35:16 And Adam goes, I don't want to talk because I want to save it for the show. And now it's It's good stuff. I don't want to say now I have no idea what I was gonna say. Literally here, you want to get one from my list? This is great. Okay, so this is something for the listeners for the producers. Okay. Okay. How many times have you seen this clear clickbait on I only if I only look at Twitter, if I look at anything, and it's, it's one of those things where you know, you're gonna have to click Next a whole bunch of times to see them all. It's like, you know, celebrities worst photos. And it's always a promoted tweet.

35:56 And this is one that keeps coming back. And it says, why you should put a toilet paper roll under the toilet paper seat at night. And I've seen this thing so many times, I finally went, Okay. I'd like to know. And I went through 36 of these things. It's not in there. Those fucking assholes. It's not actually in there. So if anybody knows, can you email Adam? Curry Kai? Should I put the toilet paper or under the seat at nine? Understand you've never seen this. So I don't understand what the purpose of that would be. Hello, this is that that's why I clicked on it. So you know, it's a little bit of a toilet paper roll under the seats open. Yeah, now I get it. I get it. Why would that be a good idea? That I don't know. So I finally went to look at it. They don't give you the answer. It's there to hurt me.

36:47 Did you email them? No. I wrote it down. I figure if anyone can solve that it's the Korean the keeper clan. Don't know what to do with this. We're trying to book a vacation. We didn't book a vacation. We booked a vacation. Yeah. Which Well, let me restate. We were looking to book a vacation since we haven't been in a year now. And just to get out for a week, like to take a show off the nice. And we couldn't go to Hawaii. No. Because pure Bloods. It's a little aggressive when you say that it makes everyone who has been vaccinated feel like they're lesser no i where? I'm just describing us, not anybody else. No, I understand.

37:38 Please don't take any offense, but I like being a pure blood. Taking your friends. All right. I'm not pure. But Plus, I've got anti bud. Oh. So yeah. Neener Neener. Adams friend, he told us friend today the former New York banker that you had, we had the coop and what did he say? He said, damn it. I'm feeling left out. I can't seem to get this thing. I know you didn't feel any of this shame that some people feel no. Yeah. No, of course not. I mean, it's I mean, I don't have to be careful. I don't go anywhere. I mean, the COVID literally had to land on me inside the house. Or maybe it happened at Hill on Vine at the restaurant. Yeah. I mean, I will say the guy who was at the bard Hill on Vine, he looked like a porn star. He did.

38:24 And you know what, Adam? I noticed he had Wrangler Jeans on I'm looking at him like I wonder if he had a mustache. He had the cool Ryan Reynolds mustache from like, I'm smoking like he belongs in payment Tommy's. Maybe he cooked on us? I'm thinking it might have been him. I don't know. It was it that night that you woke up and you weren't feeling in the middle of the night? You weren't feeling? Well? I don't think it would have hit you that quickly. So it would but But where was I before that Sunday working Saturday? I didn't go out. Friday home Thursday. Joe? I mean, when did you have lunch with Texas slim oh that fucker. You're right. That was Saturday.

39:11 It could have been somebody at the restaurant though. That is Kernville. Carville did it curve. I got the curve on the curve. Write that down show title. CURV al Cuf. Great. Yeah. Kerviel Not bad actually. It's you know, I think there's a lot to explore in Kerrville. From what I heard there. No, no. Look, I know you've lived the cartels. This is the problem. When you have cops or ex cops, his friends, you have to distance their stories, which include dead people with their faces, videos. Mike came over the other day. We love me. He's got stories we're gonna have on the show. I mean, he has stories and he was talking about how did we even get oh, we're talking about dogs and he said that he was He had gone to this house he was coughing bearville to make it understand and he had gone to this house and there were dogs on the bed and they would not let the let them get to the person who was deceased in this person. Am I getting the story right? You're mixing up two story. Am I mixing up two stories? Okay.

40:16 So one was that that's how it started. So with Mike it starts and those who hate to make a long story short, you're like, Okay, let me sit down and get my wine. Okay. All right, Mike. And by the way, Greg is there and Greg is just He's crazy. He's just last about everything. Greg, Greg's the guy that wants to be the blacksmith. He's a blacksmith. He's willing that once the donkey for his dog, yes. He's the dog, the donkey, the donkey grinder guy. But anyway, but Mike proceeds to tell us a story about how they found this woman who was dead. And she was sitting up in bed, but she was all the way like word for word. And when they picked her up, she was in a bowl of SpaghettiOs. So I say, tell me you guys don't immediately take selfies. I wish he says Wait, there's this other time. Hey, tell us about this guy who drowned in the lake and in a while the divers will get in they found out his goes a catfish on his lines and reel the catfish in took selfies. You got to understand that it's death become so normalized for these men and women their line of work. Yeah, that. And by the way. I think I'm like that. How else are you going to deal with it by making a fucking joke? I mean, yeah, there's that's my I couldn't do it. It's very, very traumatizing for any human being. I couldn't do it even for the most weathered cop, you know, it's just like, yeah, no.

41:40 And, and of course, this is why they always send the rookies to tell the next of kin that's the best the worst part. Yeah, like hey, rookie, you go tell the family. I mean, this is this tough is tough work. You know, people don't look Come on. Think of it that way. Spaghettios Great. Well, it's better than the one about the about the who was the, the the guy who had died and he'd melted into the man and the woman. Yeah, the wife the White took the white forever. No, it took her a long time to call the police. Yeah, like and she's and I guess he just was melting into the mattress. I can't even Nope. Okay. All right. Anyway, so I got the cufon Kerviel. That's a it's a country song. Got the cufon curve you? You don't know for sure. But hacking up along.

42:28 So wasn't the porn star with the Wrangler had my little six string on my back is strong. I'm on baby. How many did I ever tell you this? Adam buying the Keith Urban guitar when he saw it on the home shopping now? Okay. All right. All right. Got it. Got it. Gotta tell the story. Please, please, please feel free. You know what I'll do? I will accompany you on the theorem. Was there a minute working today? The bottle here. Cleaning Oh, crap. One day One day we're watching I don't know we were just going through the channels and we happened on the we happen to come on QVC it was a QVC and there was Keith Urban selling his guitar with his five CDs on how to teach yourself guitar and within five cd, cd lessons. So he he orders it.

43:21 And how long did you end? He's like Oh, I think he he played it maybe two days and what did you master what chord Okay, where is that thing anyways? Goes like Hang down your head Tom Dooley. down your head and cord switch. Hang down your head Tom switch. Really switch. Poor boy. It's time to switch di C G I think that's why the Theramin although unfortunately, I had to unplug it because you were like, What are all these things plugged into my station. She's got attitude, ladies and gentlemen.

44:04 This podcaster here is really she's getting Hey, you know what? I'll tell you I pimp out at him all the time on on Twitter. Like remember, I took the picture of you with your robe with the wine and you're ready to go out and the thing is, and I get like 100 new followers, Twitter, all friends. I wonder how many are bots? I don't know. Cuz there's so much bot activity. That's pretty bad. And I'm always on Adam. What do I complain about? Mostly with your Twitter with your tweets? Oh, about my I don't proofread them. I just it's it's not even English. Sometimes. It's misspelled is horrible. It's the bane of my existence. I'm a Communications girl.

44:46 Okay, yeah, no, no, it's my proofread your work. Do proofread before you post I'm an impulse girl. Okay. You're an impulse girl. I need to run impulse girl past communications girl to make it all fit now. work and I'll be perfect. Oh, should we think some people? Um, yeah. Did you have any more emails? No, I had no I had one. Oh, hold on one second. There was one other one. Oh, Jacob Davis Jacob sent me a message about Phoebe and her skin problems. And he made some recommended gave me some recommendations for some some stuff to put on her skin because she has lrec Is he the one from San Diego? Oh, because we got a booster gram was the night of the deep blue sea. Oh no, Jacob. Oh, actually Jake Davis.

45:35 So what is he recommending? So he's saying Are we sure that a skin allergies even is that what it was? Who knows? It's called had a dim Pet Pet. Pet Pet and he gave me a link. Oh, this one picture this dog is terrible allergies. Nothing like that for Phoebe but she just have some little skin rashes from time to time. Yeah, so of course that her I don't think her being outside on the astroturf helps personally, and then Bruce says I am going to butcher his name not Bruce Robert Roberts gold Nikki Scott Nixon's right school Nicaea he said he had some lyrics to a Bruce song for two of us. Oh, that he sent and I'll just read the lyrics I'm not going to sing which song is it? Which song I don't know. He said a Bruce song some Bruce Springsteen and yeah, but I wonder which song I don't know. But it says that he gets up in the morning only time. It has nothing to say and he gets up in the morning. Yeah. Tom has nothing to say it just a few hours started talking to our start talking. We'll be living in a cave. We'll be living in a cave walk around with a flashlight walking around with a flashlight and counting socks. They talk. When it's when it's laundry when it's a wage don't need your help. And then what's the chorus?

47:00 Can't turn the light on can't turn the light on or he'll bark now we stand here cooking. knew I was cooking. Excellent. And what's so what's so funny is it is funny. I'm working my ass off the end of the week is Friday. And sometimes we have something has to be done late because of a guest. And the first thing you say is Oh, I gotta cook in the dark again. Try cooking my flashlight. No, dude, it's I'm doing the show for us. Dude. You cook it for you. I'm cooking for us.

47:41 I wanted to bring everybody up to speed on the laundry situation. It has gotten better at actually reusing socks. Okay. Okay, so first of all, thank you men men have reached out to me. And I've said dude, this is very good news, which you've you've uncovered here. And, and so I'll tell you what happened because I remember this specifically. Just the other morning. It was it was in fact, no, it was it was a Thursday evening. And we're we're getting ready for bed. Now. You have to understand on Thursday, do a show so I I get up and I do I've show clothes, which is just for me to in fact, I'm still wearing them from Thursday. They you know, just sweat around and that's how I can just do the show. And then after the show, typically Tina's working, I will go shower, get dressed and you know, be fresh and put on nice music and sometimes a candle and have wine and everything. Am I right? You are right. Because that's I don't want you to come home and this the way you live the way and and when Adam and I first started dating and we exchanged rings. This is like I don't promise rings or whatever. And he said I promise ring. I don't know what Hanson brothers whatever we exchanged rings, and he said I will always date you.

48:58 That's what you said. So anyway, yes. So music. He looks great. Yeah, no, I know. i Oh, I always do that because it's nice. And I think it was the Jonas Brothers by the way, but go ahead with Jonas Hansen. Same family, Scandinavians. Um, and so we're getting undressed and, and I and I take my socks off, and I put them in the drawer and she's like, What are you doing? I said, Well, I only I've only had them on for a couple hours. You know, since I took my shower late this afternoon. And she's like, Oh, no, no, just put them in touch. Oh, no. Oh, no. And I want you to know that not only I but 10s of men who listen to the show 10s of them have all started to pay attention because because you will not let me do laundry. It's okay because we've been through this discussion and just like you just don't want me to do it. That's cool. I do want to help every way I can. So if by taking two socks out, lightens your load. I love it.

50:00 hear that sound? He's traumatized. traumatized. I'm not traumatized. I see I I've COVID Man, are you gonna fucking mess with my illness? Brain fog and brain fog? I could use that. Remember when you said no must be the cove? Oh yeah, no, he couldn't eat. By the way you can do that to me all the time because at this point, we've had so many like, no, no, I said this that I'm like, I should just admit she's right. Get it over with. Here's some booster grams. We launched this as a podcasting 2.0 podcast, which was done for a whole bunch of reasons, but also to really see how podcasting 2.0 is from the get go, you know, we're not on iTunes, or we're not on Spotify, we're not on Amazon that I know we shouldn't be or anything like that. It's really any new modern podcast app. And lots of people I know, listen, just on the page at Curry in the keeper.com, which is cool. But if you really want to support podcasting, and the, and the entire ecosystem that it supports, which allows people to speak freely, without any big tech intervention, and with very little chance of deep platforming, or a shadow banning or any of that nonsense, then we

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55:31 And so that's why it just stayed Elan calm. So well. You can't change your Twitter handle can you know so? It's but but my name is the keeper. 2015 Because that's when I was appropriately dubbed the keeper crowned the keeper and ordained I think is the proper term. Yeah, ordained, ordained, ordained. Yeah. And then anyway, that's my Twitter handle. But anyway, go ahead. 4400 SATs from Sir. Doug. Thank you very much, sir. Doug. We have 10,000 SATs from Scott. Oh, who says again? You both are awesome. Wine emoji. Wine Bottle emoji. Cheers in glasses emoji. Let's cheers. Cheers to the 10,000 sets.

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58:02 Video Alright, so canine craving.com canine. K dash nine crate. Oh, Kate crazy. For a second. It's k dash number 9k. ra v i n g. K dash craving calm? I wonder what the Chubs are, man. And why does my dog get chubs? Let's see. Chubs it's K ra v. Oh, look at that. Didn't I say kr? Yeah. So is this chubs? Let me look up. I'm not I'm curious. Okay, so this is this is yeah. So this is healthy dog food. Look, I'm sure although we're very careful because this is what what we're feeding her what she was what she came to us with and she seems very comfortable with it. But considering how we're looking at food intelligence for our own bodies, I think it's pretty important that we do that for feeds.

58:57 This is interesting. Okay, I have to look into this a little bit more. Yeah, okay. I got it. I mean, how much does he feed his? How much is German Shepherd weighs? He says he feeds his German Shepherd. To SIS to slash fifth. Chubbs? Ato two fifths of a chub. Okay, but it was feeding him half a chub. I just need to see this chart this. What is it? It looks like it looks like a big like a big morning sausage job. Good job. Okay, morning sausage. Gee, I wonder why they named a job. marketing genius. But wait. Yeah, yeah, it looks just like that. It's like yeah, it's like a tube of meat.

59:45 Meat. Another title that's pretty bad man. Anyway, I have to look at this. This is cool. I wonder how much it is. So of course what happens when We have this type of content we attract the following type of booster grant. The amount is 6969. Yes, you're the ones talking about jobs. This is from my therapist, wife and I Oh, I'm not kidding surreal boost 6969 My therapist, wife and I are certified relationship coaches on sex alternative sex educators. If any is interested in a better relationship with better sex, contact us at master cauldron. Oh email.com. All right. So this is very interesting. This is the first time I've gotten a native ad through a booster gram. Wow. I don't think they're telling us that we need unless they want to put us in therapy.

1:00:49 Maybe we should have them on the show. Ah. It looked at qualified if you can boost the grandmas show. I think you're you're good enough to get on. It might be interesting. You should reach out to him. Yeah. Reach out to master cauldron. okay@gmail.com. That's probably. So there's there's an I want to say when you use a new podcast app, you will be asked to fill up the wallet. This. Luckily in the United States, at least the easiest way right now is you can go. You can use cash app, you can send SATs directly from your cash app into your podcast wallet. Or you can send it to the QR code on Korean the keeper.com we have two donations that came in. Oh in the past week on that, sir WAGs that night of the Martin state class Delta airspace with 15,000 SATs and 27,000 Wow from Justin have Justin have the wrong kind of podcast? He says my wife Megan has issue with my socks as well.

1:01:57 Now he says it's a universal issue. So he says so what's wrong with a man wanting new socks regularly? Laundry dude, Justin Brother, brother, brother, brother. This is it's such an easy it's such an easy point score. Just smell your socks before you put them in the hamper. Now just make sure your wife sees you take them off and put them back in the drawer and she'll go Oh, honey, he's like no baby. It's because I love you and then when your bag is turned throw them in there. Yeah, right away. Stick that shit in the bottom. Put it in your pant leg to mess with her oh man, I always underwears right side in my T shirts are right. Yes, you are. Do not bunch it Adam is an excellent husband. Well, yes. Except when he burns the rug.

1:02:46 It's please. Hey, I got you a beautiful screen so that won't happen. What else did you do? You burn the rug and you put vape juice on the duvet cover. But isn't that your face? That was a cool mystery. Because like, like, what are these brown spots on your side on your side? I'm like, That's not where my buddies be my but that's a weird spot and squirt Do you see what I have to live with? You love it.

1:03:26 And it took me a while and then also I was like, Oh crap. That's when I mean in bed reading and sometimes just have my vape in my hand on the duva Ha ha ha yeah, won't come out. Well, but here's the thing. I tried to OxiClean with all the with all the booster grants that we receive. We can almost afford a new duvet. But Will my wife do that? No. She likes to keep it so she can look at and go ah and reminds me is that true? I have not said anything else about it other than I look at it to make the bed I'm like Why? Why would you torture? You'd like to remind yourself of the of the pain of what is it? Yes. I think this was the duvet cover. I like it. I tried to actually clean it it would not come out.

1:04:20 And no no it's horrible. I feel like But can't we get a duplicate? No, no, I just say that well if you don't mean that I'm just trying to understand why it's okay to talk about the whole the bird hole in the rug and patio to let's talk about how to ship by the way I have COVID In case you didn't know I love you. So we had we bought this outside fireplace. Yes real wood burning and Tina from day one. It's like I don't like it. It's no screen I don't like it's very dangerous. I don't like the screen number. No. It's very deep. To Build A finally deep and this side of fire make sure it's out make sure it's out before we go to bed you know I had a lot there's like a lot literally oh shit yes listen it that was before we had the law we had Robin Tiffany here and I put a shitty ass duraflame log in there and like it's it's three in the morning Hey, let's go to bed everybody. And then teams like no I'm gonna stay up because the log is still burning.

1:05:24 Not the way the story wins. Let me tell the story. Remember, it's COVID so he wanted to build a fire and I was like you know what? There's no screen it's really not safe. I don't think you should we have a nice outdoor it's a screened in porch with this great guy has been in this house for three years before we bought it and never had a fight. Okay, well, okay, so anyway, we have a nice indoor outdoor rug. We got furniture out there. I wake up and first thing Adam says to me goes, you know, you're right. You right. We shouldn't build a fire yet. And I go what? Yeah, I started a fire in it. The fire snapped and an ember came out and burnt the rug.

1:06:19 So yeah, imagine that pedal. Imagine No, no, you're absolutely right. I was like, How can I turn this into a positive? Baby, baby, baby. You are right. That's exactly what Oh, you're right. You're right, baby. You are, you know, once again, once again. You're right. I mean, you were so right. It popped out in the hall in the freaking rug. And so what this Tina like to do, even though we now have a beautifully handmade screen put in there, keep the rug with that burn spot there so she can remind me of it every single time. Or until we find a better rug. Yeah, yeah, baby. I love you so much. Life would be so boring without this. Imagine, imagine life shit, that's all.

1:07:14 Come on. We laugh about all of that. I don't think we ever ever mad at you talk about the control freak though. So it's kind of a, cuz I will come home and I'll be like, we have a water softener system here because we have our own well, and I'm like, Did you check the salt? Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. I go out there. No salt. No salt. Oh my god dammit. Okay, so today, today's Friday, I check it every Friday. The reason why it was depleted early is because we had your sisters visiting. Okay, I'll just let that slide. And so and so this morning, I I come straight out of a very sweaty night with with night dreams and weird COVID dreams. And I have to do a live show with Brian Kilmeade on Fox News, radio at it at 830 and then it's going through to podcasting. 2.0 What was I talking about? Because I completely forgot what I was.

1:08:17 COVID And then I came out of podcasting. 2.0 And it's like, I gotta check the salt. Here, right? Yes, I think but I have my own responsibility. So to without this mob interaction. It would be no fun. Exactly. It's a running joke now, but that's that's that's how it works. We're partners. Yes, it's Yeah. And yeah, sometimes you got to give each other shit. Yeah, I just seem to deserve it more than others.

1:08:57 Oh, you have such a hard life. Um, you know, I know you had the Cuf I know. Nice. Really? Did we even talk about our vacation otherwise? Oh, yeah. No, okay. We completely lost it. We were talking we got from, I said Hawaii, and it was then pure Bloods and boom, we were somewhere else. No, um, so I was talking to my only country. We can go to a parent. Yeah. So I was talking to my friend, Julie. In Austin. I love Julie. Hey, Julie. And we're going to see her busy. see both of them very soon. Yeah. Um, and they moving out of it. They'd like to I don't think they've made any plans of bait. They're looking. Yeah. Like a kids in school. Yeah, they got young kids, which makes a little bit more difficult. But she said go to Aruba. And I'm like, Oh my gosh, so we checked Aruba. All you need is a rapid antigen test or you could do a PCR test, and they let you in. So we've got a week scheduled in April. We're going for seven days so Adam will miss to no agenda shows and we're just going to go and eat and drink and just be in the crystal blue water and have so much Do the laundry and yes, exactly. Someone else cook for us. Yeah, yeah. And then my sister Lisa bless her little heart is flying to Texas and she's gonna watch not little man Lisa's heart. He's got a big heart. Yes. Your sisters hearts. Yeah, both sweetheart. Awesome.

1:10:17 But she's coming to watch Phoebe. So she's gonna she's escaping Indiana and she's coming to her country and going to chill out and quite honestly, when she was here, CB was like, Phoebe didn't even know who we were anymore. So like what she said she was. She was done Tony to she loved on her. So, so yeah, so we feel really fortunate that she's gonna come and just spend the time with her. And so she's like, Give me something to do. Like, do you need something built? Because she's very happy. No, she's extremely hand. Yeah, like she wants a miter saw for her birthday. It's true. I think maybe she got one. I'm not sure but kid dinner kids give her one give us like a table saw or something? Or like she likes aluminum milling machine or she's she likes doing shit like that. Yeah. She says yeah, confident.

1:11:08 So do you have any any jobs for now? Thought that I think we're, I mean, there's all kinds of stuff we'd like to do. But I think the House is pretty good. Pretty fortified. Once a generator actually is hooked up. We're very close. And boy, these guys are doing a good. Yeah, they are doing a real good job. Good friend. We've made such good friends with all these people. That's good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's It feels very much like the America I grew up in as a kid where people just helped each other and we love living out and we're friendly love living out. Here it is. We people said howdy on the street. It used to be that way in Austin, by the way, when I first met anymore, now they're just angry. You would?

1:11:53 Yeah, you would walk down the street. People say, howdy. How you doing? If you came the other way? Yeah. Yeah. We thought a lot of great friends in Austin. So we had there a lot. But I love I love it out here. Jean is due for a visit to us to come out. We should have Jean on the show. Yeah. Gina be good. It was just it wasn't kind of his idea for us to do a show. Yes. Well, I was on his podcast. Oh my god, we were in. Maybe a year ago. Oh my gosh. And he was the one when he came out and he's like you too should do it. You should do podcast together. You should do a podcast together. Yeah, it was his idea. So gene gene has been very influential in in my podcasting career. Yes, he's the whole what's his podcast now?

1:12:40 He's doing the show with Deron now I think dude you're sucking down the wine man. I know you don't this is my second your third no no I didn't refill the second time it was still half full that's how I look at the glass always look at the oh okay so who's been sucking it down so that'd be you okay now gene he very important part of no agenda history. We had our night you could become a night and Gene said hey man, I'm a night now what I'm not motivated to donate a crazy amount he had a lot of money back then I guess we took it all from it. And thanks gene. He said I need more levels I need I need I needed I need I need another thing to go to you what he was talking about was gamifying value for value. And I remember exactly where I was when he told me that to him like holy crap. And that's how we got to the Baronet. The barons the Dukes and all that stuff and it grew out of out of his idea was just fantastic. We should have him on the show. He is also I mean when he got the coup for the first thing I said give me a fucking blister pack I'm on my wiped it off. Yeah, of course. I know I was going to Austin anyway that day but I would have seriously driven for sure No, I would have come with me we were driven right to and we have other great like new friends but they just I'm like this this woman I met her at my deep Yeah, I mean she just has my heart I just love

1:14:13 love this woman and they've been so helpful to you she and her husband with you know just helping out and with you're not gonna mention now watching my words, welcome to podcasting but her she had said she texted she said Look, do you need anything because Brian will drive right out there and help you with anything and to me that is just I love that because I we would do the same absolutely retreats ahead when Teresa had COVID and she was in Arizona. They live in Illinois, they ended up driving home because she couldn't get on a plane and animals like I will I will fly anywhere and seriously I will wait and give her Yeah, I care of course I love when friends reciprocate like that. It's It's pretty awesome. So and I said it America merkaba America, America. All right. Yeah. The other thing I wanted to discuss. We don't talk about the kids often, but I'm not. I'm instructed. No, I know.

1:15:11 Yes, correct. But we can talk about Christina. Now, Christina is now 31. And she has a wonderful boyfriend, Kevin, who I've met met him was back in August. And he is a he's a producer, music producer, and they have done a song together, and a video. Now it's in Dutch and it'd be it'd be hard to explain exactly what the if there's a political aspect to it, which is about the Prime Minister of the Netherlands. His name is Rita and Rosa and so part of the song is a route to Qatar. Which means that which rhymes of course good for the poetry. What it means is Ruth is fucking around like a dick.

1:15:56 Because the it'll be a hit because they do well the millennials in the millennials in the Netherlands mandate ze are seizing, because they've really been locked down like dogs with all kinds of restrictions and they were promised that everything would open up and you can do a couple of things, but you can't promise them your dance festivals are coming during the summer and then canceled a week before so there's hatred and and that's why the Netherlands is going to be very big in the in the truck protest. But the title of the song and the video is is very modern, and it hasn't dropped yet. It's very modern. It's it's what do you think of the just the the song itself? It's like a typical modern dance track, like for sure it definitely has appeal. It's gonna appeal to that demographic for sure. And the title is real men eat ass, which was a proud dad moment for me to see this. It's truly it's hilarious. I can't wait to share the video which Twitter will probably take down immediately. And no not listen subtitled. Will they?

1:17:01 Well, I mean, but there's also some very sexually suggestive which is a weird one suggested don't actually say You're kidding me. There's like 18 Did you watch it? Yeah. You see the vaping thing? Oh, I just remember her taking the knife and the fork to his ass. I just remember that. Yeah, that was just okay. It's also a double entendre you have to understand there is a what is that word? Like a treat a snack treat in Holland, which it's called a more cope. That different names for it's very racist names back in the day. It's kind of like it's like a cracker about this big. And then it's marshmallow with chocolate like a mound of Yes. And you bite into it like that and it's just just a luscious tree like that. And so this kind of a double entendre like real man that but of course he's eating that treat off of her boyfriends but in the nice but though it's guys got a young man's got stuck. Again, I was like, I can't look at this like a father. I have to look at it from a professionals like a music industry person. Like yeah, this has got to appeal to Adam is so proud of Christina. When he watched it, he came and he looked at me like, Oh my God, that's my daughter.

1:18:22 Hashtag proud dad. Yeah, he's very proud. I am to I, I'm, I'm just happy that she's so happy. And they needed they needed some because business shut down for so I mean, she knows more of her peer group who've committed suicides and died of COVID This isn't and this is not an exaggeration. It's it's really really really really bad. We have no idea what these what they call two g and one G restrictions. Is the Yeah, we don't even know the damage that has been done. But just I'm I am super proud because I look at I'm like, holy, this is this and they got a record deal. You know, they got to do Yeah, yeah. Real they're releasing it. And, and I think then what does your mom think about it?

1:19:13 I don't think her mom has seen it yet. Because I said I think your mom might hate it. You said oh yeah, she well I said well it's not rock and roll to your mom hates it right. And then you send her five copies when you're on the cover of the Rolling Stone and it covers everything. Okay, there you go. Yeah. Their mom always says You're ruining my career. It's time for Christina to Christina. Here I need Christina and Kevin to come hang Yeah, for sure. in the hill country. We just need one Joe Biden Brandon to drop one restrictions so non residents can enter without vaccination proof. I think that'll probably happen. Yeah.

1:19:57 And then they can I can't wait to have I have it now. They also need to get out of that hellhole for a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Did you have anything else on the list? Lulu? How far how long are we heavily recorded? We had this is the longest show ever. One hour and 20 minutes. Oh, no, I was gonna talk about our engagement wedding but we'll do that the next day. It's a teaser. Next show we'll talk about oh, Adam proposed in our wedding. Really? Yes. Their request for that. No, no, I just thought you know, people want to know me. They want to know. It's yeah, it's a good story. But you know what, we'll save it for episode. Would you like to know about the how I proposed send us a boost. Booster, gram.

1:20:42 Yes. It's a great story. Yeah, Tina Marie Curie. Yes. I do a lot of podcasts. This is by far my favorite. Oh, you're just saying that because you get to sleep with me. That's true. Not really, I love you, baby. I love you. No, no, this this is a blast even when I'm sick with COVID I'm happy to be here. And we'll be back in a fortnight as they say in jolly old England in about 14 days. Next Wednesday of course mo facts with Adam curry. Keep an eye on at Elan calm on Twitter here. She's a great follow. We'll talk to you next time everybody Bye Bye. Say bye baby.

1:21:24 Bye bye everything is fine. Got all that you need. The periodic heater Yeah,